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My wife, date night after 3+ months locked up on quarantine. Waiting for shredded cheese as it’s the only way she can eat fajitas. We’ve asked 4 people, going on 18 minutes now. Just unreal at Allen, TX location. We gotta quit blaming #COVID19 for crappy service.
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hey whats up wife
this is why she left you, harold
dude i totally get it i also have shredded cheese on fajita disease and this is literally worse than racism
Omg I was this many days old when I found out I apparently also have shredded cheese on fajita disease! Thanks for the diagnosis. Is this like some kind of extreme lactose-tolerance?
Lactose on fajitas dependency! Gotta try it myself, sod it, the intolerance and its consequences
She’s literally so super lactose-tolerant that she can only eat things covered with cheese. I can relate.
I too have cheese on fajita disease but I’m not gonna just... tweet it out.
Extreme lactose-tolerance 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
it’s also worse than a global pandemic
I’ll get on it, just let me solve every real problem in the world first.
“The Shredded Cheese on Fajita Disease” sounds like a newberry award winning children’s book
“it’s the only way she can eat fajitas” 😂
hope they hock a ‘rona loogie on your plate, entitled babies.
I'm sorry it's my fault we saw your shredded cheese on the counter and my wife took it because it's the only way she can eat Nutella crepes.
This is just to say
I have eaten
the cheese
that was in
the icebox
and which
you were probably
saving
for your fajita
Forgive me
It was delicious
so shