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The people who manufacture bathtub trays seem to have no idea what women actually do in the bath and I find that strangely comforting
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Love sitting in a bubble bath with a glass of wine and a [checks notes] small undressed salad
You know it's not a complete bath without a glass of red wine, a tiny latte, and an empty mug. Ambience brought to you by a phone video of a woman playing a ukulele and a handful of rose petals where your undressed salad normally goes
As a woman, I enjoy painting my nails in the bathtub while simultaneously grabbing handfuls of cornflakes, reading about global warning, and watching people playing lady and the tramp with a giant sandwich
This company has figured out what women really want while bathing: half a bottle of j'adore perfume to continually spray while nomming on cherries and sipping an electric blue cocktail
The EXCESS in this photo! White AND red wine! Green AND purple grapes! Eight kinds of cheese! And the piece de resistance...not one, but TWO phones
Look if you're not chowing down on waffles and hot dogs while gazing at stock photography of the ocean then what are you even doing
In short I have learned that I am apparently bathing all wrong and will rectify this immediately
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Now then. There was a well known journalist on twitter asking it there was one of these and I googled and tweeted it to her. She thought it was the bee’s knees. I guess our ablutions are all varied.
*NB* if you’re going to do electronic devices in the bath. Don’t charge them!”
NB If you use electronic devices in the bath, please plug them in.😁
CANNOT STOP LAUGHING
This is bull. I prefer red wine and chocolate with whatever I’m bingeing on my iPad 🤷🏽♀️
What tha AF is that????
Laughing with gratitude at the adorable timing of this hilarity !!! Cheers.
Well you never said what women really want in a tub tray. ;)
It seems ludicrous but these are real products that are made by several companies. Apparently, some people really do like taking very long baths while indulging in the products presented on the samples. Google bathtub trays.
Well, actually..
Where as in real life it just gets used for easy to reach bog roll for someone on the toilet
What is this
I want to smash subscribe on u so much but then there r pronouns in your Twitter bio and some weird fraction with letters that is probably supposed to signify that you belong to sum sort of forbidden homestuck quadrant where ppl fantasize about being abused by Anders Breivik sooo
This thread has me in stitches
😂😂🔥❤️
What kind of music do you make?!
I found you via this *hilarious* thread but after reading your bio I think you must meet @samantha_ege, if you haven't already 💜
I love how weirdly photoshopped these are
This thread was epic! Apparently I’ve been setting up my bath tray all along.
Best thread I’ve read in such a long time.
pls read this thread because I am creased
I'm in!
Oddly, I am reading this on my phone while soaking in my tub. Just me, water, bubbles, phone, and, uh, you and your tub images. Hilarious!
read this thread 😂😂😂
's GIF/JIF thread was hella funny but this thread is a whole nuther level of extra.....
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Post picture! 🛁
This is literally the best thing I have seen in ages and I want you to be famous for it, but only famous to good people
This is one of the nicest things a stranger has ever said to me on the internet. Granted the bar is very low, but still
I will not rest until you are Twitter Famous™️ enough to go on a morning talk show or your feed is so overwhelmed with trolls that you put a hex on me, whichever comes first
This is America, why not both
I like this one, which not only has a jar of shells and a large shell, but also four small shells lined up like they think women are running confidence tricks out of their bathtub:
I don’t even know what this means and I’m laughing
At least there’s an unused bar of soap. Sort of bathy.
Puts my row of dolly mixtures along the edge of the tub and Kindle fire propped up on the laundry basket to shame 😂
Wash it..
WHERE is your salad, Kate? Have you no cheese??
Not even one cherry tomato. Fail.
And why would anyone have a mobile and a tablet in the bath? That's even weirder.
Brilliant!
What better time than this thread to use this GIF
Hilarious thread! Love it!!
I took a bath earlier and had none of this. I had no idea how much more I could get done.
I legit wanna try out all those insane bath things now
Where are the ashtrays w smoldering joints?
You’ve obviously met women IRL
Feels like how you relax after you ride your Peloton in your million-dollar condo.
If I’m ever in a tub by myself long enough to need a video and wine please just shoot me.
This was hilarious and spot on. I totally need to rethink bathing... 🤣
Coffee and something to read might be fun if the water didn't cool off. Also there's the "dropping the book/ipad over the side" concern...
I have definitely been relaxing wrong. I just set my iPad on the toilet lid and read an Entertainment Weekly until I get pruney.
You're not alone in bathing all wrong. Do you know, some people don't shower for days, then proudly brag about it? They should get into a bathtub. All alone. Stay right there until they've drowned. Unhappy turned out to be an ungrateful fuck AND a rapist. So Happy got up and left
God I've just been using soap
None of those bathers have sufficiently warm baths. Unless the bathroom is full of steam it isn't warm enough. Electronic goods should be fizzing and failing.
Wait, other people ain’t doing this?
Just wondering, why in all of these photos people have their expensive electronics, literally inches away from a lot of water?
I can’t stop...
I do have one of these trays and I thought their photoshopped pictures were laughable too! As someone who takes many baths a week to combat pain...here is my setup! Minus my phone...but it’s nice being able to catch up on tv shows while I soak.
When you get triggered by bath trays
OMG, this thread was exactly what I needed this morning! Thanks for starting my week off with laughter!
(Possibly sensitive)
Honestly the best thread I've read for ages
I think I've been bathing wrong all these years. A new housemate introduced me to the "bath pillow" a few weeks ago and now I wonder why I ever claimed to know anything
It's all explained by the attentive yet shy gentlemen-friend she recently met at the Alcoholics Anonymous/Excessive Compulsive Symposium.
I found the photographer 🧐
Thank you so much for those. They are some of the funniest pics I've seen in a long time and I've been laughing heartily.
You need to open a restaurant based on this concept ASAP 🛀
Sounds like a quote from a Jane Austen novel ;)
Just realized I need a new bathtub tray. My grandson has converted mine into a landing strip for wind up seaplanes...and it's all rusty. All I need it for is a BOOK.
How do you get to the taps to top the bath up with extra hot water with such an array of things infront of you.
Also, if you’re not Caucasian, you obviously don’t ever partake in a relaxing bath at all.
Lmfaooooooooo
Marry me
Whatcha reading there with yer single malt? I see the word dumbfuck and Duarte is it a bio 😁
Ooh. Tell me more. What kind of books? Mystery?
This is not me in the bathtub. Rose petal on my shoulder as I sip red wine and eat grapes in the soft glow of my candle. I’m in and out. It’s a bath. Everything doesn’t have to be so glamorous. Not my tub, not my life.
I'm a man. When I'm in the bathtub, I read books, write down notes, and/or talk to my cat, who invariably is sitting on the rug just outside the tub.
As a dude who tries almost daily to have a bath, I am sad at the lack of male models and also now aware that I need one of these trays. Would make watching hockey easier.
lol sure give it a try
I get in the bath with myself, soap, a flannel, a back brush - and a pint of tea that I keep at the tap end.
(I don't do bubble bath as the sound of all of those popping bubbles irritates the hell out of me)
Brb, opening a new subreddit r/BathAdWomen
I think you covered everything
Too funny
I for one am Okay with the upgrade in decadent bathing.
That is hysterical! I have bubble and an occasional glass of champagne and a dog trying to jump in with me... the tray would never work! 😂🤣
My favorite part of this photo is the placement of the picture at about 6’ just banged in next to door frame 🤨 and the pupper of course
Where’s the s’mores??? MY GAWD THE SMORE’S NEED TO BE THERE!! Pffffft, all women need & use in da tub is “Shower Bob” let’s be real 👌🏽
Where's the soap? Yes, doesn't it. 👵
Last bath I took was with sushi, a bottle of iced tea, and funyuns
LMFAO THESE WOMEN ARE HAVING FULL COURSE MEALS COMPLETE WITH SERVICE WHILE IN THE TUB! Haha
Also, bubble baths are gross. You're stewing in your own juices. Are you bathing or basking a Turkey?
Now I kind of wonder how GUYS are supposed to bathe. Have I been doing it wrong this whole time, too? Do I need to practice more often?
Only way to rectify anything is to immediately buy random food, a tablet and a fancy bathtub tray
I’d have thought than rather than all the clutter, just time, soapstuds and a strum would be the more enjoyable/relaxing?
This thread is great!
You might as well rectify it since you seem to have a lot of time on your hands in order to make so many tweets. You could do it in the bath!
You win the internet for the day!
God damn I'm rolling reading this thread 😂🤣
Hot Dog and Waffles. I could go for that for breakfast. 😋
is that a cinnamon raisin hotdog bun?
I also like to imagine cats walking on all these things
now I'm thinking about the yoga like practice of balancing plates and dishes well enough to deliver this whole tray to a customer
And the bought in coffee!
The suspect coffee and hotdog pastry look like East Asian snacks I’ve had.
Pretty sure that's a malformed pain au chocolat?
The hot dog bun situation is worrying me. It looks like an asiago cheese bagel and I both want this to exist and also believe it’s probably a terrible omen.
I think it's a weird version of a Kolache. Open faced because they want you to KNOW there's a hot dog in there.
I think it’s an Asian hotdog pastry, supported by the coffee drink that looks like the kind they have at East Asian grocery stores.
Flying Business Class?
OMG I am giggling so much reading these😂
If you aren’t supposed to swim until 30 minutes after you eat, is it the same for having a bath?! 😆
sorry, that is clearly a failed attempt at a sausage roll. But just imagine all that flaky pastry in the suds :-o
😂 literally you have killed me
I think a robot set designed this
This coffee is from a place called BARISTA. in what fresh hell does this bath lady live? LEGO town?
It was all looking so lovely, and then I noticed the disposable paper cup...and lack of a knife to cut the waffles.
They sell coffee drinks packaged like that in grocery stores in East Asia, as well as hotdog pastries. But I think we already all knew where these products were coming from.
What is with that hotdog? 😝
These setups read like the work of bumbling aliens going undercover as American capitalists in a hilarious buddy-cop rom-com
Gonna be honest: This is the life I want to get to
I'm concerned about the rose slug damage on those rose leaves. Nobody wants rose slugs in their bath water. Perhaps a spray bottle of permethrin should be placed on the tray?
The to go coffee...
Is that a hot dog on a raisin bread bun?
This picture hurts my brain & I thought Tulsi Gabbard was confusing.
And apparently you got a coffee to go... to take into the bathtub
Makes sense to me, but I have this nagging feeling that most people don't break glassware or ceramics as much as I do.
So a to-go coffee so’s not to break but also a kindle phone iPad and wine glass 🤨 hmmm. I think props forgot the Latte so they subbed in the paper cup from craft service
haha the creator had a props dept & craft svcs haha
All these tablets and iphones over a bath of hot, soapy water terrifies me. It's like they're being held for ransom.
The fact that people bring food into a bathroom is destroying my very soul.
I used to get into an endless anxiety loop when I'd get home from work too dirty to sit down anywhere and too hungry to deal until I turned to bath snacks. Your germ phobia doesn't worry me.
People who say things like this act like they don't know food grows in dirt.
Love too use my expensive lotions and balms in the bath tub so they rinse off immediately.
I believe this model in particular the arms fold down and it turns into a bed and breakfeast try (I research these heavily because I want one.
I mean I'm at least more likely to be eating the hot dog than the salad
And simultaneously moisturizing
I could get behind this one
Hey, I have that serum!!!! It's totally not for use in the bathtub! 😃😃😃
Is the garnish on that drink an apple wedge?
Is that a takeaway coffee?
Is...is that an unripe quince?? Hardcore
Extra points
This was my favorite 😂😂😂😂😂
By the time you've got back from the coffee shop and run the bath it will be cold. Or could you run an over hot bath run for your coffee then strip and get in as the temperature is now perfect and coffee is hot.
Why lotion? Face cream? A WHOLE APPLE!
One. Entire. Apple.
& yet a razor-thin apple slice on madame's kir royale
😂 I didn't notice that. Too funny!
Hot dog, waffle, buttered toast and a bowel of almonds. That’s like two meals and a snack and there’s not syrup for the waffle. This is a travesty
With a bleeding heart in a bud vase
I feel like someone smoked too much weed before ordering food props.
Wgat is this... the carb lovers breakfast?
And if that’s a hot dog bun, it’s gone moldy
How would you organise getting the bath at the correct temperature for bathing, waffles and hot dog plated up and even go out to get a coffee!?! The logistics in planning this are immense. You've either got cold coffee, hot dog or bath 🤷♀️
That's where the chamber maids come in
living your best life?
We've been bathing all wrong all along 😅 Now we finally know how to celebrate #WaffleDay properly 😂#MorningsMadeEasy
Nothing quite as relaxing as finishing a hodgepodge dinner and organizing your digital life in the 10 minutes before the bath water cools.
Who are they kidding. If you can rustle up a hotdog and a glass of red with a microplaned potato garnish before a bath, then surely you don’t need a barista to make you takeaway coffee.
Why does this look like a full hotel breakfast buffet 😳
Going out for takeaway coffee before getting into the bath to drink it definitely is a vital part of my self care routine.
I want to know when the take away latte was purchased prior to the bath
The adverts for this tray r totally sexist! I’m a straight man and I love me some bath time! I might have to buy me a tray!
Bathing?
Thank you for saying what we are all thinking! I prefer hamburgers while I am taking a bath but to each their own.
On cinnamon waffles of course
don't forget the take out coffee! because before you take a bath, you need to stop to get a latte to go.
Take out coffee goes so well with three kinds of bread, salted almonds and (..maybe hefe-weizen?!? in slightly the wrong glass?)
Yeah right baths are for relaxing not doing things we are not like men who likes to read the newspaper while pooping- troublesome device probably less relaxing to set it up and dismantle it
Is that a to-go foam coffee cup?? Did she just get back from 7-Eleven or something? 🤦🏼♀️😂😂😂
Apple champagne
Needs a large potted plant, or a mini xmas tree.
My fav is how most of the photos have a complete face care regimen.
Everything you noted in this brilliant thread is troubling, but the waffles-hotdog combo is a total deal-breaker.
🤢🤢🤢🤮
Who drinks 🍸 with coffee?
“I’m on an all-carb diet!”
Gotta carbo load in the tub
Question...with all of the time it takes to load down your tray for that relaxing bath time, has the water gone cold? Also, does all the fruit and vegetables consumed make your digestive system do things not conducive to bath time? Know what I mean? I think you do.
What's the hot dog doing there? It seems out of place in all the opulence.
Ooohhhh my god WHO MADE THESE
Don’t forget the extra slice of untoasted bread on the side.
Bahahaha 🤣
This one looks the best tbh
Those almonds seem randomly placed-along with everything else of course but...
My cat would steal the hot dog, knock everything into the tub and scratch me to bits trying not to fall in the water!
Winner
This one with the takeout coffee...did she take the whole tub through the drive-thru?
I might need help getting out of the bathtub if I ate that much! 😂😂😂
Who the he'll eats food on the bath
Imwan at this point just go to the tableeee!!!!!!
I'm stressed
Okay... this one I can get behind in a serious way. Just this one.
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Waffles, a hot dog, and toast. Makes sense.
Freakin’ bath water will be freezing cold by the time you get through all the stuff on that tray
I can't decide whether the people producing these are lazy or high. Honestly I'd prefer high because this level of laziness is just insulting.
My moneys on high. Very. And they’re boys. 12 year olds.
Is that McDonalds coffee cup? 😂😂😂
I'm fairly certain that the hotdog is supposed to be bangers and mash. Which is actually delicious.
Need the obligatory bowl of baked beans to make your own bubbles for the bubble bath.
Here for the comments...
I feel stressed just mentally multitasking the waffle and a hot dog making with running out to get coffee 😓
well, now I just asked Mr. Badger to get some hot dogs on his way home. I was tempted, but did not ask for waffles.
Just order the tray now....
So a steaming bath, with bread on a tray just above it. Did any of these people ever do a tiny bit of science/physics. Or just common sense. Soggy sandwich 😂😂😂
This whole bath tray subject and tweets has destroyed my life. 😂😂😂😂😂
Now that's what I call bath time!
dude idk why this thread is making me think of you lol
You don't want to know what I would have on my bath tray.
I’m convinced that’s a slice of raw potato on that drink. 🥔
I don’t see any syrup for the waffles. An don’t know about hotdog with waffles just doesn’t sound good.... ohh no ketchup for the hot dog.. can’t have that
lmao this one in particular
Maybe the hot dog was a sub for 🥓?? Any ole pork’ll do
Ha ha good thing you got that coffee TO GO...in the tub
I must admit, deep inside i am now convinced I do need this bath tub table!! 😂💕
My only fear is that my phone would land on the water... I think I wouldn't use it for electronics...
*setting up a netflix binge in the bath*
Missing one thing... Ah yes, coffee to go
Glad I’m not the only person that prefers my hot dogs in the bath tub
This makes me never want to bathe again.
This makes me feel less bad about eating sandwiches on the toilet now.
At least this smart bather has her coffee in a heat-retaining covered cup. Those other dimwits no doubt had ice cold fancy lattes by the time they got everything arranged and got into the water.
Haha these are brilliant!! Obvs you would do all of this things, on a regular basis. Totally normal 😄
Why are you stock-shaming me? I feel stock-shamed. #StockPhotoEnthusiast
Coffee to go, for those days when you are on a rush and your bubble bath needs to be quick
Hot dog and waffles, sounds heavenly.
But I’m confused about condiments.
Mustard, ketchup, syrup, sugar? So many decisions.
I never eat hot dogs with waffles anyway...let alone while scubbing my privates in a bathtub.... sigh. I guess I'm the weird one? I have been doing it wrong? LOL
I’m dead 😂
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I didn’t know this was even an option...all those showers I wasted.
Are we not going to talk about the vending machine coffee?
Am I supposed to lotion up & THEN get in the bathtub? Or lotion while bathing & it eating a whole apple? & I hope my crackers don’t get soggy while I’m talking to mom & husband simultaneously
What is this strange hole in her body? Is she an alien? WTAF?? I’m a little frightened now.
obviously it's the rose petal dispenser she had installed in her clavical. #solarpunk
Oh, that’s better than my alternative, which was that it’s a living entity burrowing into her shoulder, and sticking its tongue out.
Yes, I have nightmares with surprising frequency
My hope and I feel attacked. Please stop spreading proof of our existence. The government is relentless
damn typo, of course I meant my damn hole...but still, us aliens hope we're not found out about
She’s not alone, the night photographer needs some food and drink too!
Maybe she’s having a friend over to join her? 😉
steve i want you to look at this picture and tell me that that would be physically enjoyable for anyone involved. you're going to flood the cheese tray, steve, you're going to get scraggly white hairs all over the grapes, Steve. go take your own bath
The single rose petal on her shoulder 🤣
And nowhere else. There’s no sign of any other petals...
There is another hint of a petal that is falling into her… shoulder hole? 😟
OH MY GOD
I'm pretty sure that's a shell! I think she might have come up through the drain from the sea, and I bet she's pretty disappointed that she didn't come up under a better bath tray!
Oh god, that is so obviously a photoshop.
That is some seriously body defying photoshop they did on her shoulder unless she's got like 6 joints hidden in there. Must be why she needs all that food in the bathtub, alien metabolism.
She has a cubby for a razor in her shoulder. And a pink razor in it. If that is not correct could someone pls clarify bc I am skerred.
That's three cameras staring back at her and food crumbs in the bath.
There's someone else in that bath!
Those boards are bloody good tho!
Let's not forget ... we adore artfully placing petals on our should
Trés chic
I want this
Don't forget the single rose petal on her shoulder...
Imagine the biceps you’d need to lift that off nd get out? She’s trapped under that forever.
Decline of the Roman Empire reimagined in your own bathtime.
A petal has fallen into her...collarbone hole(?) It’s tickling like mad. Imagine the scene 2 seconds after this photo was taken.
😂😂 He tweeted the word “hole.”
Ok gross. That is a big hole.
I mean I would use this if one or more mobile phone holders could be a port decanter. Also three is the optimal number of cheeses for a board. I'd question the need for two candles, but those dyptique duos now, I see the logic. This is space-age luxury
Note how happy she looks with all that cheese!
This is the one that is most like me.
And ONE rose petal! Where did it come from?
It’s so obviously photoshopped onto the bath. It looks like it’s levitating.
I'll have this tray please. No need for the bath though.
Yeah I’ll skip sitting in the pool of my own dirt and just eat this bomb-ass snack
Omg I die. That's a lot to get through in one bath, it would require multiple hot water top ups. And the petal on the shoulder.
What about the petal IN the shoulder?
Eight kinds of cheese! #lifegoals
Somehow this is the worst. Cheese? In the bath? Cheese?
she's expecting a friend
Wow she must be rich.
Unbrielievable
Who doesn’t enjoy Brie and a bath?
I have so many questions! Waterproof devices? Dry hands in a bathtub?
God me too, I am hyperventilating just looking at the pictures.
And a pink rose petal clamped limply to her shoulder
I fixated on that too. A single, damp petal.
TIL one of the differences between women and men is that women have holes in their shoulder.
This seems like too much preparation for a bath.
Don't you know?
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She appears remarkably relaxed for someone with a large hole in their shoulder.
Must be all the cheese.
It's just a place for her to hold the hummus.
Jesus Christ lmfao
Maybe the hole is to place her grape seeds & orange rinds in.
I literally snorted 😂
That is so creepy. It also looks like it’s a knee, not a shoulder, with a forearm attached.
Oh God there’s a petal in there 🤢
OMGWTFBBQ. I didn’t notice until you pointed it out.
OMG that's CREEPY!
😱😆😆
We need CSI "enhance" capabilities. What's going on there?!
Why order the sharing platter if you have one of those short sit-up Japanese baths tho? Is her partner under the water holding his breath? 😲
This thread!
Brilliant 😆 Tbf I did once put pizza on the tray but in hindsight it was a mistake
Is this model meant for extremely thin couples who can fit next to each other in a normal sized bathtub?
The cheeseboard is killing me...
And a rose petal! don't forget the rose petal!
So much ado about the rose petal. Y'all act like you never forget to take yours off when you bathe.
It’s a home for that extra rose petal.
Opulence!!!
These are killing me
HAHA I am dying. These are ridiculous, thank you so much for sharing.
Why do they all have a tablet AND a phone (or two)? Like accidentally dropping $300 worth of electronics into the bathwater isn't enough?
This is incredible
It's as if she lives in the tub! No reason to leave.
Everything but washing yourself. Soap is a disguised apple
And... one rose petal.
“Working from home”
That's just gross
Opulence.... you own everything.....
I love bathing with cracker crumbs
Five minutes later, the cat knocks the whole thing into the tub with her.
Dang. I should take more baths. I had no idea it came with cheese and booze.
Two phones, two glasses of wine, and an abundance of food. Do we think she’s expecting a little bathtime company?
How am I even supposed to bathe without my Tuscan cheese board?!
Why bother having a bath tray if it can't double as a cheese platter, I always say.
Now excuse me as I adorn myself with a single petal.
One work phone, one personal phone, and the distinct possibility of cheese knives falling into your bath water when you reach for a sip of white wine 🔪🛁
Love to make sure my work can call me while I'm busy stewing myself.
All I can think about are soggy cracker crumbs sticking to me in the water. *shudders with disgust*
This is the best one 😂😂😂
This one seems the near tbh
It's pelaton bikes all over again but with horrible Photoshops.
This is the best one, yet! A large cheese spread goes so nicely with a bath soak. 🌺
When you've got your burner phone soak side right by your legit one just in case your mark calls while you're on the other line.
Two fucking candles?! 😂😂😂
One for the plug, one for the load
DAMN, she's living the life! And here I thought my baths were fancy what with all the bottles of Mike's Hard Lemonade, dollar store bath bombs, and hand selected Liquid DnB mixes playing from my jury-rigged computer speaker setup.
This lady is definitely some sort of dealer. Those are burner phones. 😂
How else to afford such a diversity of cheeses?!?
A Diversity of Cheeses ought to be the title of something.
An almanac of New World cheese. 🧀
We need to go deeper!
Psst... those are speakers
Get that rose petal off of me!
Wait! two glasses of wine, two phones, two candles, enough cheese for a party. What does she know about that rose petal that I don't know?
She is in it for the long haul! Don’t bother her until next week!
Honestly of all the weird bath trays, this one appeals to me most
And yet the trays seem pretty questionable re: having sturdy places to put electronics. One bumb and that tablet’s taking a swim
Ya know...if that all got knocked over, it would make a FANTASTIC giant cheese soup!
What is it with all the electronics and these trays? Are we supposed to believe that someone wealthy enough to risk the inevitable submersion and ruining of their phones and tablets would buy a cheap tray for their personal tub-loungery?!
In fairness, a nice cheese plate would pair really well with the wine I normally drink in the tub, not sure what I'd need 2 phones for though...
Well I think in all honesty this makes sense if TWO ppl are taking a bath together. But it would have to be gigantic or a jacuzzi? Lol
I can't stop staring a the hole in this woman's neck.
That's some *really* unfortunate posework or compositing, or both.
Lol! I believe it’s her right wrist.
That's what I was wondering! But everything has been so warped on that woman.
Perhaps she’s waiting for her wife?
ok this one made me hungry
Her shoulder looks like a knee
Two totally differently fragranced candles too...
I love how just one overzealous knee-cross or leg-stretch can totally kill two devices in one hot second
Yeah I always place $600+ electronic devices where one little hiccup can turn them into wet bricks
But hey luxury
The anxiety this gives me cannot be understated
Maybe her friend has just ducked under for a moment...
This picture is so obviously photoshopped that it is physically painful.
This comment was made _before_ I saw the hole in her shoulder.
The insert of the bath table in such sharpness—despite her hand right next to it being blurry AF—was apparently much more important to my mind than the obvious failure of anatomy!
Two phones and a tablet. She's obviously addicted to sports gambling
Milk and orange juice, always a winning combination
I want this bath! A while fecking picnic to myself? Yasss queen.
Maybe she’s expecting company
It looks like an airline meal!
You didn't mention the two candles. You must never forget the candles...
😎
Actually Sharon, I support the 8 types of cheese. In fact, I would replace everything else on that tray with more varieties of cheeses. Make the whole tray out of cheese. That’s what I’m talking about.
She's having a picnic w two boyfriends at once via video chat? 🤔
carefully understated on the rose petals this time.
Maybe she's lactose intolerant and can blow more bubbles after she devours the cheese board?
And an iPad!
Wow.... that is a meal!
I think in this picture her boyfriend has just nipped out of their romantic bath to go for a wee
Now this is my kind of s bath, half the Waitrose cheese counter is on there! @KitBrouns @pattapee @SarahJezza @princess_claret
😳😳😳 Please explain this thread, this is a thing...? 😐
Apparently so. Hilarious
Well, you know what your new bathroom needs then 😜
Awesome! I approve of the cheese..not sure brave enough to have devices above the bubbles though 😜
Now I'm going to spend my day googling "lady bath trays"
inspiration?
I was about to send this her too!
The petal
Full makeup
And always candles
You cant forget the rose pedal on the shoulder.
can't get a bath pillow though
well that'd just be ridiculous. who keeps a bath pillow.
Looks Photoshopped. Like that tray wasnt even there when she was in the bath
whole damn buffet in the bathroom
In fairness, I’d horse into a good cheeseboard pretty much anywhere.
Every bath should be a lavish patrician experience
Where did that stray rose petal come from?
Three devices and two glasses of wine. Swap the glasses for carafes and we have my perfect bath.
Is that a pomegranate? Buck wild.
I think her partner must be on the loo. Once they’re back in, it’ll all make sense
Interesting petal placement, think they confused her for the bath 😂
The deluxe edition
how does she load up the tray once she's in the bath?
love to reach across an open flame to get my phone
Her collar bone is like extra long too. Like the photo editor had to extend her collar bone longer. Lol is that Strawberries and Pomegranate?
Bet she’s mad she forgot the barbecue.
Lol. Woah. All that food
No pate or candied smoked salmon?
It doesnae get mair excessive than this 😊
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That excessive bathtub tray hints that this woman must be making up for not being invited to a party. That’s more food than I offer guests at my house parties.
I'd put an ironing board across my bath and do some multitasking if I could but the only safe way would be to use an iron heated by coals as used in the Victorian times 🙄
And I’m led to believe if she moves even an inch and that petal falls off her shoulder, every possible natural disaster will occur simultaneously.
With all that fruit and cheese that had better be a scented candle.
Just imagining dumping all this as a I step into the tub.
It’s not a bath tray. It’s actually first class on a Singapore-based airline.
surely this is ideal for your early morning bath club ?
I was going to say the strategically placed rose petal on the shoulder 🤣
I’m soooo entertained rn.
Probably 2500 in electronics on that tray but a folded towel for a bath pillow? 😂 priorities?
How could they manage not to throw their phone in the water?
Has anyone mentioned the perfectly placed, lone rose petal placed on her shoulder?
They had to be racially equal with the phones.... one’s white and one’s black. Obviously.
On tonight’s episode of Naked and Not Afraid ....
You should take consolation both are iPhone
Look at the smile on her face. There’s clearly a second person in the tub.
me in spirit
And the towel is not a sopping mess! She needs to teach a bathing class. FML.
Who TF ARE these people?! I dont know anyone who says, "you know what would go really good with this coffee... 8 kinds of cheeses and ...actually 8 cheeses n a glass of red sound great. How do I sign up? Do they offer childcare. Kinda a biggie there #momlife
Could it look more photoshopped?
How long does this woman intend to bathe?!?!?!
no room left for petals on your shelf? You always have your shoulders!
She has both a chip and a hole on her left shoulder. Is this a side-effect from living in a bathtub?
Finally, a place to put my bathtub charcuterie
Looks like she plans to be there a while.
This is so she can claim her bathroom remodel as a business expense for her home office. And she has a device for each social media account. Those essential oils and Thirty One bags aren't going to sell themselves!!
The purple rose petal looks like the slime my kids play with ... maybe it’s a token reminder of the hell she just went though to get her kids to bed
She must be a lawyer and one of them is her FirmPhone.
Don't forget the lone flower petal on her shoulder!
Reminds of the old expression: “he can eat crackers in my bed [bath] any time..”
With that much wine, one hopes she doesn't pass out and drown.
How long is she planning to stay in the tub? Is she trying to beat a world record? Being held prisoner? A mermaid?
Two phones and and iPad. This fictional woman is way too comfortable with having expensive electronics (without cases, no less!) near water.
THE CHAOS. THE UNBRIDLED CHAOS.
Who has time for all that?!!
Maybe she's lactose intolerant and wants to turn the bathtub into a jacuzzi...
An entire cheese board! Incredible scenes.
She looks like she has a massive hole in her neck
All that excess on the tray and then only one rose petal and a folded up washcloth instead of a bath pillow. I can't even.
Is she expecting company?? It would appear so but where will they go?
You just can't see the guy/girl she's with... under the tray.
My baths are too hot to eat. Impossible.
You’re not supposed to eat a bath though...
Good God, where’s the spigot?
Not relaxing st all
What you're not gonna do is make me audibly laugh while in the bathroom stall at work. Rude.
And one lone flower petal 🤷🏻♀️
I quite like this one 😂😂
It just looks dangerous. Two phones and a tablet and candles and all that cheese? Why not ruin all your electronics in the bath at once while throwing cheese in frustration.
Tell me why she got a whole buffet on her bath tray.
This is what I imagine flying first class is like. Just... all the wines and cheeses and grapes.
Clearly you don’t take baths with anyone else
What's with the ONE flower petal? Where did it come from? I don't see any others. She seems awfully pleased that a random petal is in her bathtub. Personally, I'd be concerned I had a ghost.
I'm laughing so hard at this 😂😂😂
the lone flower petal on her shoulder, though. #imnotworthy
And a rose petal on the shoulder for good measure
Where is the towel to dry off my hands before eating the cheese and crackers? Do these women not get their hands wet when getting into the tub? Why don't any of them have stickers over their phone cameras?
Does she have a hole in her shoulder?
One for the plug and one for the load
I prepared this in the...
Two phones and an iPad in the bathtub? Sure, it’s all fun and games until one of them falls in the tub. Are we sure this isn’t a ploy by Apple to get women to buy more products? And what’s with the single rose petal on her shoulder?
And some really bad photoshop
Double fisting that wine!
Girl, this is us.
Tooooooootally
Love to eat 8 kinds of cheese in the bath, fall asleep, and drown
She is not going to finish all that food before (a) water goes cold; (b) bubbles disintegrate; or (c) she has to get up and go to the potty.
If she pees in the tub, it solves both a and c
And the one rose petal that got away😂
She’s clearly a drug dealer with those two phones.
Is that a rose petal on her shoulder?
My favourite piece of relaxation in the bathtub is having a single petal placed on my dry arm.
Okay, I'd actually consider doing this one if I had one of these tho. Double wine, plus multiple cheeses is the best honestly.
She has one rose petal on her shoulder lol I'm so lost
😂😂😂 pretty much your bath routine
Don't forget the Single Shoulder Petal
😂😂😂😂😂😂
are you still living this life
I feel like her husband has waaaaay too much life insurance out on her & he’s posting this crap on the ‘gram right before he accidentally drops an iron in the tub, electrocuting her & blaming it on the cell phones.
...ya, I watch too many murder mystery shows...
She's not alone. She's watching her husband go to the bathroom and feeding him grapes & wine.
I didn't choose the Bathtub Tray Life. The Bathtub Tray Life chose me! #SoakOrDie #Rockin2Wines
Hey! I want this bath tray... Cheese.. that's what I want to do when bathing, eat fabulous cheese!
Maybe she’s expecting company
She put the dark colored iPhone, grapes and wine on one side and the lighter ones on the other. If you don't color match these things, what are you even doing with your life.
Cuz the first thing I think of when having a bath is doing all the things a bath is supposed to save me from
Nothing more relaxing than having 3 grand in electronic equipment hovering precariously over water.
Oooh she’s expecting company in her tubtime
the flower petal on her shoulder sjsjdkdk
She’s a drug dealer
Do these bath trays fit in the dishwasher?
This lady was just trying to enjoy her soak when some digital artist photoshopped a bath tub tray into her way & a flower petal(?) onto her shoulder. #Madness
Love the giant pine cone 😂😂😂
It’s really exfoliating. I really need to get a bathing blouse like that.
Stop it!!!! LOLOLOL
I trust your bath tray form is thus strong? This certainly looks like Siôn’s cheese portions 🤣
She’s HAVING A BAD DAY, OKAY? Can you just get off my back ab- - ummm, her back about it?
😂😂😂
Thats a LOT of cheese even for me out of the tub
Maybe she’s expecting someone? LOL!!!
and a working bathtub she can actually fit in.
And a giant blob of melted wax on her shoulder for extra enjoyment.
The grapes are still frosty even amidst the steam
I particularly like the pink rose petal precariously balanced on her shoulder.
Looks like she’s doing some analysis on her husband’s phone because she has some strong suspicions about his internet history.
Dont forget the solitary petal on the shoulder - it’s not bathtime without it!
It’s the finishing touch of the petal on the shoulder that does it for me 😂
2 phones and iPad, 2 glasses of wine wtf!
The second phone is a power move
Cheese in the bath ? What decadence is this ? It's like bloody Caligula. Somewhere there's a rejected photo of a bath tray overflowing with wotsits and a six pack of blue WKD.
Damn this is the one. The dream😂
The cheese and fruit platter has me beyond weak
pills , yes, she misses her pills.
I don't think I could resist also piling on stacks of baby photos, antique signed books, and important tax documents, just to ensure I've endangered as many expensive or priceless things as possible by placing them above a full bathtub.
Someone else must surely be in there with her...
cheeseboard bath!!!
Lol, sign me up right now, who wouldn't love a cheese board bath
She must be waiting for a friend who prefers white wine and green grapes (and owns that second phone). Perhaps the friend just hopped out to use the toilet?
Ok but that's water, not white wine. What is she, a peasant?
And the petal. Don't forget the petal.
🤦🏻♀️ there’s so much wrong with these trays, I don’t know where to start. But, at least I’m not the only one who thinks it’s totally wrong & gross to eat in the bath. I’ve always been disturbed by this.
Pink moths are running for cover in her collarbone and she’s grinning like a basket of chips. That’s bathtime meditation for ya.
I hope she put together that cheese plate before she started running that bath or that water would be freezing cold. 😂
This is really dream tier self care imho
this reminds me of zoella and her ridiculous lush baths, but better!
The photoshopping is 10/10
You know a man created and designed this ---bc he "knows women" fantizing that he would make millions of dollars off of this idea.
Oh, the crazy realities of the American culture.
Is anyone in touch with reality anymore?
That's a full fucking buffet.
They tried placing that rose petal on the 1st tray but it buckled under the weight and sank to the bottom of the bath. Luckily all females listen to Celine dion: my heart will go on, on a constant loop whilst bathing and the day was saved!
Should Kevin Gates be the one in the tub?
And the random petal on the shoulder 🤷🏾♀️😂
No comment about the petal on her shoulder?
I too have a shoulder hole that I use to store petals in.
Lol the single rose petal 😂
Maybe it’s just me , but all those set ups make me terribly ANXIOUS 😟
I feel I've not been utilising my bath tray to its full cheese potential.
AND an artfully placed rose petal - just the one mind you as those two phones probably used up their photoshoot budget
Well obviously she’s a drug dealer! Hence 2 phones and all that spare cheese money 😁
HOW PRUNEY ARE THESE WOMEN AFTER FINISHING ALL THIS STUFF...
Better question is, what about the crumbs😫
Oh god yeah ew.
I'm all for snacks in the bath but crackers is where i draw the line😂
Yeah I'd agree with that haha tbh id just stick with a drink at most lol
😂 @theone20152016 cheese always wins @ScarilyCheerful
I have to say, cheeseboard in the bath is a DREAM. I am 100% down for all baths to be just like this from now on.
These are really funny. Thank you for the laughs
That rose petal strategically placed on her shoulder.
Hahaha 😂 😂 😂 and why the randomly placed petal on her shoulder!? Haha 😂 😂 😂
And one rose petal daintily placed on my shoulder
I properly cracked up at this thread! #LifeGoals
The single rose petal on her shoulder just murdered me
Last time I drank red & white wine at the same time I was not looking to relax, I was looking to hard-erase an evening out
The one petal on her shoulder will make all the difference
Is that a rose petal on her shoulder ?
Is she having a dinner party?
And a rose petal on her shoulder! *sung like partridge in a pear tree*
Just A Side Note
No Phones, No Tablet
Yes, Wine , Yes Cheese
But Hey It's Your
Bathtub Enjoy 🙂
What about if the tablet is fudge tablet, would that make the cut 😉
Better 👍
And the flower petal on her shoulder lmfao
This is what a United Airlines business class port & cheese course aspires to. It’s absurd.
There’s no way these are real stock photos, right?!
Sure just throw in a toaster (literally) for good measure!
Let’s not forget the necessary petal on her shoulder
How relaxed can you be with SOOO many electronics near the water!
I kind of want to take this bath...
Just once I want to be this rich. You have to think that the bath would be cold before that is all gone
HOW LONG HAS SHE BEEN IN THERE? Is she even alive???? The candle has completely melted down forming a lovely liquid top and that takes FOREVER
How long does she intend to stay there? She’s going to prune up.
This one’s my favorite @ProfKimball - so much cheese & wine!!
And the rose petal on her shoulder?? Kinky minx.
And the perfectly placed rose petal
She is not alone in there. He just hasn't come up for air!
Between the two phones and that evil grin, I'm convinced she's moving weight
Oh wow. Starting to feel like I’m really not using my bath tub to its full potential.
Sadly, my charcuterie board does not span the width of my bathtub. I will have to regroup and try this again.
Soooo relaxing.
Drug dealer?
Oh single-shoulder-flower-petal, you’re just too much! 😄🌸#WomanLaughingAloneWithSalad
This one with all that cheese would be the most relatable to me. 😂😂😂
But only a single rose petal.😢
I'm assuming she spent so much on the extravagant cheese board that she didn't have anything left over for a bath pillow, hence the janky folded towel?
This one is sending me. 😭
Her invisible friend also enjoys baths but has entirely different tastes in wine, grapes and cheese.
Gotta get that triple speaker experience somehow
That one stray rose petal on her shoulder...
I can't even remember the last time I had a soakie bath. Unless you count me giving the dog his bath!
the single flower petal on her shoulder
Obviously there is two people in the bathtub. Haha jk
AND a tablet.
Obviously, the design team couldn’t agree in what to use for the picture and they go with EVERYTHING
Hope she doesn't accidentally drop that cheese fork..#awkwardERvisits
Omg & crackers?! This is insanity.
This can't be real I refuse to believe this
OMG LMAO 😂!!
Oh wait.... it has 2 wines and 2 phones because her boyfriend is joining her. 😇
I don’t make a full in supper as complex as that.
Just how long IS this bath?
What the fuck is happening on her shoulder?
The rose petal on her shoulder
Then a spider drops down from the ceiling and she leaps screaming out of the tub, spilling phones, grapes, wine, and cheese into the water. Now if someone got a video of THAT...
When that tray topples over I hope she has a third phone on backup.
you have no chill I love it ❤️❤️❤️❤️
...because Americans
This is not a bathtub tray, this is a cheese board
These people are just going to shit in the tub.
Give her her break. She's had a hard day. I'd be willing to bet she got puked on at least twice.
Two candles and one single rose petal on her shoulder!
Was just about to jump into a nice relaxing bath, but got so tired preparing my cheese board that I now need to take a nap.
I draw the line with cheese in the bathtub.
The Red wine is for the man under the water, that's why she has a smile
I swear to God, half of that is going to end up in the bath. Just picture the chaos if the phone rings, and she has to get up quickly.
Where's the rose petal on her shoulder come from?
It might be a cyst, in which case, I'd recommend that she have a chat with her GP.
This woman is French, that's a fact XD
what's with the 'whirlpool hole' in her neck?
is this the latest fad? can you get this at waitrose?
#AskingForAFriend
And two candles. This is opulence.
Everybody knows: Two phones = drug dealer bather.
And one random flower petal only on yer shoulder & none in the bath
you're not very good at matching lighting when you doctor photos
LMAO! Yes...the excess and extra in this photo is overwhelming. And you know some marketing "professional" was paid to actually think about this, plan it, set it up, and then photograph it. Someone TOOK TIME to make this shit happen. I'm dying.
Must be why she’s so damn happy.
How did the rose petal land on her shoulder and why does she think it's charming/amusing/not terrifying?
Fully on board with the idea of a smorgasbord of wine and cheese at bath time
HOW COULD YOU LEAVE OUT THE ORANGE SLICES?!?!?!? #ohthehumanity
this bath tray ensemble is a bit of you 😆
This is basically a whole sacrificial altar, presumably dedicated to some aquatic deity. 🧜🏽♀️
And one *delicately* placed flower petal
I. WANT. ONE.
The same cocktail you had at breakfast with your cornflakes.
I can't look at that cocktail without my brain reminding me of the garish blue dye that's added to the 95% alcohol paint-brush cleaning fluid we used to sell when I worked in Wickes.
There was methanol and bitrex in there too. I can't imagine it'll go well with the cherries
Ha! Wickes furniture!! Not really related to this thread topic but I can remember the countless times my parents used to drag me thru a Wickes showroom floor looking for the latest in late 70’s living room decor!
These people REALLY want to destroy their iPads!
Half a bottle of j'adore 😂😂😂
Xan-thippy!?!
That angle of the tablet will make it impossible to see what's playing with the reflection😣😭
Disappointed that thon cream thing is a towel and not a farmhouse loaf.
Ok wait that's the same neon blue cocktail and french manicure set but literally everything else is replaced
Is there an alternate universe where women do their nails in the bath drinking blue cocktails
And I somehow got stuck in THIS ONE?
that is not the amount of makeup I would expect most women to wear in a bath
That iPad looks like it’s about to go for a swim
The arm of the caddy isn't even resting against the side of the tub right. It should fit with the groove, which typically has a non-slip sticker on the end of it. As it is there, it's not that way.
Dream life tbh
At least this tray looks like it might actually have been in the original photo.
Madam, I always have a lush, smokey eye whilst bathing
I think Bed, Bath & Beyond will now have to have a whole section if their stores for these.
That can't be a cocktail - I reckon she still likes WKD Blue and has just poured it into a martini glass so she can pretend she's a bit fance.
why cant it be a cocktail?
I worry about the i-pad - OOPS
Hilarious, my bath is full of toy cars
There is not usually space for me 💗
اهم شي عطر جادور نفس اللي عندي.
Why on earth are women in a bathtub with any technology at all never mind phones AND iPads!! #UnplugTheTub
Not to mention the number of them! Can’t have a bath without at LEAST 1 phone and at least 1 tablet of some sort! 📱💻⌨️🛀
wth is the ipad resting on
I thought she had an entire loaf of homemade bread (Towel) and couldn’t understand why you weren’t mentioning THAT.
Do you not always have a fresh, crusty loaf of bread with you at all times?
I guess I should, huh?
It’s upped my carb intake, but been very handy when I’m about to say something I would later regret. Just rip off a hunk and chew until the moment passes
"Seeing red, let's have some bread!"
One cocktail? Just one?! During an entire bath?! This tray is definitely not for me...
Right????
Unless the tray can support a whole bottle of wine and a rack of ribs, I don't need it.
Shes Clearly A Drunk.... And I'm Not Sure That's Perfume vs More Expensive Alcohol...
If I did this I can guarantee that one of my 3 cats or my puppy would knock all that fancy shit right off the tray into the bathtub ruining my luxury experience. But that sums up my life in general so....
As long as ive got a bottle of wine sone bath bombs in the bath and my fave music i dont need anything else, why would anyone need perfume while in the bath? Thats just silly lol
iPad dancing dangerously on the edge between dry and not so waterproof. 😳
for your viewing pleasure
Where is she spitting the pits in this scenario?
I am actually this extra sometimes 🤦🏾♀️
I had no idea what I was missing all my 63 years. Usually, I jump in the shower, wait for the hot water to come up, and wash at top speed, praying that the hot water and the water pressure hold up until I’m done rinsing my hair.
Is she bathing with a full glass bottle of j’adore Dior??
Olives? Or cherries?
Whee do you spit the cherry seeds?!
I dont think i would want to eat in my tub🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ok I could get behind this one
I love the fact that they think we would bring an iPad anywhere near a bathtub. That shit is staying far away from the bathtub, where it can stay dry and protected
Sorry I thought that was the mouthwash in a fancy glass
this is hilarious
Mmm lovely, bit clearly not attached to a decent waistline
Nomming on cherries 🍒🤣🤣💕💕
Nomming on cherries 😆
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My husband @BarryFAULKNER11 has been known to bathe with one sport on his iPad, another on the radio, and a glass of malt whisky.
Me? I shower as quickly as I can.
Don't forget about getting electrocuted when that tablet falls into the water when you ever-so-lightly bump the... (bench?) putting your cup back down.
Girl you are amazing 🙌
That’s funny!
Is...is that a slice of zucchini?
I, too, put on a full face of makeup to bathe; do you not?
this thread I’m dead
*warming gdammit
Global warning scares the shot out of me
You were right the first time. Humanity is in trouble, just look.
If you paint your nails in the bathtub, are you stuck there for the next hour waiting for your nails to dry before you can get out
I think this picture just smudged my nails...
And I thought wine with mac and cheese while bathing was multi-tasking. This is a whole other level.
Can we talk about the Kat von D lipstick please
And what’s the situation with the soap dish?? Is it floating? Does it have an invisible attachment? How does it stay there? Why doesn’t it sink? How do they expect me to relax with all that soap dish action going on???!!?
I thought that was a floating mouse pad 😳
I’m a guy so this is pure speculation. But I am sure the average woman doesn’t want to worry about dumping breakfast, electronics and alcohol into her bath.
I pictured a big dog jumping to join her.
Link where to purchase cuz I need like five
Evergreen tweet
You can do your nails in the tub! Is it waterproof polish ?
Might as well put room for a toaster too
And cocktails and lip gloss!!
Good thing there’s lipstick on your tray so you can reapply after eating the cereal. Never know who might wander into the bathroom from the street.
I'm more curious what kind of demon does their french manicure in the bath?
Love the iphone leaning on a candle tho.
“I find for ultimate bathtime relaxation the cocktail of choice is an Adios Motherfucker - up of course!”
Show me the dunce doing a french manicure in the bath and I'll show you someone who shouldn't have enough money to be buying marie dalgar serums to hoard.
“Oh, just lady things”
It's important to be comfortable and well accessorized before reading about how we're changing the climate.
As a woman, I enjoy painting my nails in the bathtub while simultaneously grabbing handfuls of cornflakes, reading about global warning, and watching people playing lady and the tramp with a giant sandwich
I think this is my favourite of all the examples you listed! 😂
🤣 Dry cornflakes and a Mojito -- they get me.
That picture looks like one of those "G-rated porn" photoshops...
Let's be honest she's way more into it than he is
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Cornflakes and cocktails. That’s all I want with my bath. Also I think I’ve just come up with a name for a blog?
As a woman taking a bath, I also need to make sure to always wear lip gloss to go with my face mask.
I can't paint my nails without mishap normally. Dog only knows what would happen if I tried to paint my nails in the tub
I assume the overload of activities is so that they can have one photo to convey its supposed versatility rather than half a dozen. That said, some of the proposed activities are just ridiculous.
I never knew Andorian Ale was the preferred potable to be paired with dry cornflakes
I thought Romulan ale was the blue one?
They're both blue!
I'm sure Shran has a space-age bath-tray for all his Andorian Ale/ i-Pad love-letters to Jonathan Archer/ antenae emollient needs
And a breakfast martini 🤔
What is that terrifying unidentifiable drink?!
A glass of electric blue ? I’ll have three thanks 🤢
I'm going with Berry Blue Kool-Aid!
Don't forget an electric neon aqua blue cocktail that looks like was created by something your 5 year old would think was cool.
Fancy just lying in your own dirt
Just...wow...
You know what goes really well with water that I’m sitting naked in? Nail polish
I guess that tray is for you then
Blue Curacao cocktail.
But yeah, probably Windex for the photo.
The poor woman appears to be resigned to her fate.
Don’t forget applying Kat Von d lipstick
And drinking.
I lol'd
I wanna see the “after” picture where the woman burns her hand on that too close candle, spilling her blue drink onto her now ruined laptop, which upsets the iPhone, that topples into the tub, and now she’s holding her face in her cornflake nail hands crying with frustration.
“Cornflake nail hands” 😂😂😂
Lady in the tramp bit got me good - I’m done
is that a listerine cool mint cocktail?
Simply Tide pod martini
*warming
Ah yes.. Looks about right. 😂😑
Nobody has EVER painted their nails in the bath
I mean, who DOESN'T apply Kat Von D liquid lipstick in the bath??????????
I’m pretty sure that’s shrimp fried rice.
And your lip gloss be popping 👄
Looks like Chex mix.
When it comes to bathtub trays, everyone should ask themselves this question: “Am I Truman Capote?”
No. Cool. No bathtub tray.
not saying this would be the best thing you could ever buy me, but it would be very close 😂
Do t forget, you need to reapply your lip gloss too.
I HAVE THAT TRAY!! Only it turns out that the rim between my wall and the tub is too narrow to keep the tray in place so I have to hold one side up the whole time to keep my wine, latte, iPad and cheese from ending up in my petal-strewn bubblebath 😭😭😭 #dreamsdie
I have this exact bath tray, and I can confirm that the only similarities is the tablet and a candle. The rest? Shampoo and conditioner. Shower gel. My boyfriend's shower gel. Empty shower gel. Razors. Probably an empty can of Coke I forgot to take out...
Cereal eater envying the giant scooby snack? Because bath ladies are envious?
This one made me laugh hard Haha
Let's not forget the Kat Von D lipstick. Everyone applies lipstick in the bath....
You forgot to say #Trans
I also like to bath with a bowl of granola and a blue martini 🍸
these look like hotel ads from 2009ish
Poke @M__ia 😁 concept!
also: kylie lip kit
Well, they can't touch you for it 👍👍👍🌷
Don’t you hate it when you get in the bathtub and realize you forgot your lipgloss?
Planet LadyBath is a strange and distant place....
I don’t think my hot water would even last that long. I take a bath specifically to get away from such things, to relax and actually bath.
all while drinking a cocktail! 😂
Is this real??
Martinis & muesli, 😂
Also lip gloss in the bath. Last makeup step 💄 first?
Apparently, there’s no limit to what you can do in the bath with a bath tray.
💀 at this one.
Wait, wait ... tell me that isn’t lip gloss on the right hand side of the tray?
This is the best one ever, like what are the two most unlikely things ever to do in the bath? Paint your nails and eat cornflakes. I have tears 😭 of mirth. Made my otherwise mediocre day, thank you.
Also, she bathes in her clothes.
Well, some days are particularly stressful 😅
This is the best one yet 😂
I wish I could get at least 5 min of relaxation in my bath. Every single time I take a bath someone has to use the toilet ..never relaxing.
Omg this cannot be real!
do ladies typically chase cornflakes with a Romulan cosmo? no judgements just curious
By the time I have eaten my cornflakes, sprayed on some perfume, painted my nails waited for them to dry fully and watched a movie my bath water will be cold I'll have caught a cold...ahhh choooo where are my tissues...not on my bath shelve !
Lmao!!!!
All do it all my life wrong: got two of them ~ one for each #cat ....
Is that cornflakes or bombay mix? Because if it’s bombay mix, that changes EVERYTHING!!
It's the meal of champs 🏆😂
*accidentally eats soap*
Good clean fun.
I see she loves to read fiction while bathing. Global warming has taken a beating though. Try something worth your time, like immigrants who murder Americans. It’s breath taking and best of all true!
My daughter gave one of these exact trays to my husband for Christmas. The only part of these staged photo shoots that they get right is the iPad and iPhone placement. Sometimes he also enjoys a soak with Kindle. Never had espresso, rose petals, etc. involved.
This one has so many odd details! An unlit, unused candle? Make up?? That odd looking cocktail? 🤨
And the all important breakfast cocktail.
This ones my favorite so far
Bizarre
Twitter fucking kills me. You guys man, you guys.
Drinking a coffee in a hot bath, swiftly followed by a red wine, with ALL my make up still on, is heading for disaster....
Is that muesli?! I lost it when I got to the part about the sandwich 😂
Looks like you have a cocktail, too.
And put on lipgloss ...
Jeez would not like to be in that bath after you, must be like sitting on beach!
The bathtub tray for the woman with devastating ADD.
Lmfao!!!!!
bruh theres a whole fucking tube of kylie lipstick. i-
hi i'd like to report that santa got me one of these for christmas & it is worth the investment
perfect for wine & barrio in the tub
Ok, I might have to invest. ONLY if I have a place to hold my bowl of cornflakes.
She's reading about how we're destroying all life on our planet with plastic but, ya know, either way it's complete annihilation so six of one/half dozen of another.
don’t forget applying lipgloss 😂
With a pale nude lipgloss at the ready, so you can just smile better, Susan, just smile!
I have soo many questions lol
Don't know about you, but I always have a blue hawaiian cocktail with my cornflakes. 🤷♀️
And of course the blue cocktail in a practical martini glass. With a citrus wedge, no less. They captured my bath routine.
I haven’t taken a bath in 20 years. Who has time? Showers it is!
And applying lip gloss
omg i will die laughing 🤣
This thread made me laugh out loud! Not only is there nail painting going on but I also see what appears to be a lipgloss too! Is she planning on a Skype date in there? 😆
I especially like the floating soap barge
The separate mouse caddy, tho...
While also applying your Kat Von D lipstick
Ikr😂😂😂😂
And then my phone fell into the water, & the iPad followed, & my beautiful meditation came to a sorrowful close.
The lipgloss tops it off for me 😂🤮
The lady and the tramp giant sandwhich had me rolling
Everything is possible once you sip the mysterious blue beverage.
Gosh, you are a strange one! Well, each to their own ;-)
It's a nicely made tray though.
Ya know, some dummy will try to use it taking a shower.
And this is what happens when a man designs a product for women
are you in heaven or
because this seems like the insane senseless relatively harmless indulgence heaven was made for
*hides*
Is that on a Viking cruise? That espresso is severely tilted.
A latte that’s at a strange tilt but a wine glass that’s not....
How much time are they spending I'm there to need THREE different drinking cups??
Why are those obviously photoshopped on rose petals the funniest thing about this
She needs to update her apps AND her system software. Probably too busy trying to learn Photoshop.
This one is comedic genius. I really think they might have been trying to be funny
Regarding the tiny latte and the glass of red wine. What goes up .....must come down...I guess.....
I’d drink wine, maybe even coffee, maybe, but three drinks?
I can’t even imagine that heartburn.
The rose petals *are* the undressed salad.
How do you use this with wet soapy hands ?
Why an empty mug? Do they think you're going to drink the bath water or something?
Wine AND coffee in this one. That's some interesting polypharmacy going on there...
What planes of gravity are acting on this image!?
She might end up peeing in the tub if she drinks all that and can’t move her tray fast enough.
It's got to be impossible to not be fully relaxed in this bathtub! 😍
Lmao these tweets are just sheer brilliant 🤣😂😂🤣
This is hilarious 😆
Always a good combination, electronics and water!
She’s going to have the shits because nobody does coffee and wine
Where are the earplugs to drown out the sound of a small child hammering on the door as soon as you submerge yourself? #reallife
Empty mug must be for toenail clippings
Serious question though: does red wine and a latte even taste good?
You need an empty mug; where else will you mix your obligatory bath time Cabernetpuccino?
That's a lot of beverages
Wow! You’re really milking this one for a bit of attention seeking, huh?? 🤦♀️
Not to mention those rose petals are photoshopped into the advertisement
Geez, how many drinks does this person need in the bathtub???! Wine, coffee, and whatever the hell is in the other one?!
Those bananas are extra green, so they might be in there for a while
What kind of monster takes tortilla chips but no hummus, salsa, or guac. Ya gotta have something to dip them in besides tepid bath water. Wtf
* tiny, poorly-photoshopped latte
Baths must make her really thirsty.
Yes some choices need to be made here-either the phone or the tablet or cappuccino or wine. It’s a bath not a Business trip!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Whoa, party in the tub.
Three drinks! How long is she staying?
And is she sitting in her own pee?
I think the rose petals are photoshopped
You know all those tablets are going straight into the tub. Lololol
Not to mention a $900 tablet that 99/100 times will end up in the fn water.
😂 I can’t stop laughing! Who comes up with this stuff?! Men who don’t know women?! This is simply hilarious!
How do ypu wash your ass with all that stuff in the way
That girl knows how to chill.
Tiny Tim - Tiptoe Through The Tulips
The great Tiny Tim
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She wont be rested after all that coffee!!
Look at that tiny woman watching the phone. If she falls in she'll drown 😲😏
The empty cup belongs to her carer who is just out of shot scrubbing the toilet
Ah yes, nothing quenches my thirst during a hot bath like a piping hot cup of coffee
There's some decent games on that iPad
I mean. Who doesn’t enjoy speedballing with coffee and wine during their special lady bath time?
You need one of these to you can have a tablet and a phone with you in the bath without getting either of them wet.
So many drinks and screens!
If you sneeze with this with you in the bathtub, or of you have a cat, its RIP to about $2,000 worth of electronics. Not to mention any broken glass.
Who has App Store and settings in the location your emails, browser and messages should be!?
I'm laughing so hard at all of these.
LOL I don’t think that’s possible prepare all that stuff and have a hot bath and have a hot cappuccino. And not drop your iPad and iPhone in the water !
I'm worried about all those expensive electrical items so if that were me I'd also want a copy of my house insurance (laminated) for when I inevitably dropped one in the bath.
🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
Well, so, for me, it's less about the tiny latte, and more about the @lacroixwater.
Bath time is complete as long as you don’t put your hands in the water - stay in the same position or your tray will look like the Titanic. Ps where’s the face mask 😷
This is so false. When I do take a bath (which is like never) I’m not gonna be reading Home & Garden while inhaling wisteria petals and eating chocolate covered strawberries. I’m going to be freaking binge watching Real Housewives and scarfing Doritos while my body gets prune(y)
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Cracking me up. So true! All I want is to soak. Period. Don’t want to worry about knocking things in the water 😂😳😏
So I’m not the only one who saw the video on the phone and thought, for a second, it was a photoshop mistake that left an actual tiny woman sitting on the tray, right?
Oh, new OS update, no wonder she has to chill.
It’s a makeshift ashtray
You know you’re having a bad time when you’re drinking wine and coffee at the same time
Three drinks in the bath! She'll keep having to get out to wee!
Sorry, I didn’t want to ruin the beauty of this like ratio but I couldn’t not like it. I feel such shame. Brava.
It's all good until the iPad falls into the tub.
When you’ve decided solid foods are actually the problem.
How many drinks do we need in the tub, anyway?
Three beverages for one bath, sure.
Not enough cups tbh
I’m all for a book, a glass of wine and a candle but... where the hell am I going to put my bon bons?
I don't get it - she's got a salad... why isn't she laughing?
She doesn't have a fork?
there's not even a fork. she's gonna sit there eating raw red onion slices with her hands, bath all filling up with squirted cherry tomato juice
Someone give her a fork!!
just staring at the apps
That's the best part of my bath: just staring at a bunch of icons on an iPad.
They quick closed safari so you couldn’t see the stuff they watch on pornhub
Love to dangle my preciously expensive electronic devices above certain death. It’s relaxing!
I use my phone in the tub…
Kinda makes me wish they made bath books for adults
Omg that iPad precariously dangling over the water...
yeah like WTF??? technology should be nowhere near water
Presumably that is autumn?
I mean, her name could be Autumn, but I don’t know why you’d presume that
Crying at this sad little bath salad 😂
I don’t see a fork. Or even a Klobuchar comb. I guess she’s just going to stick her face in the salad and chow down.
Well, it's undressed, so she could just eat it with her fingers?
Love to sit in the bath and stare at my apps. No need to watch anything on my iPad, just looking at the icons will do
“Ooh, that icon just moved!”
(Sips more wine)
“No, no, must have imagined it again. Remaining vigilant though.”
I need one of these immediately.
Nae cutlery - they've not thought this through🤔
I am not above using my hands to eat a peice of cucumber, like the classy burd I am.
This is an even better idea with a tablet than it was with a book in the older stock photos.
I find its always best to be undressed in the bath! 😂
There's the joke I was looking for! And if I hadn't found it, I was going to say something similar.
At least this one isn't drinking wine and a latte at the same time😂😂😂
Tbh there are mornings I need both.
salad is crucial for holding the ipad
I mean how can you even see pixels without cucumbers, amiright?
that ipad would sliiiide all the way down without tomatoes
What is that to the left? Looks like a role of white tall kitchen trash bags.
So this checks notes thing started out as funny but has gone the way of "Sir this is an Arbys" and "Drop the Mic"
pretty precarious ipad placement
Amazing alliteration
And all the lit candles in a bright room. Because...extra
I don't see any bath sheets.
Too much multi tasking - you should be taking the time to enjoy each of these things on their own.
retweeted this hilarious thread and now all I can wonder is if @BeachBunnieBabe is using her bathtub tray to hold a small undressed salad while she takes a bath?
The whole thing comes with a person already in the bathtub
Nobody actually does the bubble bath with rose pedals, wine, and a candle do they?
Do they?
Wine and candles, sure.
Is it wrong that all I can think of is if I were try this, I'll be the one fishing the soggy petals out of the tub and schleping the salad plate and wine glass back to the kitchen?
Wow! Now I love food, but like any woman who loves food I know salad & baths don’t mix, firstly you would waste the food if it fell in the bath & secondly is it assumed we might love food so much we couldn’t go the duration of a bath without needing a snack? Literally 1/2
Everywhere else is a better place to eat a meal...maybe not a bouncy castle 2/2
Undressed salad is relentlessly amusing, thus making it the perfect tool to unwind after a stressful day.
…I’m stuck eating undressed salad these days. Do you realize how many damn points and calories are in salad dressing? It’s obscene
I get the wine and the candle, but who eats anything in the tub?
Why you gotta call a man out like that?
You know that Sally Two Phones is warming a tube of anchovy paste somewhere in the bath water to spread on those delicious steam-wilted premium crackers.
This is not a salad. It is a veggie tray.
Fucking salad 😭
you'd probably actually sit in a bath eating a bunch of raw veggies, wouldn't you? 😆
I note that she is obviously fond of eating her undressed salad with her fingers, seeing as she has seemingly neglected to bring a knife and fork.
is there even any water in any of these baths?
I anyone has ever eaten a salad in the bath, they need help.
I’d end up pouring my wine onto the bubble ffs 😂
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Love putting my Peloton bike in the most striking area of my ultra-modern $3 million house
Yes. I love eating salad on a small plate. My cherry tomatoes will never roll off into the water ever.
Sorry, the concept of bath time salad stretches credulity too far...
Just relaxed for 2 secs and the ipod had a little bath too LOL
I don't know why anyone would ever get into that filthy tub to begin with
That little towel will barely dry her top half.
This seems very Australian, takeout bath tray 😅 But I see you are American 👍
Got me wanting to try this with a hot plate of shrimp fried rice! LOL
Living her best life
I wonder if that's the same salad that Kramer made in the shower...
omg that is just what i was thinking lol
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When is your Ted Talk on bath tray etiquette because I want to buy a ticket
That she will be eating with her fingers.
Can't blame the women who loves to relax in the bathtub with all the comfort accessories. It's a great way to unwind after a hard day, eliminate stress, rejuvenate, and by the way, research shows that taking a hot bath can help burn more calories.
Small salad you eat with your hands... which is exactly how I eat salad after drinking wine on an empty stomach
After drinking wine on an empty stomach, eating salad with your hands makes a lot of sense
That undressed salad has no fork.
Only a matter of time before some idiot run an extension lead in as their tablets battery is running down
There's a good reason for the salad to be undressed: it's going to take a bath too. Where do you think it'll end up when the bather knocks over the glass of wine, soaking the tablet, and the ensuing reaction sends the tray, tablet, and candle, flying? 😉😋
Swap that weak salad out for chicken fingers and we might have a realistic scenario here
Bathtub chicken fingers …
Go on
What is this sorcery?!?!?
I have a son that likes to barge in the bathroom to have a shit just in time for my arse to hit the water... Do people bathe this way.. I have not had a quiet bath for 9 years!! 🤔
I live in this world with you...
Do people not lock doors in the rest of the country
He said as if his wife didn’t do exactly the same things
Did Kramer prepare the salad?
Haha 👌🏼🤣
What a sad little salad 🤣...I’ll stick with my McD’s cheeseburger 🍔 while in the tub 🛀 #notsorry @McDonalds
I hope you enjoy cramps
This thread 😂
Any food in the bathroom is a no go, period. 😩
Of course it’s undressed. It’s in the bath.
It is a thoughtful touch, the slotted thing to keep the wine glass from tipping over. Of course I would forget it was there and topple the whole tray by lifting the glass straight up.
And a candle!
My bathroom floor would be flooded rotten with the number of times I'd be nipping back to the kitchen for extra condiments.
the rose petals in the water and the small rolled up towels that after you try to knock over all that shit on your tray you goin to be cold as fuck and want a regular towel
And an iPad just dying to jump straight into the tub! Absolutely! 🤦🏼♀️😆😂🙄
It’s also very important to eat the salad without any cutlery, and to do it while staring at iPad’s home screen.
Hahahaha
Is there a spot for the salad dressing bottle?
Where’s the ashtray and a pack of B&H?
And no fork.
minus fork
- just ... just read this whole thread. It’s so great 🛁
I don’t know about you guys, but I always have salad dressing in the tub. Undressed salad? Those monsters.
This is the best one I’m crying 😂😂😂😂
This is priceless!
Of ALL the things.
The game of risk with the I-pad / tablet is too much for me 🙈🙈🙈
And an iPad 3 seconds from toppling backward into the soapy water.
As a woman who actually bought that tray table for my tub, so I can read my kindle in the bath... it is shit and broke. There is NO WAY it would have held a damn salad. Even if you left the dressing off.
Also with no fork.
Me: They should have a table for use in the bath 🤔
Wife: *buys this tray*
Me: Awesome! *places iPad, occasional drink n herbal medicine on tray*
This ad is ridiculous. If I set this up for my wife she’d walk right out n later question how much it all cost
I don’t know about that. The raw broccoli florets suggest crudité platter.
I love how the only thing standing between that tablet and it's watery grave is a very thin wire?? 🤣
I think it's hilarious that no woman in the history of stock photography has ever put dressing on a salad.
What in the actual F with this one who wants to eat a salad while partially submerged in hot bath water are you freaking kidding me
The salad is something Kramer would do!
I once tried to eat a salad in the tub... dropped it and had salad “in the tub”. It sucked.
Wine and salad combo?? where's the cheese???
Has anybody seen the Instagram gals post pics of themselves eating a pizza while in the bath.
Yes, which presumably she is going to eat with her fingers...
Points for that wine glass that looks bigger than the iPad! Imaginary Bath Lady must be in the #Resistance 😇😎🍷
that ipad is a bit too close to the edge #
Living dangerously with an iPad in the bath. This is the new version of jumping out of a plane.
Is she supposed to eat that with her soapy hands or will she be throwing it in the water for exfoliating purposes?
it’s just cut vegetables, not a salad. (there’s no fork
The glass of wine is larger than the salad
Omg I was sick all weekend & took several baths. Here’s what I used my tray for: face scrub, loofah, razor, body soap, fresh washcloths, cuticle stick, mani scissors. iPod for music was safe on my vanity, away from the bath. Too bad I didn’t have a full catered dinner too! #gross
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 you can play chase the Tommy tomato....if you can find it, that is
Guess it beats a bath while chowing down a bacon roly poly😅
I’m sorry, a what? I have no idea what that is but it sounds delicious
Older British food, you have a suet flour rolled out, add bacon, maybe some butter, or salt, but that it needs a great deal because of the suet, and bacon, can be cut up or strips, however you like, with diced onion, roll it up like a spiral and bake it
A salad WTF 🥗😮!!!!
Why not go the whole hog and have a roast dinner
In front of MY SALAD
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and no cutlery 😂
The tablet is giving me anxiety.
But I love eating with wet soupy hands, they give the meal any additional flavour & moisture it may need.
Have you never used bubble bath as a salad dressing?
No ranch dressing?
Will you wouldn't want to be dressed in the bath.
That salad is trash and that iPad is definitely going to get water damage
I have never felt the urge to eat while in the bathtub.
Here's the 'lower end' version of the tray, in this scene from the gross movie Gummo.
Couldn’t they throw some basil leaves in with those rose petals!? All edible of course.
The scenes when the cat jumps up on that
Lol am i in the tub or on a plane? Who cares?! I’ve got an undressed salad, my total fave!!
Lettuce & bubbles, I can for the record state I have never wanted to eat salad whilst in the bath...🍷 Wine far more compatible companion.... 😉
Why is “drinking booze in the tub” the assumed standard of relaxation for women? 😳😂
Replace tiny salad with box of cheez it’s and I’m good 👍🏼 Also, lose the rose petals because I’m not cleaning that up later.
And my iPad waiting to fall into the water.
It makes me nervous just looking at it!
This is GOLD! What a world i’m missing out on...
That iPad is definitely going for a swim at some point.
Upgrade this to spaghetti and ice cream and I’m in.
I'm really interested in the logistics of one person getting that tray on the tub
This looks like a cry for help
Do you think it comes with fairies to put rose petals in your bath?
Need the small undressed salad, for maximum relaxation
Who eats in the tub. The tub is for getting away from your family so you dont kill them all.
Yes, reminding us of our body image with that salad. Why wasn’t it 🍟 instead.
My hardest laugh of the day. The specificity: “small undressed salad.” 🛀🏻🥗
What is with the salad 😂..what if the salad all falls in the bath .. laying with ya tomatoes and salad leaves 😂😂 ... I must however get one of these bath table thingys 😬😬
is this You?🛁🥗👀
I personally love to make toast when I'm in the tub like a freshly warm buttered toast and some soapy water really makes for a good night
(Btw don't put a toaster in the tub it bad)
Which you apparently eat with your fingers
women doing what, where, with salad?!
I would have guessed some green tea 🍵 a glass of wine 🍷, some Milano’s, and an iPad for Netflix.
It has to be Undressed. It’s in the bath.
Doesn’t she at least get a comb to eat it with??
If you replace the salad with hot Cheetos, now we talkin’!
It's weird if I'm undressed but the salad isn't. It just throws everything off.
I thought the towel was a roll of trash bags.
I wouldn't mind so much except that she always wants to go someplace after one of those baths, and I'm her designated driver.
This dirty cow has done a wee in the jug she was supposed to use for her £2.99 bottle of vinegar from the offie #bathtrays
I also like to have my $700 tablet precariously balanced over a bath. That's not just a salad, it's a *load-bearing* salad.
Time to shake your lettuce 😉
Oh wait, that’s broccoli 🥦 Ewwwwww!
Well, you wouldn't want that salad to fall in your bubble bath fully dressed!
When you’re cutting calories on meals so you can maintain your wine habit.
She is going to get electrocuted by the iPad . Does know one know how to be safe anymore.
Would it make a difference if the salad was dressed?
My iPad would fall in!
Remain immersed to wash out , WHAT.
Krameresque.
awesome. just waiting for the ipad to hit the water.
lol I love that she is drinking both a latte and wine
Nothing like that refreshing blend of stimulant and depressant.
unless she's going to just stay in the tub for like 7 hours, and the coffee is for AM and the wine for PM
I feel called out.
Full disclosure: I did that once.
🍷 must breathe.
Why would you NOT stay in the bath for seven hours when you have a whole tray of supplies to keep you going. I mean it's the only reason I ever get out of the bath - needing to access things that aren't within arm's reach of the bath.
If you pee in it enough, the bath even stays warm.
Maybe that's what she needs all the wine and coffee for.
I thought I might come in here and be a bad man but I see you've all beaten me to it. Carry on.
This whole damn thread is just.... ALL THE WIN. ALL. OF. IT.🤣🤣🤣
🤣 can’t even, putting my phone down for the evening
I was hoping someone would bring this up. Coffee and wine and all...
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Wait, what.
I'm sorry for dragging you into this rabbit hole.
how did the lady get a latte with foam art in the bathtub. Is she in a KC Peaches?
No she did it herself, because like all of us she has so much free time 🤨
Glad to have to whole Mackay clan together in my notifications
I'm so glad I wasn't the one who said that.
It seems like a small appliance to keep the bath warm would be easy to make.
Do they make such things?
If not, am I going to be rich now?
No, because nobody actually stays in the bath that long.
I’d buy it.
I’d recommend a wet suit.
PMSL. Luckily I’m in the bath with my phone right now.
So you got jokes...CTHU!
And peeing
Goosiness?
You guys are hilarious.
Totally what I do! And dang but I do love sipping a cool latte whilst sitting in a tepid tub coated with a film of deflated bubbles and exfoliated epidermis the next morning!
That’s how I do it 😂
Oh, the shriveling!
Naw, it's hair o the dug efter a heavy sesh, wi a shot o caffeine tae wake her up.
I'm guessing it is an 8 hour bath.
How does she reach the taps to add hot water every ten minutes?
That's agile!
Exactly what I was thinking.
Whole new meaning to ‘going for a soak’
😂😂😂😂😂
Will bathrooms of the future start including a wine fridge and espresso machines?
Don’t rule this out.
Jajajajja I also was thinking, how long is she planning to stay there??
Amateur 🙄
Too much cleaning needed. Add some bleach.
the perfect white lady speedball
Is...is that not how it's supposed to work
She should having Irish coffee!
It’s like an Icy Hot...for your brain.
Titration, it’s all about titration.
They call it The Poor Man’s Speedball
The Lady Express
Why did this make me laugh so much?
What it means to be a woman
That’s call “Balance” by the amphetamine crowd🤣
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That’s what Irish Coffee is for! #savages
I’ve done it before, not gonna lie
Breakfast of champions 🍷☕️🍷☕️
It sort of screams “American” to me.
The tingle means it's working!
They call that speedballs where I’m from.
I actually do that irl tbh. pro tip: time it to finish the wine first while coffee still warm.
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Next up is bathtime happy hour: Red Bull with a Vodka chaser.
Keeps you on an even keel.
The rich white lady's speedball
Definitely need this photo of my family to remind myself of the people I probably took this bath to avoid.
it's the classy version of a jagerbomb
it's a brunch bath -- hungover from the night before.
It’s the adult’s 4loko.
Like I’ve done that but not in the bath, at the start of emergency benders when I still feel bad from yesterday
Hmm. I just had a very fine espresso and am now finishing my glass of red wine.
It's about the only part that makes sense imo
The only way to truly live !
Does she rinse that empty wine glass and cup in the bath water ? I don’t think such vessels will taste nice with residue hints of Parmolive about them . Surely it would totally ruin the Blue Nun and Mellow Birds ?
I'm pretty sure it's a flat white. This is clearly a *sophisticated* lady after all. #bathista
She’s obviously a mother of small children.
Never mind. A mom having the time to take a bath alone (or at all) is also completely unrealistic...
The thinking woman's jagerbomb
One for up - one for down. Thats politics innit.
A speedball, and a bath!
It’s Red Bull and vodka for us classy ladies over 22.
Her kids must be bad as hell🤣 or her mans a cheater🤣
Gotta keep it balanced.
She’s going to be super dehydrated
The empty mug confuses me, tho.
It's like drinking grapefruit juice right after you brush your teeth 😖
UPPER & downers baby
That’s the first thing I noticed
Free Trade organic equivalent of a jagerbomb?
Chaotic evil
I have to say that of all the wrongs on these trays, the wine & coffee combo I could definitely live with.
First you drink the wine which makes you sleepy then you drink the coffee to avoid falling asleep from that relaxation of the wine I kind of understand it..
Relatable.
Maybe she wants to - how do I put this - encourage her digestion?😂😅
And that other woman has a latte and a second coffee cup!
Who doesn’t?
There can’t be water in that tub or else everything including her perfect coiffure would be sweaty and wet. Dry ice maybe?
I’m quite concerned about the proximity of her updo which likely will contain flammable styling products to the tea lights.
Did someone already do "I like my wine alatee " 😂
At least now I know I’m not the only one to start the day like this 😉
The comments are hella funny!
Ok that's another myth crushed- I'm starting to run out of things to believe in ...damn you to hell advertising people
Thank you so much for reminding me of this song. This made me laugh so much when I was younger 😂😃👍🏻
My favourite video of all time. Bye, off to youtube!
I have always found a neck pillow and one large glass of Cabernet to be sufficient.
Affirmative ..plus couple of wiffy candles
Definitely! But like the music those should be outside the tub.
The male version should include a small lathe, a walkie-talkie, some WD40 and a roll of duct tape. :)
Bathtub turning would be kind of awesome, though ...
also in true stock photo fashion the man will not be wearing safety glasses while using his tiny lathe
I just checked. I have my mini lathe, wd40 etc here. Will try to set up a picture tomorrow. Stay tuned!
I am holding my breath for this!
I would replace the wine with duct tape any day, for my bath tray.
I don't know you but you've piqued my interest
Following for this
Double ditto...
Triply ditto-ed here!
Needs a two stroke engine and grill attachment.
This absolutely better happen!
You better deliver now, or leave us all severely disappointed ☹️
I live in Munich, Germany, so it is early noon. I will post once home this evening. Stay tuned!
heck yes
This is amazing. Or amanzing?
The duck really sets the mood.
Need to get a battery operated lathe to reduce the whole wired-appliance-hovering-over-bathtub issue, but this is great.
Better be a GFCI on the other end of that lathe (bathe?)
I hope you tipped your bellhop duck for hauling all that stuff
you sir, are a hero
Literally fearing for your safety. #notrelaxing
No need to worry! I’m out of the tub and the lathe is back in the tool shed :)
What about the Kinder egg???
Don’t worry, he has come prepared with a multi meter. The kinder egg pushed it over the top, he officially won the sport of bathing
Needs a blowtorch.
I appreciate this on all levels.
I applaud your commitment.
Now following.
Is that “duck”- tape 🦆 working well? Love that you’ve included snacks as well! 🛁
Oh Jan, I cannot express how badly I needed this picture today. Thank you for the chuckle
A PINK kinder egg?! TRIGGERED
Well done on this
Im sorry, I hate baths but I would definitely bathe for that collection of daily doings
This is so hilarious!
Wait, where’s your tray of nachos?
Legend lmao
youre my hero lmao
Haha Haha! This. Is. Awesome.
The can of WD-40 took me out. 😂
You're missing a toaster.
Pringles and a kinder egg? Want some company?
How all that didn't break the tray is incredible.
The Kinder Egg is a classy touch.
And a BLACKBERRY!
Congrats, this is the first tweet that ever made me laugh so hard I dropped my phone in the .... you guessed it.
😂 😂 😂
You, sir, are awesome.
Is that a frickin' Palm Pilot?!?
Looks like a dymo label printer 🧐
Palm V I think.
I guess we’re collectively ignoring the fact that he’s wearing a beanie in the tub
I can assure you there is a reason for that beanie :)
You gotta keep warm!😝
That and my love for “The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou” where red beanies are everywhere :)
The 2006-era Blackberry is a nice touch.
Proper!
Simple explanation: remote control app for my camera, as I did all of this on my own :)
You should be lathing fancy soaps while you bathe
Bathception
The commitment to this is just *wipes away tears*
Where did you get that darling lathe!
Picture is of course free to use, modify and redistribute. You don’t have to ask or credit me. Sharing is caring :)
The cables going into the water are spiking my anxiety 🙈🙉🙊
This is amazing
A man of his word. Love it !
is that a multimeter?
can't be unseen.
This has honestly made my night😆😆😆
The addition of the Steve Zissou beanie while (presumably) naked is an excellent aesthetic choice 👏👏👏
This is simply amazing.
God this is so great. You win.
Just curious, is the palm pilot a non-functioning prop or are there still uses for them?
you're living in a paradise i couldn't envision until i actually saw you living it, holy shit
keep living your best life jan
Paprika flavored Pringles?? I.just.What even. NO.
This picture gets better the longer I look
Is that a labeler? Classic. Can't have too many of those.
Ever tried getting out of a bath after spraying WD40…?
Adding that micro lathe to my want list. Does it work well?
For simple things and rather soft metal it works surprisingly well!
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Now I need a lathe. A lathe to bathe.
I like to lather my lathe while I bathe.
I'm going to be seriously concerned if you actually plug that in with a tub full of water.
It’s definitely neither plugged in nor spinning :)
So it's exactly as functional as the woman's version then.
That was the plan. Set up “typical” make stuff in a ridiculous way :)
But I don't have a lathe. Can I substitute a reciprocating saw? It's at least as dangerous.
Chainsaws are really good at turning a boring tub into a colourful whirlpool. #lifehack
CHAINSAW!
Putting the"hack" back in "lifehack."
I'm thinking there's untapped synergy between power tools and bathing. I'm going to be attaching a loofah to cordless drill so I can exfoliate at 1300 revolutions per minute.
Flash you need a beer a black coffee and something flammable. Like axe body spray before you can even call yourself a man. And the tray needs to be flannel covered
Hmm, no drink there. I think we need a can of Redbull and a bottle of chocolate stout.
Could also use a tin of moustache wax so may have to sacrifice the WD40.
I'm remembering the scene in "Out of Sight" where George is in the tub with a lot of scented candles and then J-Lo breaks into his house and jumps him, but it's all just in her mind, and the audience know this because IRL no man has ever had a bath with scented candles.
Beer holder. Where is the beer holder?
Needs some cheesy snacks.
The male version is just a guy with his lower body covered by the shower curtain, staring down at his penis
Definitely needs a grill and burgers. Noted. And beer.
Haha, nice
Sounds like a kinky murder kit. ;)
No man worth his salt goes anywhere without wd-40 and duct tape.
Exactly right ☺️
I’d like to know what @manwhohasitall would include in his bath!
And a drill with a massive drill bit 💪
Hahaha hahahahaha
Yes. Although, I probably would light more candles in the bath if my bathtub came with little recessed holders in the side for the tea lights.
Just so I (I mean, my cat) doesn't knock them over.
My cat is a klutz. I am graceful, like the zephyr over a field of daffodils.
One of the few advantages of aftermarket glass doors for the bathtub instead of shower curtains is that you can set candle holders on the top.
brb, updating my online dating profile to read "a zephyr over a field of daffodils"
All I need is a neck pillow. Bathing is for living in the moment. Relaxing as your muscles relax in the warm water. Worrying about my electronic devices falling in the water is not at all relaxing. 🤷🏼♀️
I put Netflix on my tablet and stand it on the toilet lid. Safely away from the water, still get an episode of TV while I'm soaking.
Same, stacked on hefty books, glass of wine precariously balancing on the bath edge.
My kobo reader is waterproof. It’s the music that stays safely away from water. 😁
It won't be long until I have to wave goodbye to the bathtub and go back to washing in a bucket
This is what I do too! Although I usually use my chromebook (for the larger screen & better speakers) and watch Hulu.
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OMG that made me laugh out loud
This deserves more attention 😆😆😆
Brilliant!
The McCanns did not like this model of tray at ALL
Ooooh 😬 ouch
I wish we had renault here in the states because I'm sure this joke is exactly my humor
I had one in high school and dude is not wrong.
I’m going out to buy one first thing tomorrow! Who’ll deliver my flat white though? @KOKOPortrush @groundespresso @BobandBerts
As long as there’s plenty of bubbles Bert will be straight over! 😂
😂 mustn’t wake up my wife but actual laugh out loud
Top rated response!
Wait... a bathtub dashboard!! GET ON THIS!!
All that's missing is the steering wheel and making broom broom noises.
Vroom vroom
SICK creatures.
For her hair and makeup to look that good means there's no heat coming off that water. That poor model is sitting in a cold bath.
Oh, lord.
Maybe it's just a tub full of shaving foam and there's no actual water underneath? You can only see water on the left side of the pic, past the tray, and that could easily be 'shopped. That's the best case scenario I can think of for this. :(
There are at least three photos photoshopped together. The woman (and hands), the tub, the tray.
We are constantly immersed in a bath of lies these days, aren't we?
Brilliant.
don't resist, just let the lies wash over you.
That's what the wine is for.
I'm having palpitations just looking at the precariously balanced electronic gear.
I know! I'll use an old tablet in the bathroom playing podcasts, audiobooks or whatever, but it's on the window sill, not over the bath. And an old one that's on its last legs, because the humid air is not good for delicate electronics!
I roll my desk chair from my office space to the side of the bathtub, and put my tablet on it with snacks
Brilliant!
This one tweet alone has convinced me to follow. You've earned your pay this year! B)
She could be a synchronized swimmer when she’s not modeling for tub trays.
Synchro swimmer makeup doesn’t budge
She has got the synchronised swimmer smile - which also doesn't budge.
The food is all weirdly sized, I think it’s all photoshopped in
What gets me about this one is the teeny tiny flower arrangement-- that seems to include a tiny patch of living grass-- that she specifically and intentionally put on her bath tray to improve her relaxation experience.
These imaginary women put more thought and planning into preparing their baths than con artists doing crimes
This comment wins the internet
I am trying to imagine the process by which the latte art was done. Either she has a boyfriend who vended her that and is now happily enjoying himself elsewhere, or there’s a very, very weird picture of her doing the art and then quickly getting into the bathtub.
Do the latte art, run the bath, then quickly and carefully warm it back up in the microwave.
Warm the bath?..
LOL I was thinking just as I hit send that it might be ambiguous...the latte
They direct-market the piece of wood (or plastic) to consumers.
Idk about others' bathtubs, but mine takes many minutes to fill. Plenty of time to start a bath and then make a latte and then go soak in the bath bubbles.
And here I thought this thread was gonna be
Trump-free.
A damn sight more planning than Brexit too!
Meanwhile the water's getting cold...
Bathtime can be an exhilarating experience. Check out the first 10 minutes of American Reunion.
Nothing imaginary bout them.
Don't insult us cons..
I’ll never trust a tray with my electronics like these ladies do. Never. Never ever.
These are probably the same women who prepare elaborate bento boxes for their preschoolers' lunches.
Seriously, if your bath tray has your phone or tablet, that's not a relaxing bath. It's just you getting wet while texting. Some weed, wine, silence and imagination is much more relaxing.
i think it's the exact same amount
I made one of those for my wife. Not that elaborate but wide enough for a book and glass.
Soooo. Here’s the thing. I love baths. At home my bath tub is not ...conducive. When I am in place to take a bath, I tend to go over board with...all that junk. I admit.
They’re like Ocean 8-ing this whole thing.
The petal on her shoulder!! 😂😂😂
I appreciated that too
Can’t ignore the one trying to dig its way into the recesses of her clavicle
Oh my god, that clavicle!!!
Photoshopped much?
So, I don’t see the second phone or the petal on her shoulder, might be because I’m distracted by her glass of wine for when she’s done with that big ass latte, good thing a 🚽 is close by 😏
Because she loves nature - but not as much as she loves her 2+ phones.
The tiny flower arrangement is my favourite
I... put tiny flower arrangements on everything😬 Trays of food I bring to bed for my man and me, the side of my bathtub when I’m taking a bath, I even bring/buy flowers for hotel rooms I’m staying in... does... DOES EVERYONE NOT DO THIS, I AM SHOCKED
Err no. Although I dont think any of my exes would have trusted my motives if I'd done that. Like.. Man she's acting real wierd doin nice stuff. Maybe she needs to borrow the car.
You don't have very long to relax and enjoy all this before the water goes cold. I might listen to the TV from the other room but mainly the relaxing effect is due to lying in hot water.
the "living grass" is green dianthus. it's in the carnation family and is a flower, not greenery, just fyi
But alas no actual soap
Seems reasonable.
Flowers would be better.
That's how you can experience true nirvana
cos u can’t possibly and accidentally knock one of ur items or theo whole thing over nope. not at all.
Thats alotta work to relax
The wine and coffee drinking at the same time bothers me more. You won’t be able to relax for long if you’re mixing your caffeine and alcohol 🤨
Drinking a cappucino with a wine chaser. Yep. That's pretty on point.
It’s a pincushion but yes. Too much work to put into a bath 😂
It is actually a flower, it’s a version of a carnation: dianthus
She has wine and a latte
I love Music to
It’s a mum or dianthus I think 🤔
I have to admit that I actually do this one. Plants are relaxing!
It's also interesting that she's drinking some sort of coffee, but also has a rather full glass of wine. Is she using the bath water to clean her pallet? Is that a jar of Nutella in the bottom left corner? Who is taking this picture? I have so many questions!!
Don't you do this? I thought everyone did 🌸
She has an awful lot going on. Is she watching the phone? Smiling at her creepy bf taking this photo? Why does she have wine AND coffee? If he candles are pretty much burnt down completely can't we assume her coffee is now cold?
After viewing these ads, I feel like I’ve missed out on a lot of life by choosing to shower @abrooke2221 @KellyApril21
That’s it @abrooke2221...We’re getting one of those new fangled tray things, and so help me if it doesn’t COME with multiple gadgets, AND wine, AND a latte, AND an undressed salad (or some rose petals where my sad salad would be)...anything less, FALSE advertising.
As a dumb man I imagine every bath a woman takes is like this. But like wayyy more roses and candles. Like enough candles that the fire alarm goes off.
Ban yard work from bath trays!
The lit votives around the edge of the tub piss me off. Like, those things burn out in 15 minutes!! You gonna just chill there while 5 little metal tins of wax perch in the edge of the tub?
I note there isn't a bowl of baked beans on the tray. She could create her own jacuzzi if she had them as well.
What disturbs me is, wine and a mocha?
what gets me about this is the bathtub tray
gud thred
I would like a bath to cover my boobs
This! All I want is a bath where water covers both my legs and my boobs at the same time. Never mind a tray with fancy stuff on!
There's no bath big enough to cover mine. Anyway 😳 . . . they float.
This is why I take my latte and wine and grapes and salad and nail polish and cornflakes and photo of woman at the beach with me to the hot tub.
I do like a good cheeseboard though. 6/10.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Mine too, id never drown 😂
I was thinking this, as my wife will never drown, either. (30+ years married and she makes these jokes all the time. I also sympathize with her back pain. She gets lots of shoulder and back rubs.)
That’s what I thought, but then I found the Koehler Purist tub 🛀 and planned my bathroom around it
K-1190 | Purist 6-Foot Experience Bath | KOHLER
The K-1190 bath offers a unique bathing experience with an overflow style that showcases the beauty of water.
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How much 😱 yeah I think my boobs will stay islands 🌴
I was (and still am continually) beyond delighted when I discovered my tub in my en-suite will do just that.
I have a try. I wanted a tray. I have a jacuzzi tub and the bubbles blow it up and out every time. My tray is useless. Hahaha
THIS. Even when I was still super-skinny, a standard bathtub was not deep enough to cover my breasts and legs at the same time. Or even my NAVEL and legs at the same time.
My struggle - my tub holds a Lot of water - YAY! If I add enough to stay covered..... I float up (I'm on the short side) into my tray 🤦♀️
My wife got a us a room at an inn a couple weeks ago. Biggest tub I’ve been in. Big enough for two people
We had an amazing tub in Watson Lake and the hotel looked a bit dodgy from the outside
Oh lord, same! Bubbles do not keep you and the ladies warm...
I actually would do all of these things - EVERY evening 😉🍷🍸🍾🥂📻📺📚🛀 😁
It would be hysterical to do a men’s version of these, where he’s in the tub cutting up firewood or repairing a transmission or something.
I don't want to be indelicate, but it's more likely to be 'or something for a guy, isn't it? @katyacoldheart
Mike would love it, bbc news, glass of wine, candle, but I would use it more if I could be sure I wouldn’t knock my kindle into the bath being a clumsy oaf
I do sometimes take a cup of tea of a glass of wine in with me. Always a book.
I never drink in the bath tbh, I just like to lie there relaxing, and I hate getting books soggy
With a gun rack.
And an electric screwdriver... plugged in.
Where does one find this fantastical male?!🤗
My favorite part of this is that someone made latte art for her.
Her husband? Her kids? Who can do that?
I like to imagine that she went to her local cafe, had a latte made, absconded with the cup and got into a lukewarm bath
Maybe you're doing it wrong. For example, most latte art faces the drinker, but it should face the person who's watching you have a bath.
There is just so much going on here....
The husband tells me that the man version would have a Screwfix catalogue and a pint.
In fairness, I have sat in the bath with a pint and a book about trains and wished I had one of those little trays, so that wouldn't be so far from the truth. :-)
The trains did it for me ... 🚂🚃🚃🚃
Mine chucks away all junk mail without even a cursory glance, with the exception of the screwfix catalogue. Apparently, there might be something useful in it.
Thank you for this thread. I am in tears and howling with laughter. Stressing at the phones and iPads balances precariously but overcome by the array of food and drink. And flower arrangements. Thank you!!
Where's the towel to dry your hands before you touch the tablet or phone?
And how the hell is she gonna shave her legs with all that crap??
Or wash?
And what about the government hacking your camera while you are unaware? 👁👁
That's what the bubbles are for.
Cheese? In the bath???
Yeah, everyone knows that's what hot pockets are for.
Where's the bowl of chicken nuggets
Where's the BOOK?
On the iPad
its an audiobook playing in the background
*sheepishly turns off bath time audiobook*
A book would be the ONLY reason for a tray.
This was my first question. Candles, definitely, maybe glass of port.
But without the book what's the point! That's what showers are for!
one one of the six devices, probably...
Where's the rubber duck?
I don’t know how people read a book in the bath, I envy them! With me it would be a damp mess with half the words obscured & running from 💦. I feel like it’s a skill I missed out on 🙈🤣
No, my bath books are all a bit oofly round the edges.
I think mine would be worse then around the edges 🙈 Mine would be in the bath knowing my luck 🙄🤣
Oofly is an excellent word
My new favorite word.
All my books from high school are water damaged due to reading them in the bath.
It must be a really lovely way to read, maybe I need to try 🤔
My bath books are some of my favourites, ‘cause I can tell by the state of them that I spent quality hours in hot baths scribbling notes /or crying (depending on the genre).
Harry Potter fucked me up w Dumbledore...I remember THAT bath, legit cried for hours until I froze.
I really do feel that I’m missing out 🙈 To my shame I have only seen the Harry Potter films & not read the books, I do want too 📚
I’m comfortable with damp books. You’re doing it just right.
She’s “E” reading🤣
Tsk. She’s installed Kindle on her iPad, of course! 😉 She IS a modern woman after all. None of that retrograde nonsense for her.
The vats is such a powerful word for tub and I will now only be using that 😂
Actual books for the bath. If you drop it in it will at least dry out, doubt that a kindle would fair as well.
Waterproof wallet for the kindle... or layers of cling film?! 📲
Exactly! That’s all I require.
THIS. The only times I've ever found myself wishing for something to hold stuff up out of the water in the bath, it's been "I don't want to get my BOOK wet!"
Where’s the joint?
Exactly
Where's the toaster
Dont ya know books get wet near water. 😂 cant have books in a bathtub
Under the water! It fell sadly and is now a soggy mess 😭
And the tatertots?????
And the dipping sauces.
gimme the chicken and the cholula and a bottle of wine and i'll stay in the tub as long as you want tbh
wait you can put them in BOWLS??
Finally someone asking the real questions.
Fuck yeah
And dildo
This just made me laugh so hard. Thank you. I needed this today.
I would worry I would knock it into the bath as I use my big toe to turn the hot water tap on for a top up.
This thread is the best i need a bath tray in my life !
That iPad perched precariously over the water is making me anxious. Not to mention that touch-screens are shut when your hands are wet.
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Absolutely hilarious, never noticed before 😂😂🤣
Oh gosh this made me laugh out loud and I really really needed a laugh this evening xxx
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I always thought aliens would find this planet and think we were led by birds, given the massive castles (airports) we build for them to hang out in
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Ha! Better than balancing it all on the lav I guess.
I tried for weeks to find laptop bath trays. For writing on. Crickets. Can confirm I never wanted coffee, flower arrangements, undressed salads, cheese boards or double phones while in the bath.
Same. I don't think any of the ones on Amazon would... Not fall in? How do they stay up? (My tub is built into a wall on one side, like most normal, non-home-decorating-magazine tubs?)
I had my Surface on my bath tray this morning. My bath has a small lip at the wall & still works ok.
the wall lip of mine is very curved (50s bathroom)--I don't think it would hold it :(
it's a nice one! (I love the wineglass holder!)
Really nice...and so clean.
I would definitely accidentally set fire to my hair with those candles.
you in the bath right?
I read.
If I was forced to eat while naked it would definitely be an undressed salad.
WHAT?!?!!!
Oh they know. They just can't put it in the ads. It's a bit like the blue menstrual fluids. We all know what it's really about but sure, let's pretend that's what it's like.
And presumably the tray thing would just get in the way if one was, ah, using the shower head.
Literally my first question was about the logistics of bathtub self care.
coffee AND red wine? way to antioxident, karen.
Don't forget the dark chocolate!
omg we're gonna live til 105!!!
IN OUR BATHS
All pruny looking from hours of soaking.
mmmm secksy
who eats in the bath!!
We have been known to drink wine. But a full blown cheese board is a bit much!
lol me too actually
Not gonna lie. Want a bathtub tray. But I’d put sensible things on it. Like the wash cloth you don’t want to drop.
Pfft! Like the wine will even make it to the tray😂
Hahaha that whole ass tray would be in the bath with me
What even are those badly photoshopped things on the left next to the red wine? Two more cups of coffee? Make up?
Jam? Shoe polish? 😂
🤷🏻♀️😂
I thought jam could be swarfega.
I was thinking really chic salt and pepper shakers for the sandwich a few photos later? and dont forget the plant...we all bathe with plants, right?
I wondered about chutney.
You fit a big beardy guy on your bath tray? Gosh I need one of those.
I live with a big beardy guy with tattoos (and sometimes a grouchy attitude) and I just don’t see how to fit him on there. Unless he’s standing, which just makes it seem unwieldy and an unpleasant experience for us both
Set their hair on fire with a fucking candle, apparently.
😂😂😂😂 it does happen, but you’re sat in gallons of water...
Now I want a bath!
If I did this, it was would minutes before i accidentally knocked the tablet into the bath.
*seconds
*<7 seconds to be specific
Or get soap in the coffee.
bathtimes were revolutionized when I realised that my kindle fit perfectly into a ziplock bag - touchscreen still works through the plastic no matter how wet it is
Waterproof case... use one for my ebook reader in the bath because I’m clumsy & have previously washed real books...
Yeah, I do not trust the tablet stand on this one. It’s just barely attached
I was always under the impression that electricity and baths shouldn't mix. But hell, if its fine to take a tablet or phone in with you, why not take the toaster in with you just case you get hungry?
Imagine sitting there in all that cold water, surrounded by gerberas, in a swim suit. She would be neither clean, nor relaxed.
They should watch the Shape of Water.
I bathe with a handful of those foam letters toddlers use, which inevitably get stuck to me, a plastic Octonaut toy and a sense of haste.
I am with you on this, though these days it's a plastic shark and dolphin. Which are not fun when you sit on them.
Yours are clearly younger. Wait until Barbie goes looking for the bubbles 😖
And something sharp/pointy...always
Sense of haste 😂 it's more like a sense of impending doom since i know i have exactly 2 min 37 seconds before my kids come barging in
😆 I almost wrote that instead!
“Hey mommy! You take bath?! You wash you bobo?! You got hot water!! Mommy wash you hair! I take bath too!” *commence community bath with 3, who was in fact, not napping and is now covered in marker.*
Ditto on the foam letters. Do yours have a random dolphin and a car thrown in to the mix? My kids' ones arrived like that, weirdly..
"Honey, did you just take a bath?"
"Yes, why?"
"It says 'fun' on your ass" *waggles eyebrows*
That’s funny. This Nana has a teeny tiny rubber ducky, one larger rubber ducky that will tell me if the water is too hot, miscellaneous fruit that squirt water, and bathtub markers of various colors (in case an artistic inspiration hits).
Oh yes, we used to have those makers. 🤗
I read “a sense of hate” and it still works.
The only time I can have one without kids jumping in is during the school day.. haha even late night quiet time ends up with a small human trying to climb in.
Who washes down a capuccino with a glass of wine? 😂
If you're offering, I will ;-)
That's why the empty cup is there.
Who doesn't ?
It’s the 2010s. Everything goes with everything. People actually eat kale FFS.
Italians.
Stop being judgy, I am just trying to gear up for the toddler bedtime fight.
definitely have and i'm not proud of it but whatever it's brunch
It's not breakfast if you haven't slept well amirite?😁
My favorite part of that episode is that Kramer managed to gross out everyone INCLUDING HIMSELF!
I realized this is where I wanna be!
What men do in the shower is a whole other thread.
I prepared them as I bathed!
This thread has me cry-laughing. Solid follow, thank you for this!
Is that a jar of Nutella bottom left? Bc tbh that seems legit
Is this whole thread laughing at the fact women actually touch themselves in the bath...or did I totally miss the point?
No, luv. I do that in bed after the alarm clock rings. That’s why I always show up at work a bit late with a huge smile on my face.
Those perfumed candles will make me sneeze. One big knees up sneeze and everything takes a turn for the worse.
This is concerning. It left me wondering whether there is some kind of private joke about how outlandish can they get!
This has been going on for quite some time. As noted on the caption of this 1872 periodical, this Literary Lady of Boston was depicted writing books in the bath, and appears to have a complete reference library at the ready for this endeavor.
...right up until the moment she knocks that bottle of ink over. ✒😲
Small price to pay!
All the lead they put in everything then sheeeesh
She has a bell pull to get staff to deal with her ‘whims’
...or drops the tablet in the tub.
Or the book she just wrote into the water..
Surprise bath bomb
Well spotted
😂 at least there is soap for the ink
The real reason bathtubs are so shallow: so out gowns can easily hide the inkstains of bathtub correspondence.
If you ain’t inky, you still stinky
This is far more realistic because I am a writer and that’s exactly what it looks like when I’m working from home... in the bath.
At least she has books in the bath... far more realistic!!
A tip of the bath mitt to the writer in residence in her tub. I can’t even read a book there without wetting the bottom of the pages. I am obviously a bather of limited talents.
The first step is admitting your limitations. 😀
That is an AMAZING picture for the time. And you deserve more points for tying it in to a current "woman in the bath" photo.
Growing up we had 4 boys, one bathroom, and my mom actually did drink and read in the tub! Oh how these photos bring back the pain :(
I've read in the tub from time to time myself over the years, but like @hawkmoon947, end up getting the paper wet more often than not. And as a collector of old paper, the notion of books near a steamy tub for any length of time makes me cringe a little, gotta say. Haha.
I've only known one writer that did this and he reveled in the eccentricity of it.
I’m just amazed how long having ideas in the bath has been going on 😊
Maybe it's the negative ions.
Or maybe it's mammalian aquatic response
Dying in the bath since 1793
you just made me fall off my chair laughing
Treasure 😍
Now this I can get behind.
A friend of mine once had an apartment that was so difficult to heat that she actually did resort to doing her uni work while soaking in a hot bath.
Strongly approve of this tweet.
Dare I ask where YOU bathe?!
So, she's writing a book, in a bathtub, surrounded by books. Afterwards she'll use the bell pull to summons Lurch to help her get out. Right?
*drops whole bottle of ink into bathwater*
"Fuck."
I love the rope hanging nearby that I can only assume is a bell to call her assistant for fresh PAPER!
This is...perfect?
But THIS is something with which I can get on board. You don’t bring two phones and a tablet into the bath.
Well, I watch television on my iPad while in the bath. But not with a mug of coffee, a salad and a bottle of perfume while painting my nails.
Get 👏 Shit 👏 Done👏
Nice find!
Perfection
That bath water is SO cold.
The books are definitely more realistic than nail polish.
What’s remarkable is that it shows a plank of wood is just as good as these fancy trays. 😂
Thank you for this!
This is all I can think about with these #bathtime threads @MatthewPerry
and we have a winner. She also looks sad
Her water is getting cold. Time to ring the maid.
But I do actually write in the bath. Shout-out to @RiteintheRain notebooks.
Wait this product has been around since 1916 & I didn't know about it?!?
Yes sir, proudly made in Tacoma from day 1.
It's target marketed at professionals like geologists. But when I realized all my best ideas happen in the shower....
Well, hello?! That’s how we all write all of our papers and books! 😂😂
I want this blown up as a poster on my bathroom wall. Then… After enough time has passed… I will assume her form.
Bathing was often not done in a bathroom, but in a portable tub, in a room with a fireplace.
What happens if she pulls that tassel cord?
If I know one thing, books love the high humidity of the bath.
oh no! books would fare terribly in such a moist setting!
The faith seekers
And a bell pull over the bath to call for the ladies maid who drew the bath in the first place and will soon come to fetch m’lady, her writing supplies, and dress m’lady in her apres bath garment!
I wonder if that's where they got the idea for this scene from "Laura" (1944).
This is easily the greatest thing I've seen this year so far.
She's an historical novelist mermaid.
Oh, no! Have been bathing all wrong!
And here I thought baths were just for bloodletting.
It says see next page. What happens on the next page Mark??
👆🏻for the win👆🏻
LOL I'll never view Bath Tray ads the same again. 😜
Can we talk about this excellent photo of a lady who is definitely not clipping into the tub?
Now that's bad photoshopping. Look how long her head is compared to the available length of the bath
I personally like to believe that shes a chibi dwarf of some kind. Then the tub is the perfect length for her!
She has transcended her natural code. She will soon be seen swapping out every NPC's face in the game with her own, teleporting from map to map making clones of herself as she goes and as time goes on injecting a script to declare her the one true God of the world.
I would play this game.
Actually same lol
Surely her head belongs on a body twice the size ?
Oh no! She relaxed TOO MUCH, and now she's sinking through the tub!
Can I have her tray since she’s dead? (RIP white lady torso)
What exactly do you do with a cactus in a bathtub
Is ‘clipping’ a photoshop term because I’m seriously concerned at how short her legs would have to be.
No WAY my phone or tablet gets within 10’ of a filled tub.
Exactly.
Someone told me once they use a ziplock bag. Genius!
Brilliant!
I want that tray life and I may also have to buy this pouch now too. I’ve been living dangerously with phones and tablets in the bath so maybe I shouldn’t push my luck further
Launched at so hard I was legit crying
As a child, I ran a bar from the bath tray. There was a choice of bathwater or bathwater with froth.
With either a garnish of Lifebuoy or a spritz of Matey
I made something called “underwater pancakes” that I am happy to sell from your bar
Ooh?!
I think they were just water so it should go well with the drinks!
My kid does this. Lol makes tea for me. Unsweetened is just plain bath water sweetened has bubble bath foam on top. She also makes me foam donuts and pastries. Delicious.
Mine used to make ice cream. Top quote from this era (from daughter 1): Mummy what flavour would you like? Me: make me a new one. D1: OK, it's the blood of girls' knees.
So relaxing.
Scrumptious!
In the 70s, before the invention of waterproof smartphones & in-bath cheeseboards, we had 2b content grating a corner off a giant bar of green fairy / Shield / Lifebuoy soap onto foam ‘meringues’ with a grey mouse-shaped pumice stone & watch them melt like space dust. 🛀🏽🚿🧼🚰🛁
My son runs a soup restaurant from the bath. Flavors are "plain soup" and "bubble soup." He just let's the soup pots float, though; a tray would just be in the way.
AUGH stray apostrophe! How dare.
Me too!!!!! 😘
This was my kids’ favourite game in the bath. And when I ‘sampled’ my bathtub beverage, I had to be disgusted with it and then throw it over them! Hours of fun. Kinda wishing I had the wine bathtray though.
The people who manufacture bathtub trays also don't acknowledge all of us with bathtub/shower combos that jut out from the wall
Needs suction cups on one side
Imagine the market share that a company would get if they went for a six pack of pre mixed gin, a bumper pack of corn chips and a tablet showing Mad Max: Fury Road.
Take my money!
So darn RELAXING !!!!!!!
no candles? They’re doing it wrong.
Damn - those bright lights too 😰😳
Not sure a relaxing bath and stimulating coffee is a logical mix either. At least her head is cushioned though.
maybe you're not doing those things BECAUSE you don't have a bathtub tray? check. mate.
Is it even bathroom decor without a starfish though?
And the hair product?
Helpfully placed candles so you can burn your wrists and knock your glass of wine into the tub at the same time
Hahaha my thoughts exactly. I want to get a job making these stock photos just to make them as ridiculous as possible.
Why lotion? 🤔
Ok, so this one is close though! Book, wine, hair conditioning treatment, berries, music playing from phone. This is me!
Oh yeah totally agree on that. I just picture this person like... "Book, check ✅. Snack, check ✅. Oh crap I forgot my starfish!"
Wait, what DO women do in the bath? Have I been doing it wrong the entire time?
Yeah, me too. I bathe. Sometimes I curl up on my side and doze in the warm water. But aside from that, I get done and get out. I'll go lie in bed if I want to read or whatever.
Some things are best shrouded in an aura of mystery.
Well I feel swindled by occupational therapy now… all mine does is stop me dislocating something or needing firemen 😤😤
Leave me and my seven unlit candles alone
Hey, I don’t wan to judge someone drinking a cafe-style coffee AND red wine at the same time either so your seven unlit candles are safe.
when u consume alcohol and caffeine simultaneously you transcend into the
A N X I E T Y D I M E N S I O N
So that’s where I’ve been going wrong all these years!!!
you get me
Does that woman have FOUR beverages
I spend the vast majority of my time in the bath wrestling an infant with a deathwish. Somehow this tray seems...unhelpful?
My baby *wants* to drown himself.
Why? Why??
Right? Ok, let’s wash your arms and... *ROLLS*
why do you want to die, baby? Also, how are you so damn *strong*???
Sounds about right for me. I normally have wine, aroma therapy going, my laptop and a picture of my mommy.
That's ... disturbing 😳
It use to be worse. I use to have a picture of my dead dog.. literally when he was dead and ate sandwiches while listening to Ozzy. My doctor told me that wasn’t healthy.
How did he eat sandwiches while listening to Ozzy when he was dead?
please read this thread 😂😂
Have I been bathing incorrectly this whole time?
She is going to spill that drink, burn her boobs and end up eith dirty bath water. She should be drinking white wine
White wine all the way. Coffee how very modern.
Yeah, they haven’t got a clue. Thank God this retailer has got it right; they’ve cottoned onto the fact it’s impossible for women to get a sufficient level of exfoliation without a small mirror to look into.
Every woman wants to look at her squashed, sweaty face while trying relax
Also: I give her two minutes tops before her hair goes up in flames.
I hope this also brings you joy
yikes none of these electronic devices can survive the water is you accidentally capsize the whole thing into the bath with you with your elbow.... Where are the water proof e-readers??
You mean you don't drink coffee and wine at the same time?
All that stuff and they have to have a folded towel to support their head rather than a bath pillow.
And why isn't the bath tray pink? 😉
The pink one costs an extra $15
I like that she has wine AND coffee
Who sits in the bath with their legs together?
It looks like she might possibly be living in that tub. If that's the case, she'd want to change her position every now and then to prevent blood clots.
She clearly had some tough decisions to make in her apartment hunt. The bathtub won out over the place with anything else. It's a steal at $1900/month!
It’s all she can afford in the shape of London housing.
I see a woman hiding from her children. And husband.
She needs wine.
F ergonomics right
By the time I would be halfway thru my waffles, the IPad would have fallen in and the entire tray would be full of water from me leaning over it to refill the tub with hot water.
Toes are great for tap control 😊
What happens when Toddler marches in and knocks coffee, phone, tablet and all into the water?
I keep telling you, send him over to me. I'll sort him out. He'll come back clean, fully dressed and too darn scared to do anything other than mix wool and load the dishwasher.
Doesn't work. People his age don't remember bribes or threats for very long when impulse strikes.
He already adores unloading the dishwasher, but this is slightly stressful as you anticipate crockery crashing on to the floor at each step.
Sell the child and with the money replace your life . 😂😂😂
Not sure toddlers fetch that much?
Good point , when I was getting divorced , we both fought to make the other one take responsibility for the kids ( that said they were 26 and 25 respectively at the time), I lost !
Electrocution?
I.... I do this in the bath....
I have this tub tray, and the real problem is that it sits up so high that if you want to prop up a book or phone, you can't read them. I don't eat cheese in the tub, so I can't speak to its fitness for that purpose.
I love double fisting a latte and wine at the same time, completely incarcerated underneath an electrical hazard while I'm naked in water, getting high on yankee candles
Snort 😂
Where's the waterproof vibrator?
Why do you think she is smiling?
That seems like a lot of beverages for a bath too.
Good grief! By the time you've lit the candles, eaten all your tuck, slurped your wine, checked the stockmarket and prank-called your sister - the bloomin' bathwater will be stone cold and you'll remember - too late - that you've not actually washed yet.
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....that tray is digitially created. I'm sure of it.
Just to point out that men apparently don't even get trays. Happily, a waterproof e-reader solved part of that. But where do I put my glass of juice?
This is as good as that pelaton one
I am fifty and I still play 'whale'. I look more like one than ever, even.
I'm ROARING!!!!
if the tray is not flipped while trying to push away the dog trying to steal whatever is on it, it isn't real.
I’m not impressed with the tray but more so on who brought her all that stuff on it! 😆
apparently my bath game has not been on fleek.
Maybe not on fleek, but is it lit?
A stunning lack of soap in most of these scenarios.
*Spends two hours readying tray
Bath water is cold
I’d like to publically call out my wife @himekoinu who is absolutely taking her phone with her to the bath and making me nervous forever. 🔫
I watch my shows in the tub! I prop the phone on a folded towel on a chair so it’s the correct angle for viewing. I’d be too skittery to have it on a bath tray!!
I’m the dangerous sort who also uses their phone in the shower which with my muscle spasms I shouldn’t do lol 😂 💕
Casually sweating from a distance. 😰
This is a brilliant thread 😂 Who knew?
Your work ethic is to be admired. The tray does give women hope.
I've learned so much today, thank you.
A tall, unstable wine glass seems like a really terrible thing to bring into a slippery, tile and porcelain filled room. Can you imagine dropping and breaking one of those glasses IN the bath water? What a freaking nightmare
So now we know how they try to market airplane trays that didn’t make it to the business class cabin.
They also have no idea how small most bathtubs are
is drinking coffee and wine at the same time like, a girl thing, or is it for people who just really hate their fucking teeth
This thread is glorious
Omg @SirDigby_Chx what’s on your tray? I don’t need mine anymore since I went full asshole and just hung a tv up.
Haha I mean mine is pretty similar to that! So yea a spot for my phone/iPad for tv and wine. What else is there?
Oh fuck ok I did not look at this whole thread before commenting. Hahaha.
Hahahaaaa but I’m also sure you have half bottle of j’adore you spray while reading about global warming and eating many cheeses
Well I won’t deny eating in the tub on occasion and I frequently peruse twitter sooo basically.
I get it. The woman enjoying her red wine & artistic latte with small floral arrangement is Reading a menu. Her toilette comes with room service, or she’s intimate w her seamless deliveryman.
Wait whut that ain’t real
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I just got an opinion survey about these trays! They wanted to know which material was preferable (steel, aluminum, bamboo, plastic) and the order of importance for: phone holder, cup holder, candle holder, book/tablet stand, spa tray.
This was fricking hilarious, thank you
When u need a upper & downer bevy at the same time to relax in the tub.
paging @rachsyme for bath expertise
Where's the rubber duck. Charlie Wilson had Julia Roberts's rubber duck.
Tremendous thread 😂
this thread. 😂😂
So a proper bath involves a Barista to make you latte complete with latte art as well?
How about just relaxing and hoping that the Epsom salts work??
Judging by the still-intact latte art, those coffee drinks came from a cafe in the past 5 minutes.
PLEASE ignore my grout! I bought a fancy bathtub tray that has a candle holder, wine glass holder and a book tray several years ago and so far it’s only true function is to hold extra bottles of shampoo and conditioner. :::sigh::: Calgon FAIL.
I thought about buying one and then thought screw that noise, and cut my own from some scrap wood.
That way when it's not collecting crap, and I'm using it it fits my small laptop on it with a "splash zone" clearance haha oh and wine and scrub gloves and soap and razor and...
🤷🏼♀️🤔
Excuse me for asking, but why would you need doubles of any product not to mention doubles of three?
🤷🏼♀️Different formulas - for smoothing hair, for curls, some smell good, some are almost empty but not quite....
I just meant the exact doubles (almost empties, I guess) lol.
Actually those are shampoo and conditioner-not double shampoo and the silver bottles are some fancy pants smell good aromatherapy to spray in the shower
👍🏻I’m a shower girl myself. I’ve never fancied a bath, & for some reason, the bath never seems to get hot enough for me. Lying in the tub is not my idea of comfort (or cleanliness, really!) in any way, shape or form. Wouldn’t mind a jet-spray shower though.
Who made the bloody coffee 🤔
this u?
Deeply yes????
I think these people also assume that I fit in the tub without my knees getting cold.
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Where’s the hairdryer?
am I relaxing wrong
Is this what white women do in the bathtub?
Bath? What is a bath?
Coffee AND wine. Bold move, my lady.
When you want to be awake and get the wine headache.
Wide-awake drunk, my favorite patient.
i love how awkwardly pasted in everything is in that photo. the glass of wine is at a different angle from the tray and does not cast a shadow
Mother that I am I am seeing hazards everywhere...
It's a little difficult when the water gets cold to get down there and turn it on again? Especially if you had a few cocktails or some wine? I'm a man, so I don't understand these things
You use your foot 🙃
I have a feeling if I try that the result would be a very funny YouTube video.
I wonder who these ladies get to cater their baths.
WHY ARE PEOPLE EATING IN THE BATHROOM???????
GROSS.
OMG, is this woman trying to catch her hair on fire with all those candles near her head??? 🤦🏻♀️
Having lost my hair to a candle, I highly advise against this.
So what happens if God forbid we want to rinse our hair or something- just fling this to the side or walk naked and dripping across the bathroom?! 🤔
That's a really, really, really bad photoshop they're trying to peddle as a "real" pic.
Hello there I have seen drinking before but like this ever!!!! The World of Black Coffee!!!
This thread is amazing.
It really is!
this thread tho
Where’s the NORAD radar monitor and surveillance of enemy military traffic!?!?
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True. I gave up our tactical advantage by requesting one.
Wine THEN coffee. That is a bath people
My boyfriend got me this tray for Christmas last year, and I've gotta admit that it's sturdy af. Granted, I don't go all out like these stock photos... but it does hold my laptop and water 😂
That looks relaxing af
Jesus. Doesn't anybody masturbate in the tub anymore? All that crystal and crockery could be a major safety hazard.
They got major point right - women watch something and drink booze while doing bath. And this making perfect sense.
Cold drinks, hot bath: yr teeth will break
Someone in my craft beer group said she brings food with her while she soaks in the tub and she posted a pic of a big plate of loaded nachos she’d placed on the toilet lid and I’m still traumatized.
Omg. Please let this not be true, please. Please.
Nooooooo‼️
Is that wine AND a cappuccino
I hope that is gin she’s got marinating, otherwise it’s completely ridiculous.
If she drank all that, she would eventually be bathing in pee
A must scroll through here @sarahkcottrell 🤣
Bet you don’t drink coffee
Wash? Really I have no idea.☺
Who even *needs* a bath tray when styrofoam take out containers float?!
A VISIONARY
A wee glass of red wine floats nicely too...
You MONSTER, it would get hot in contact with the water. What are you, american?!
I’m sorry @kirstZwurst, I have to second this... though I do always bring wine and hold it or precariously balance it on the edge of the tub.
Although they’ll clash with the perfect esthetics of the tray and environment, there are these
Wine Tumbler Double Walled Vacuum Insulated Tumblers Stainless Steel Beer Glasses Stemless Coffee Mugs with Lid (White, 12 oz)
Kitchen & Dining
amazon.com
Well ... sure. Why though? I mean what is so wrong with glasses that we have to get these? It's so simple:
1/ Open the bottle
2/ Pour the wine into the glass
3/ (Optionnal) Get undressed
4/ Get into the tub
5/ Drink the wine
6/ Place the glass on the side of the tub
Me at reading #3
He he.. far from it but I am Z Wurst.
Metal bowls of popcorn float. Not that I know this from personal experience or anything. 🙄 Also, popcorn is an excellent medium for newbie chopstick practice. #LifeHack
I was about to ask how you eat dry foods in the tub. Chopsticks are genius
I take no credit for this idea - I know many programmers who enjoy popcorn this way while coding!
Madam, you have changed my life
You’re living in 3019 😮
Instant follow
Jesus Christ! Let some water out of that tub!!
🤣Right!? I was thinking the same thing!🤣
I prefer to live on the edge 😂😂
So does the water apparently
WHO EATS IN THE BATHROOM? 🤢🤮
Virtually every woman who ever takes a bath longer than 10 minutes... 🤷🏻♀️
Ingenious! And if carefully handled, they can then be reused.
🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌
This is literally why I love you 😂🤣😂 #smartcookie
Preaching questionable life hacks since 1991.
This changes EVERYTHING.
So I can add "comfort multitasking bathing" to "sexy bathing" as not really a thing? 🤨
Who would ever have a breakable glass in the bathtub? Or something that stains as much as red wine?
Or all those electronics?!
As a former plumber, once paid handsomely to fix this, I concur.
Real time bath caddy reality. Though not gonna lie, the blue martini would be a splashy addition...
How long are you going to be in there, that seems like an awful lot of reading material unless you speed read. Also I’m very intrigued by The Pope of the Chimps
How long depends on the book. I always keep a spare book handy. And Pope of the Chimps was an interesting read.
This thread!!! 😂😂😂
Whut? I’m in the hot tub eating fruit tarts & writing my law n order slash fan fiction!
Electronic devices and bathtubs? Nope. I'm a clumsy ox and I'd knock them in the bath straightaway.
What's that gurgling? Oh, nothing, just an iPad and two phones dying a watery death in my latte-tinged bathwater.
Am a woman and I have no idea what we do in the bath
frankly, just looking at this is stressing me out.
😂😂😂😂👌🏼 been reading these responses for half an hour 😳🤷🏻♀️ and that’s the first one that made me burst out laughing 😂
Wait. What???
When these people start designing dashboards for autonomous vehicles I will be there.
Will there be a conveyor belt version?
Look like they'd just get in the way while you're trying to rub one out and all your stuff would end up in the water
this thread is hilarious 🤣
wait, what do women do in the bathtub?
From what I gather*:
2. bathe (obvs);
but mainly …
1. endeavour to hide from other members of their households.
[* I don’t have problem 1
I’ve heard this! Moms need bath trays that open a portal to another dimension.
você vai me entender nisso
It's bloody sexist.
Not one shot of a man in a bath balancing his lawnmower on the tray as he replaces the blades or cleans the plugs...
Have been a shower devotee ever since my grandmother referred to bathing as 'stewing in one's own juices'.
I just shower before so I'm clean and in clean water.
My mom never allowed us to take a bath. ""Why would you immerse yourself in water infused with your body filth? Take a shower!"" she said.
She and my grandmother clearly read the same things!!!
The ultimate bath time luxury is being able to reach the hot water tap with a toe.
Oh. My. Goodness. I have been living incorrectly. You have given me life 🤣🤣🤣
Why does she have coffee AND wine?
That is too small for the lasagna tray.
This thread is hilarious, but what’s even more amusing is that, bar the flowers, the first image is pretty much spot on for my (Man) friend’s bathroom. He’s well known for his wine holding Bath tray complete with candles & film watching!
#FYourGenderStereotypes
Well THIS ALL MAKES SENSE IF THIS IS WHAT MEN ACTUALLY DO
The photoshop is killing me.
I HAVE THIS BATHTRAY! I mostly use it to do work / watch lectures + cup of water. Inspired by the ad photos, I admit I’ve tried out wine and candles too 😂 But no salad or flowers 🙃
Idk this looks a lot like my baths
Anyone else feeling i little distressed look at this pics and imagining the preson slipping and dropping all of this in the bathtub(specially the electronics)
The tray ought to hold makeup things if the woman is to look as pretty as in these ads. Otherwise, it will look as if she is having a bath.
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I am just amazed that all these women fit into their bathtubs. I have to choose 30% of my body to be cast out of the bubbly warmth at all times.
(The secret is to get one of the plastic things off amazon that blocks the drain so your bath fills up as high as you want it to!)
To cover the overflow? I would rather just have a nice deep tub.
You get incentive when you rent :)
* inventive dammit
Ditto. 5’10” and have never found a tub that I could comfortably luxuriate in.
Ever Google "Japanese soaking tubs" and daydream?
I'm strictly a shower girl now but when I took baths I just read a book.
Glad to hear that, both for anti-creep reasons, and because I've wondered if I'm failing my wife in some way by taking her word at face value. It's good to know she's telling the truth, and really doesn't want to take vacations in the bath tub.
I would be that self sabotaging binch who knocks over the candle into the tub and set my whole self on fire
Clearly not targeting #mothers .
I'm impressed by how the person photoshopping this truly believed that the tea lights balanced perfectly on the curved surface of the rim of that tub would be a believable touch.
As someone who photoshops for a living I can assure you it wasn’t the designer making that call
Pull- out drawer for the actual item you might need—the soap?
Shouldn't this be directed at the gay community, kinda feel like they'd be into it.
Red wine and coffee don’t mix
Best thread EVER 🤣
Charlotte could you top up my Pinot Noir please?
OMGOSH!!!!! 😳
Now Murat had a skin condition by which he was really really itchy unless he was in water - poor fella
This is brilliant!!!
Same. My bath consists of LEGOs, all sorts of construction vehicles, kinetic sand and at some point Curious George stuffed toy. #ToddlerLife
The cat likes to sit on mine
Indeed!!!
Exactly, or the bath toys left by her kids.
So glad to know we aren’t the only family with baths full of legos 🤣
In my house it is naked barbies, but I am right there with you.. relaxing and wine filled, it is not!
*Naked barbies that smell like old bath water
Wow I got the same bathtub
We get my little ponies from the blindbags.
The accuracy!!!! It BURNS! 😂😂😂😂
Bleach gel on the mold ASAP!
Just about to jump in the shower, do you mind getting out of my bathroom. Oh, wait.
#sharedreality
Mic drop
who doesn't want to play with the shark and re-enact JAWS when in the bath
We had dinosaurs and lizards.
That looks about right. #lifewithkids
Oh wow, that brought back memories! A real pain when the mini-figures get stuck in the plughole though...
As long as that's the only place they get stuck .
Massive upgrade. Winning at life.
OK now I’m going to buy this tray. You totally convinced me. This is perfect for bath toys.
I was dying at the fantasy trays, but the real one has me gasping 😳
you guys allow teeny tiny drain clogging legos in the tub? Hiding this thread before my kids see it.
This gives me about an hour of uninterrupted time because he can play. I put a screen thingy over the drain.
Ha ha I am so with you on this Tracy! Except my bathtub is full of teeny drain-clogging princess shoes and sparkly things. They'd never get in otherwise! 👊
I need to find one of these screen thingies you speak of
Ahhh! Thank you! 😘
I want legos in my bath!!! Didn't even think of kids when I first saw this.
The only thing better* than stepping in LEGO while walking through a dark house is stepping on LEGO while naked and wet in the shower.
*more rage inducing
Lego floats
tub shrooms, highly recommend!
Lego, cars and dolls here
YOU WON.
Oh hey look, it’s the setting of the next @TheLEGOMovie
Lol in my house it’s littlest pet shop town
This is 100% accurate.
I can’t stop laughing! Last night as I got into the bathtub, my husband came in, eating a pop tart, dropping so many crumbs my golden retriever followed him, eating off the floor. Reality is no spa day. 😂😂
This is so real it hurts
😂😂😂 YES
The moldy grout is a nice touch...
Yeah, like don’t you check your photos before you put them online? I cannot stand seeing moldy grout! Not in my house!!!!!
LOL. Several years ago, I had a client whose former spouse was awarded the former joint residence, and subsequently tried to haul my client back into court because the bathtub had moldy grout.
I’m more trying to not slide under the water.
So true!
Pour some vinegar on that mildew; let it sit for 20 minutes to kill the “roots,” then bleach it. If that doesn’t eliminate the stain, buy some grout paint.
That's the tub tray my kid remembers!
Bath time i gave my young son a cup of vinegar and some baking soda in those tiny medicine cups all with a drop of lighter food coloring hidden in the powder. When he added a small amount of vinegar WOOSH! Magic green or pink foam! He called it "making potions"✌Clean fun😁
Yay! Great minds think alike. I mean, an undressed salad has no place in anyone’s life. 👍🏼😁
What kind of a parent lets kids play with super expensive lego in a tub. Crazy I hope your drain has a screen.
What kind of parent lets a child bathe in a moldy bathtub
🤣🤣🤣I did not see that coming but is SPOT ON! 🤣🤣
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OMG!!!!! @ArtDecider Thank you. I’m a huge fan & this must be what it feels like to win an Oscar!!!
This was truly earned, you should be proud.
Be careful though, when i was 5 i had a motorized playmobile boat that i begged my mum to let me playwith in the bath, unfortunately my manhood got caught up in the motor, it hurt ALOT!! (Pictured: the motor that chewed my manhood)
Omg! My next bath!
Looks like the one we'd have the most fun with, love it!
But this is yours @ProfKimball 🤣🤣
Muscle men instead of legos. But the kid wants cheese n crackers too. Lol.
Yes girl yes
The most realest bathtub tray
Explain parenthood in one photo... 😂
Ok this one could totally work for the kiddos. This is actually based in reality if you are a parent.
YES! That looks more like my tub
The one time I used my garden tub In my previous house, I literally took the center extension piece of my kitchen table out and put it across my bathtub. On it was a bottle of wine, a chocolate orange and my ipad. DIY and classy AF.
I think I only ever used my garden tub to bathe my kids when they were little.
I am INSPIRED to do this now
Its all fun and games till she reaches for wine/latte and knocks over the tealights and sets the bathroom mat on fire.
I’ll never be able to use one because I don’t have an iPad. I FEEL JUDGED
Those side trays they think we put scrubs and lotions in? I use it to store jellybeans so I can eat them as I bathe.
😳 This is brand new information for me!
Red wine *and* coffee? PICK A LANE, KAREN
Well, yes...that would be a road with two lanes (on each side), and you have to...pick one...
Your real name's Karen, isn't it.
I'm still stuck on the painting nails while crunching granola then trying to dry off...
I just use an unfinished plank. Works just fine.
I'm getting a starfish though.
I feel like you need this in your life right now. Enjoy.
I’m certainly not above double fisting wine and a mocha (?) but even I haven’t pulled that off in the tub
It would appear that the last thing anyone does in a bath these days is actually have a wash! This a a triumph of marketing 👍
I thought about getting one and realized I barely have time to take a shower in peace so I set my countdown timer to 12 years 3 wks 3 days for when my youngest kid GTFO of my house.
Bed Bath and Beyond will be sold out tomorrow!
Is wine and coffee together a thing? What is this? I don’t understand anything anymore.
The best bath accessory doesn’t need a tray: cognac in a large snifter. You let it float and the bathwater brings it up to the ideal drinking temperature!
Now that’s the kind of joined up thinking the world needs.
Yeah I always see this on tv. Like a woman reading in the bath. Do People actually do this? Does the book not get wet? I can’t do anything in the bath. I just lie there until it’s too cold to get out the water so I continue until I muster up courage to get out
Stock photography must be very entertaining
I like my bath with bubbles and a mug of ice cream...
At least set up an omelette station she's just sitting there
I watch netflix with my laptop sitting on the lid of the toilet and a mug of hot cocoa sitting on the ledge of the tub because I’m keeping it real.
They also seem to suck at Photoshop.
Like I'm gonna put my expensive tablet anywhere near soapy hands and bubble water, lolololol.
Looks dreamy! Nothing better then a tray for the bath tub so I can put my beer there while I watch a movie on my phone.
I'm a dude and I would 10000% buy the shit out of this.
Coffee *and* wine? She's going to become terribly dehydrated.
Definitely agree
Th didn't watch the shape of water clearly that's what some of us do..
Vase of flowers?? How long is she planning on being in there??
Hold on; I’m in the bath and my battery died 😂
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Four candles...🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️
Just imagine drinking that glass of wine straight straight after gobbling hot chocolate
The precarious balance of those electronic devices I'd making me *very* anxious. 😂
Only thing I would like is the wine! Happy to be by myself most of the time, definitely no screens! Hazardous!
See all I can think when I see this is whoa what a fire hazard. Hope the hairs not lacquered and one should never burn unsheathed tealights on the side of a bath #meltinghell #firesafetyfirst
Great use of the word “unsheathed”!
Bath time . Good for zone out moments , washing ones bits and bobs and playing the effervescent game of cooked natural bubbles .
I’m very worried about that what might happen if the iPad topples over...
I personally can't get through a bath without an assortment to flowers to look at and some sports playing in the background. It also just seems like the really good time to moisturize! 🙊
the lemon on the rim of the red wine....
Yeah I’m a non drinker but I don’t think I’ve ever seen that before
If they’re trying to invoke the image of sangria, they’re doing it wrong.
You have a lot of letters in your bio that don’t seem to spell any recognizable words and I’m intimidated
I’m from the IBM world, the home of TLAs (three letter acronyms) and worse. This is why we can’t get new blood into mainframes. We need to recognize this and work around it. </not exactly sarcasm>
Haha, I'm also a non-drinker, and guilty of googling it to check if it's a thing. :p
🍋😂🍋😂🍋😂🍋
And a detached soap thing
Great thread
She applied make up and had her hair done up so she could take a bath? this seems excessive.
Where the heck are the teenager’s trainers that are normally in the bathtub? I need a tray for those and a small bowl for the toenail clippings.
She could invade Russia with that lot.
This is real life, what real Moms do.
they’re all probably white men but ok lol
The big question is: what DO they (you) like now that we know what you don't like.
Wash? Maybe read and soak?
this thread wins today......👏🥰
This is what I think you're doing @FionaWaddingham - especially the cheese.
Why are they wearing so much make up and everyone knows that after a long day you just drink wine from a plastic cup to drink it faster
I just wonder how long before the right side slips into the water...
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My other half got me a bathtub tray for Christmas. I swear all it's done is hold a wine-glass and an iPad and stop me getting near the taps when I wanted a top-up.
Yeah I don't know why you would need one. Cadbury fingers trays float, so do polystyrene boxes.... Put a glass on the corner of the tub - bottle of wine on the other while your laptop sits on the toilet playing your fave play list or film.... Not that I've ever done any of that..
This is a fire hazard. hazards. The whole thing is a hazard of hazards.
I don't need/ want one of these - I don't wallow I just "wash & go"! I have been known to fit a bath into an ad break! Read the book AFTER the bath, in cosy jimjams sipping a G&T!
They can hardly put a dildo in the picture
(nightmare. hate soaking. hate bathtubs. have a shower - in and out efficiently. also: who has the time for this?)
Hot bath + hot coffee = OVERHEATING!
How did she get a perfectly poured latte with s heart into the tub without spilling it all over the place? 😂
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😂😂😂Bah quoi moi par exemple je chante et je tweet 💁💁
Tu pensais à quoi?
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Where is the box of tissues for all the crying? 😂
They don't fucking well drink coffee
Soak or does it start with an m?
Also those candles be way too close to her head
Wait, doesn't *everyone* do these things? I mean, I don't, but I figured it's because I'm a psyo.
*psycho (I was literally falling asleep when I wrote this)
Wine AND hot chocolate?!?!?!
Next level multitasking
When do you light the candles? Before or after you get in. I’ve always wondered this
this thread
Dont have a tray...but I do enjoy a cup of coffee/tea whilst having a good old relaxing soak in the tub...oh yes and music in the background...bliss
Coffee and wine, madam? 🤣
You’ve been bathing wrong your whole life.
The logical conclusion is any activity can be engaged whilst in the bath. One has to wonder why they haven't showcased ironing in the steamy atmos. I shall now flee the country in a forlorn endeavour to find a repair shop for my irony meter.
Brilliant thread!!!
I thought that was the new first class seats on @emirates
Bathing without floral arrangements=clearly pointless. (Lattes without wine=same.)
nobody's a little scared of smartphone-related self-electrocution? and yes, wet books?
and still not cheese on toast being represented...
They have absolutely no idea 🧀🛀😍
I'm speechless...
I want to know how many images this was made up from?
Every item looks ‘shopped
I'm always fascinated by the candles *behind the back* and *close to the hair*.
this thread 😂💕
Absolute gold 😆has given me some serious bath inspiration tho
I like the peeping creep’s loafers. Very stylish, for a creeper
He's not peeping. In some not-quite-specified way the good-looking male was supposed to be summoned by adding Badedas to as bath.
In this era, a similar effect for men came from smoking St. Bruno, but you got a harem you had to pick from.
Oh yes, silly me. Someone else posted one with a Ouija board, so summoning seems to be a more common bath activity than I was aware of
This is hilariously funny @planetmicroeco
2 products, ha ha
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Madam farts in bath. Manservant Wattle returns five mins later with a water bottle. What’s this, asks Madam. You asked for a water bottle madam. No I didn’t. I distinctly heard you say, GetMeAWaterBottleWattle.
I must admit I have one and have my iPad and a glass of wine on it!
I feel you’ll enjoy this
Looks like such a relaxing bath set up! Can’t wait to drink coffee AND wine for no reason
Basically, she's drinking coffee AND wine, which is going to mean she will have to clamber out any minute, with all those bubbles clinging to her, to have a pee. Not to mention she is about to destroy her laptop with her wet hands. At least it will be easy to water the plant.
Or men.
Definitely shocked at how I have only just realised how much I need a bath tray in my life.
Llooool ffs you ain’t gonna use that shit
You Sir, are a shower guy. Personally, on a Sunday or Saturday morning, nothing like a bath. A tray would just enhance my experience haha
Doesn’t make sense, while you having your bucket bath bare water will be splashing on the iPad
Lmfao @ bucket bath. A soak, like in the images. Bucket bath is extinct over here....
Loooool I’m gassing
So what do women actually do in the bath? Don’t leave us hanging.
So many candles. If I had just one I'd end up setting fire to my hair and the shower curtain. Also the towels. The stress of it. I'd have to have my husband sat on the loo with the extinguisher.
FFS a bath is to wash yourself, a bath enables you to clean and keep clean. That’s it!! If you decide to do other things in the bath that’s pure self absorbed vanity. Bath manufacturers make baths to facilitate the cleaning of oneself that’s all.
Wine AND coffee. How long is she planning on being in there?
😂😂😂 thanks
it damn mess lol
Manny from Black Books pioneered most of this:
Black Books
Manny in the bath
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The way the electronics are leaning precariously over the bathwater in every pic is driving me mad.
Humanity is getting weirder .
I’ve thought it was gonna stop .
If I had one of these someone would just dump the washing up and the ironing on it and assume I was multi tasking while bathing
Do iPads float?
Love it!!!! I’ve been a fan of the bath tray since way back, when they were just a flat piece of whatever material, you could afford, across tub
So if I buy one of these bath things what should I put in it?
These tablets and phones hanging precariously over the edge and the terrible photoshop is giving me anxiety.
I grew up in a tiny house with 1 bathroom and 4 sisters. Thankfully, they bathed quicker than this.
It's missing the space for the plugged in toaster I like to have for fresh toast.
I think Mum had a pale yellow one in the mid 60s
This bath tray is all set to binge watch Outlander. Drinking game included - every time someone sips whiskey you're good to go
Winner right here.
Isn’t that one of those magic eraser cleaning things in the second picture? That doesn’t seem very relaxing to me, nor does the RELAX in big bold letters in the third pic. It seems shouty and like it would be putting pressure on me, which would ruin the whole thing
I thought it was a bar of soap🤷♀️
@leringrounds This thread 😂
Think they need to rethink the stuff we do... Can't bend ur knee to shave it with that tray in the way 😂
I made the mistake of being in the middle of drinking a cup of tea when I started reading this thread. #messy
I’m sure you saw this bust just in case. I figured you’d want to know you’re doing bath wrong.
Wine AND coffee? So you can bathe drunk and wide awake!
read this thread, I feel you’ll appreciate it 😂😂
How come her hair isn't wet... Not much of a bath if you ask me 🧐
My hair would have caught fire before I’d managed one sip of that perfect coffee 😉
Um post que grita @tosquista
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Lol keep the wine. Ditch the coffee
What's going on at the edge of this bathtub though?👀
hilarious, how does she keep the bath warm for that long!
Hilarious threat!!!!
You don’t carry your freshly made cappuccino to the bath and set it on the bathtub tray next to the wine? Odd.
Book and a waterproof vibrator. Boom.
Dan, it’s the 21st century. Kindle with vibrator app 👌
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
They fit Chinese trays pretty well... 😂😂
I mean I usually have a tea, sometimes a glass of wine as well, a bowl of chips and YouTube 😂
My wife plays on her Switch.
This thread is brilliant lol
To be fair Cadburys had a weirder take on bath time ladies.
Cadbury's Flake - Bath (1992, UK)
Model Rachel Brown is the Flake girl in the extended cinema version of the 'Bath' ad, where she is too indulged in her chocolate to notice the flood she's ca...
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the only thing a bathtub tray would do we any good for me is so can I grab onto it when I accidentally start dozing off
Who would ever have a hot drink whilst having a hot bath???
You get it all wrong! It is not for the time being in the tube. It is build for the tiny houses, so that you gain a little more space for your red wine, because the kitchentable is already occupied by a glass of 🍺!
excellent thread
Now you know what I need in my life
Salad in the bath?
All day errrrr day x
I hope that bun doesn't catch on fire...
well, honestly, I kinda do.
Cappuccino & wine...... together ....... 🤭🤢🤢🤢
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The only thing better than a latte and a bath - is a latte and a bath with a glass of wine.
Well, but I have to say, when I was a roughneck kid growing up taking a bath in a 7K house in a bleak steel mill town in the 1960s, this is exactly how I did it. Every Saturday night.
i feel like you'd enjoy this thread
This whole thread makes me wonder why I don’t multitask at this level in the bathtub. It’s like I’m not using it effectively.
What I really want to know is how the water stays hot long enough for these women to eat all the food, drink all the beverages, and watch YouTube videos while simultaneously checking their social media.
I am DYING to know how I can keep my bathwater warm longer.
I get and like your “comforting” insight
Eye 👁 opening 🧵. Ladies wot bathe 🤫😳🧐
Who in heck would risk 2 very expensive elecronic devices & dousing themselves in coffee, wine, salad & possibly shattered glass if they raise a knee too far or reach for a bath brush? Just not too bright!
I'm a mother. I'm thankful if I can take a shower... Just the time to wash my self... Without interruptions? Wow, that's a real luxury.
She could stay in for hours with that last one...she'd have to refill with more hot.
Coffee, wine, makeup, and phone surfing? Multitasking.
crying
This whole thread has cheered me up 🤣
It is also very smart to get the maximum concentration of your gadgets in such a proximity to water.
Life hack: kid’s plastic sippy cup for your wine. They owe you the use of that at least
Too funny.
People are dying of thirst and hunger
This was the realist photo I could find, but even then I have no fancy bench it’s just sitting on the bathroom counter so I can wat h @parksandrecnbc
She's got suds over her chest, but not the same amount over her legs? Do votive candles really stay on the rounded edge of a tub?
Too good to balance your iPad on the toilet lid like the rest of us?! 🙄
Is that a toaster tray?
Brilliant!
By the time I got all that set up, I'd be done in the bath.
This thread has made my day. My favorite part is that, apparently, it is now necessary to have at least one electronic device immediately at hand, but preferably both a phone and a tablet, even when "de-stressing".
It does seem counterproductive!
They're all either looking at the home screen or the wallpaper on the tablet.
same as "buy a #8bit home computer to keep your cooking recipes / finances organised!"
Damn a coffee & wine
What do we do?
The reality of plucking, shaving and “does that look normal?” wouldn’t sell such a great fantasy...
read the whole thing
You’re the first person I thought of, this is targeted to you
Who the hell drinks wine and a latte simultaneously?
Also is she okay?
Hahahahahaha
Does she have someone at home who is perfecting her latte art? Or is she bathing at a coffee shop?
I only drink gin in the bath 😂 (but I have been known to eat pasta with it...)
At least one screen on every tray and not a single book.
Have to stop reading this thread as laughing too much as my 1yo sleeps in the sling, might wake her up 🤣
There's something very Uncanny about this picture. I looked at it and immediately felt strange
Wine AND a scorched latte
With coffee AND wine? Is she spending the ENTIRE day in the bath...morning to night?
Oh I was supposed to keep that weird cloth thing that hangs over the book/tablet prop? I’m totally doing it wrong.
Where’s the tray to hold my dildo
And they really suck at Photoshop
My wife: "What is this 'bath' thing they speak of...?"
Maybe they’ve watched “Laura” too many times and still think manual typewriters are fun to operate in the bath? 🤷🏻♂️
does she have a latte AND wine????
I use my bath tray to hold my iPad and a drink. I never knew that I NEEDED that salad, until I saw that photo.
If I am in a bath with my Kindle, it is in a freezer bag so it doesn't get ruined if I drop it, and I don't have all those drinks because then I would have to keep getting out of the bath to pee.
This sobering practical response is the funniest yet.
So the tray's fake reason is to hold my wine and grapes, but the real reason is to hold my boobs under water?
I enjoyed bathing this way until that morning when I slipped on a rose pedal while clearing the dishes,broke my hip, and damn near electrocuted myself when the waffle maker fell in to the tub.
This is why you should have a servant take care of all this, silly.
I have no idea what goes on in the bathroom when you ladies are in there. Nor do I ever want to find out.
I just enjoy the quiet while your in there. Thank you bathtub tray manufacturers.
Is that Anne Hathaway
def just did a double take too
How long is a bath supposed to take? This is an office.
Also are bathtub models all four feet tall?
My wife was just saying the other day that she can't ever really soak in our standard-sized tub like this, being of average height.
Standard tubs are for children and unusually short people.
Tremendous thread.
I eat pizza in the bathtub x"D
Or muesli. And sometimes drink cocoa. All while watching movies on my phone.
What do normal people do in the bathtub??
This thread is absolutely hilarious
My wife literally takes a glass of wine and her dinner plate with her to the bath. Then she sits there on her iPad doing stuff.
This thread is awesome
Yay!! Good luck tapping that tablet with your wet hands... 😬
Erm you don’t have to do that, it’s easier for you ladies to envision how it works if they put stuff on it. You can put your own stuff on it. With no stuff it would just be a board which you won’t understand the possible utility.
They fact that they all have both caffeinated and alcoholic beverages bothers me so much. Are the women in these ads day drunk or are they trying to ruin their sleep?
Yeah, far more efficient use of space to have an espresso martini.
More room for undressed salads and rose petals.
God I love eating cheese in my piping hot bathtub
I fee like @emiliafart would disagree with the choice of things you put on the tray and maybe the tray itself? 😄
Thread of the day right here!
Am I the only one who doesn't bring $1k+ worth of tiny computers into the big vat of water? #doingItWrong
Realistically, this tray really needs to be gigantic to put clean laundry to fold on while bathing #BathTrayMomsEdition 😎
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Hahahaha - never have a bath without a glass of wine AND a coffee 🤢
I can feel this thread overescalating...
soon we’ll have three-course meals, jazz music and a cheese sampler all on one tray..
you've been doing it all wrong!!
Lol maybe I’ll have an iPad in there but certainly a book, wine, face mask jar and a nail file. Now if someone can invent a bath plant that cleans the tub and doesn’t need a ton of light then maybe a plant will be in the water but if not then certainly Epsom salt & essential oils
this thread
Still Game.
Is this why my GF takes so long in there??? She's essentially spending more time setting up than a maid at Mar-a-largo??
Why do all the photos look like a mixture of the #argos catalogue and @Coldwar_Steve collages?
In fairness, they could only take photos while she was between her Skype meetings.
Diddle the bean?
I'm so nervous she's going to accidentally set her hair on fire with all of those tea candles around her head.
Coffee AND wine?!? Oooooh, what a tinker 😂
😂😂😂😘😘😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😘😂😂😂😂
This is the biggest laugh 😆 I’ll have today
It is a thread of delight.
OMG is it ever!
It's the ultimate in self-care as a purely capitalist exercise...
Does it come with the tub big enough to completely submerge in?
Probably trying on new clothes and taking a shit! Now has anyone seen my mom? She’s supposed to be in here with me!
Who has time for a f**king Bath these days 🙄 It's all about the variable spray shower experience...
As you know, I always take a bath. It helps my arthiritis pain.
In 13 years I’ve had about 4 baths in mine, no window and I can’t stand hearing a fan running 😥
Well, treat yourself next time you visit xx
Coffee AND a glass of red wine? Those pearly whites won't be that shiny for long.
Brilliant 🤣
How can they forget to add a water resistant pillow for a quick power nap? #TheyHaveNoIdea
This thread is a DELIGHT
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I work at Home Goods and they sell that tray so cool
Need one that shows someone making toast on one😂
What do you mean these women fit comfortably in a tub with foam covering their nether regions? I'm happy if I can make it out in one piece without tripping and they have a freaking 5-star meal? Haha great thread love ♡
Personally I prefer my stash of Little Mermaid toys and a vodka tonic but hey, to each their own.
I am worries that she will turn her head and her bun will set alight 😬
Really. This goes way too far. I’d have a martini instead of coffee
Such a good idea
The harder I try not to, my knee is coming up and knocking all that shit in the water for sure.
going to any length to prove you're not masturbating
thanks for retweeting! This thread is what I needed it in my life
My old flat-bliss! I miss a bath (new flat only has a shower 🚿) Wine 🍷 book 📖 candle 🕯 🛀🏼
Is that hot chocolate AND red wine??? 😟😟
This thread is hilarious ❤️
Bottom line for bathtub tray manufacturers: until you can invent one with an automated arm that shaves my legs for me... it’s a non starter.
I want one that washes my hair doing the full scalp massage while shampooing. Otherwise it's a hard pass.
this thread tho
Who has time for baths?! That’s what I want to know
omg I LIVE for baths.
I literally can’t even. I’ve tried. 😳😫
I am that person who has to pay the library extra fines for dropping books in the tub. A lesson I still have yet to learn.
I have not taken a bath in 6 years. Or more. I don't have time to do the math on that.
Laughed so hard I almost spilled my two glasses of wine, multiple pieces of cheese, undressed salads, and waffles into my bubble bath. Thanks for this. It’s only missing one more stock photo with the full Mueller report on display on her bath tray!
I no longer think of you as the queen of baths.
Do follow the thread. It's a hoot!
What’s a bath!! Have not had time for one in years .. 😬🙄never mind prepare all the stuff I need for the bath tray..
I thought women mostly just masturbated in the bath?
Reality of a women taking a bath:
•Young infant that needs a bath too, so this is just easier.
•Shower is broken so they have to use the bathtub.
•In labor
•Postpartum hemorrhoids & engorged so using bath as "medicine".
•Has a UTI & it doesn't hurt to pee in bath.
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Stop! LMAO! How do they get out without EVERYTHING falling in the water???
Wow strong coffee then wine? She's gonna have a headache after that oh wait perhaps that's why so many women get headaches😅
Champagne bottle is missing lol!
All this and MORE.
Thanks to @Jadelynn16
Who the hell eats in the bathroom? 🤢
Probably the same as Men do in the bath but with added bubblebath
This definitely isn't what i get upto in the bath!
Have I been doing it wrong this whole time? 🛀
the terribly obvious stock photo photoshopping really makes it
My favorite thing to do is drink hot liquids while immersed in hot liquid
Replace all that with a bowl of reheated spaghetti, a can of beer and a phone playing classic BritBox Doctor Who and that's me most evenings..
I’m not female so I’m outta my lane here, but if I had a coffee in a bath I’d never not be uncomfortably hot again. Never
It's like Peloton commercials where they put their bike in the middle of the kitchen
Coffee AND WINE? Madness.
THERES A VASE ON IT
the flower pot killed me
What do people use those trays for anyway? I always thought if I got one I would just end up trying to do my school work while I bathed
There's no compartment for a waterproof dildo on that tray.
I too have no idea what women do in the bath... But I do have an imagination 😏
When I do have a bath, I do so to relax. Having my iPad on the tray is just constant anxiety! Catch22 🤦🏽♀️
Thanks to you I now feel I need to buy one, I usually stack my phone, my vape, my drink all on the side. Never thought of taking my cheese and biscuits in with me or my facial products.
What the bloody hell is going on there?! 🤢
And where is the beer and big mac holder sections?
Who are these women who can relax with anything in a bath? You either slide down the side and get your hair all wet, or you suction cup your back to the tub (ouch), or the water level isn't high enough and your boobs get cold. Or am I doing this way wrong?
As an adult I have only once had a bath where I could submerge enough parts of my body at the same time to not be cold, but then the water got cold really quickly and it felt supremely wasteful to run it again so I got out.
Possibly Midwesterners just aren't of the right temperament to have baths and this is why our Scandivanian ancestors had saunas.
this set up makes me think we're maybe one step removed from a keyboard i can practice while taking a bubble bath
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At least it’s got space for my vibrator and my cup of tea
Waiting for the electrocution from her hair dryer.
must make sure to drink up this coffee before my morning wine
you have to read this feed. 😂
I feel you will appreciate this 😂
feel like you’d enjoy this thread haha
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Yes I just liked this 1 sex ago
Ok it woyld be too weird if u tweeted this before seeing this in-depth analysis thread
It’s HILARIOUSSSS’nnn
The one with hot dogs
That trays not realy there is it
What about those of us who like to have our wine & cheese trays, flower petals, lattes, :and ipads in the shower? Do we not count? Do we not matter? 🚿 ❤️
Hey ladies, bath lattes aren’t on the Starbucks menu. Is this one of those secret menu things?
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You should see the male versions. It's really not safe to have a soldering iron in the bath.
Replace the salad with a family size bag of Doritos and spot on I’d say...
Personally, I would never use a tray when taking a bath. I would never have my expensive iPad/iPhone sitting over a tub of water. The only thing I’d want to get wet is me, the washcloth and soap. That’s it.
A lil sip of coffee, a lil sip of Cabernet Sauvignon...
You mock but that is almost exactly what my wife does, only it's a cup of tea not a latte, and she doesn't bother with the flowers or whatever tf those things on her left are.
Oh wait i thought that was a laptop too.
Not a single one of these ladies is smoking a joint while relaxing after a long hard day.
All those iPads too! My SIL took her iPad into the bath, dropped it, fished it out, dried it off and plugged it in to see if it still worked. Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt! Nope. Not now, dearie. Shoulda tried the rice thing first.
I mean. I watch shows on Hulu with a glass of wine. So.
100% serious
I’d fuckin drop my glass or iPad in the water like fuck man
I’llstick to playing with my rubber duckies thank you v much
Jackpot
What kind of heathen has a cup of coffee AND a glass of wine lined up🤨. I like this girl’s style 😏🥴 takin it to the limits
dit draadje, gieren
Excellent thread! What I want to know is why a person with an iPad and two iPhones wants them in her shower?
Clear Shower Curtain with Pockets Screenholder for iPhones iPads Androids Tablets Watch Netflix Games Facetime While Bathing
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This one actually nails it. A glass of red wine, some grapes. A single rose... an already dissolved Alka Seltzer... and surveillance photos of my enemy to scroll thru
coffee, wine,candles,flower, too much shit. all i wanted would be just dam shower.
this thread though
That should’ve been the opening scene of the shape of water, I wouldn’t have felt so embarrassed in front my of the mother in law
Y’all do realize they’re just showing everything you can do. Also are these for women only cuz if not hit me up
I don't know about you but my bath water never stays warm enough to make bringing half this stuff reasonable.
Coffee AND wine?! I've been bathing incorrectly all these years.
Can think of nothing worse than drinking in the bath. It's not big enough to pee in and still feel OK.🤣
please enjoy, and learn from, now you have a nice bath.
Why does your sexdoll need a bath?
read the thread
It's missing a Dildo holder, at least 3.
I'd like to get your take on this @johnroderick
The amount of photoshop for these trays is unreal
wine AND coffee in a hot bath? uh no
Hahaha fantastic stuff
We need to install some sensors in your bathtub so we can serve you better.
I’m cackling and crying. This is the funniest shit I’ve ever read!
I’ve never understood people eating in the bathroom.
It's like they don't know what happens in bathrooms.
I dont have any of these things so this my trouble.i just need a man to wash my back.im in washed and out.but thank you for all your tips.
This is a good example of what the Chinese think Americans do.
Doncha love that she has wine AND a latte? Hmmm, should I have alcohol or caffeine with my lukewarm tub? Answer: Yes.
😂😂😂 this whole thing is perfect comedy
My wife has suggested installing a tantalus by the bath, which I think is an admirable idea.
Love the very small vase of flowers.
Personally, if I find myself in a bath, I nap, cause I have a 4 year old and he is very energetic and I am not.
Oh I thought we were suppose to fall asleep in it
Plus these trays aren’t big enough for the pizza box...
clearly, we all want to light our hair on fire and DRINK ALL THE THINGS!
Wine AND a cappuccino... That's the craziest thing I've ever seen! How long is she spending in this bath? Does she intend to keep adding hot water or is drinking lukewarm wine in lukewarm water something women do now? Have I been womaning wrong? I have so many questions!
Gosh! how do these ladies find the time? #relaxation
Sure, it's all fun and games until your skin starts to prune up.
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Calgon take me away cc @TheQueenBee26
the chain gets more and more ridiculous.
Waffles and hot dogs?! What a dream
I use to have an old plastic tray and I was looking for another one and all I saw where these and I’m like I don’t need all this stuff just a plain tray I don’t need like 20 things to put stuff in or on o.o
Anyone else concerned about how fuckin odd her thumb looks???
which one are you?
Glad it's not the waffles and hot dog one, but I wondered if it would be the electric blue cocktail one 😂
Maybe the latte and empty (read: finished) cup of coffee? I think that's the most likely
Not a woman but I would 100% try to readjust myself and slam my elbow on this and knock everything off in like the first 15 minutes of using it
I looked up one for fun & did not realize it was common to bathe with my phone, tablet, makeup w/ brushes, a glass of wine, a...jar of acorns? &...a pine cone...
Wine AND cappuccino.
This is the most photoshopped thing I’ve seen. Half of the bottom of the wine glass is missing.
Polystyrene take away trays float, just sayin
I once saw a young coot using one as a raft in a park pond.
I swear he was smirking in a supercilious way..
I don't know what at least 2 of those words mean I'm sorry did I mention I'm uneducated
“Coot” medium sized water bird, big feet.
“Pond” big hole full of water.
Great to meet you.
This has been educational and fun, thank you!
Ah yes right after I drink my latte I need my wine.
Bitch got everything BUT SOAP!
I read recently that the bathwater in ads / TV shows always has to be freezing cold because steam would fog up the camera, so that just adds to the deceit. Sitting in a cold bath with a small undressed salad 👌🏻
or menfolk either as oddly enough covered on #StillGame episode 'gadgets' season 7 episode one #classicStillGame @BBCScotland @FordKiernan1
I now want a bath tray. Oh and a bathtub. 🛀
The pictured woman's face is creepy.
Uhhh...I have this tray and this is exactly what I do in the bathtub. I read, have a glass of scotch, listen to music and occasionally have a meal. My record is 9 hrs. IDK what you do, but you are doing it wrong. 😂😂😂 My bath...
Who tf drinks wine and coffee? How long is she going to be in there, and who did the design is she bathing in a Starbucks
draadje made me lol 😂
Hahahaha zo goed
Wine + coffee: nothing like speedballing in the bubbles
Definitely lack of dildos there.
what does your tray hold...
This has jsut inspired me to buy a bath tray so I no longer have to precariously balance my iPad on the side of the bath. Cannot believe I didn't think of this before, forever grateful
I barely have time for a bath from time to time. If I had to prepare a tray like these first, I would never set foot in the tub. I got a tray for a gift. I might put my loofah on it.
All you need is an egg timer. ⏲
So nobody wants to talk about her double jointed thumb? Or was that photoshopped too..
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I saw your tweet and was 100 percent sure that your point was that women masturbate in the bath and the tray would get in the way. So surprised at the responses. Btw, I don’t take baths.
this thread 😂😂😂😂😂
Actually laughing out loud 😂😂😂
This man right here has seriously floated a Japanese takeout box in the bathtub to eat, and it’s way more luxurious.
In Soviet Russia our bathtub trays were what we bathed in
I need!!
But where is the poutine?😂
Where’s the photo of me just barely poking my head out of the water. Not drowning, but hiding. Just hiding in the quiet warmth of a tub. And then me, not responding to anyone who calls my name. And wine. And cheese.
read em all hahahahaha
Amazing
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Cuz it’s probably designed by a man... 🤷♂️
This thread was amazing. Thank you for the laugh. 😂
The logistics of this whole process are scrambling my brain.
I like to bath in the blood of virgins while reading my book and dodging the hot candle wax
Bit intense kate 😲
Nope. Not a good idea...
What do women want? To eat a full meal in the same room as the toilet. I feel so understood.
I have a dog that can't seem to understand that I like to bathe alone. He brings his toys to the tub - then drops them in.
While I'm retrieving toy #1, he's fetching another toy to share. And another.
If I dare to lock the door, he sits in the hallway and cries.
So relaxing.
the comments 😂😂
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Pfft pretty accurate if you ask me, ya need your wine there to wash away that coffee taste and the coffee to wash away the wine taste
So now I’m curious as to what women actually do in the bath if it is none of these things
Does anyone drink hot coffee in the bath?
Imagine the guy version of the bath tray. What would they have for us, a beer and a big screen?
This thing would Immediately stolen by my daughter and would be covered in plastic dinosaurs and dragon. Not to mention those evil bath crayons my horrible sister keeps buying her.
Can we also talk about the monster who put the latte art facing “up” in the direction of the handle? Seriously, raise your hand if you drink from a mug with the handle in the 12 o’clock position.
What you WANT and NEED is something to recirculate the water and keep it at the right temperature... but gently
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This is my bath tray. I use the phone-shaped slot for my bowl of Haribo and I can’t work out how to get into the bath once I’ve put the tray across - it’s a mission 😂
there’s actual haribo in the bowl
which one of these threads is you 😂😂
Y’all don’t sit there with a glass of wine and a cup of cappuccino a cup of flowers with a lit candle right next to your hair? 🤔
Phone and alcohol yes lol
Slightly off topic, but I was at a spa once where they had placed a small plate of two cucumber slices beside the soaking tub. I ate them both...before realizing I was supposed to put them on my eyes. Oops!
This is exactly what I do in the bathtub.
I mean my wife got me a bath tray as a gift one year and I use it basically like the add photos. Glass of wine with a book or screen. Some snack food. No candle though
I love that she has wine and a latte
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I have this exact tub tray and none of those items are on it
It would be difficult to put all that together and keep both the bath and cappuccino hot. Must come with a personal attendant.
Idk she’s looking very happy and satisfied -
Wow. Her tub drain must have a garbage disposal. I’m picturing Kramer and his shower dinner-prep😆🥗🛀🏻
Meanwhile, back at the Chinese factory producing these stupid things, they cannot keep up with the overwhelming demand from the US
Wine, coffee and an ipad; more like burnout
Like those awkward leg shaving commercials. They think we're too stupid to know how to shave our legs without falling down or cutting huge gashes in our legs.
All adverts are FULL OF BS. Ppl just dont notice they are so placated my media these days
Coffee AND wine? She's gonna have to leave that bubble bath multiple times to pee. Unless... 🙃
Do iPads just come as standard with these trays or..?
I just need a place to stow the vibrator
I mean: wine, though.
a whole thread on bath caddies!
Haha, I love it!
What’s most impressive is that she didn’t rattle the coffee cup at all while getting herself and everything into place. No matter where that cup started, it would not end up in my tub looking like that
It's chicken wings right? Ease tell me it's chicken wings or ribs.
Not very relaxing, you've got all those drinks, you're going to have to pee... 2 screens to watch... This is why I shower.
I wish I was capable of being these kinds of women😂 I’m a hot fucking mess in the bath I can’t do anything
Does it have a hairdryer holder? That would be convenient for bath time efficiency. #Metallica #ridethelightening
I love the designs in the lattes. It’s like there’s a barista living in the next room.
I thought you would find this thread funny @brittanystoess 😂
They don’t care either.
I tried to take a bath and drink tea at the same time and overheated
The first two had me laughing but I started to pull out my hair past that
Someone get her a toaster ... and don't forget to plug it in
Not too good at Photoshop, either.
Best thinking gets done in the bath, or on long journeys where you’re not driving
What’s in those little jars?
I’m dyyyying.... mostly bc I literally bought one of these last week.... I’m looking at the picture now of what I bought and what does this even say about me?!?
Well, they can't outright call it a "vibrator and bong tray" but we all know it's implied.
This thread made me giggle
I bet none of these women have kids
Wine, Latte, Electronics, a bathtub and me? I would have electronics soup in a a nice wine sauce, with a coffee glaze before my body made it anywhere near the tub! Seriously, that’s coffee abuse!
Coffee AND wine, my favourite Blur song 🤔
I'm all about taking showers. I get in, get clean, and get out. That any woman would actually use this product to such an extensive degree just boggles my mind. That any woman would use it, PERIOD, amazes me. And I'm not even a low-on-spare-time mother; I'm child-free.
Thanks for this thread; the hilarity of it absolutely made my day!
(Also, I am officially dying to see somebody do the ultimate: Trying to eat a four-course dinner on one of those darn things. While putting together a Powerpoint presentation for the office. While also watching some reality TV crap. While ALSO reading Fifty Shades.)
How hard would it have been to take the tray and put it in a tub rather than photoshop it onto a picture.
Well, apparently they think ya’ll put candles on the bath but dont actually light them? 🤷🏼♂️
I just lost 60 minutes going down this twitter hole
I guess if we’re not bathing like this, we’re doing it wrong. 😩
i’ve been missing out on so much
Lol. I knocked one of these things into the tub once, completely wasted. My fancy bath latte and tiny undressed salad, at least my ereader was water proof.
I didn't know the thread was going to go on for that long but I was wheezing through every moment of it
omg is this an insta account?!? “tub tray” should definitely be an insta. 😆👍
this thread was made for you
Coffee AND wine? What fuckery is this?!
There should be a dildo and chicken nuggets on the tray.
Which leads to the question, when women are in the bath, am I wrong in assuming they bathe? Help me out here.
Real life:
"Okay, I've got ten minutes max before a kid screams they NEED this particular bathroom. Still gotta shave. I'll just sit on this bath tray..."
No ashtray! What good is it😡
🤣🤣🤣
They don't even have a candle, and fancy soap!..... which is what I have when I take a fancy bath.
Coffee & wine?! I’m glad the toilet is close.
I'm also like: is there a barista in the bathroom with her? Because how did she get that latte??
I love the look on this lady’s face . Like she accidentally took an extra Ritalin .
Female privilege 😂
I just learned there are bathtub trays. My life is forever changed.
But seriously. My sister launched her career from an episode involving a bubble bath, a glass of wine, and The Access Bible. 25 years later and shes still at it. freelancemom.com/yoursuccess.htm
yo perfect for tub snacks
You have to say she looks pretty stoked by the whole thing. Who are we to judge?
This thread is beautiful. now if you need me, I’ll be enjoying my small salad in the bath 😂😂
Roxanna coldiron
I thought this post was about masturbation. I’m sorry
The only right way to take a bath is as fully submerged as possible. Including hands and feet. Hot as possible. You do not “do things” in the bath. Except meditate or let your mind wander.
Thank you for this.
The tray has both wine and hot chocolate....
Hmmmm.
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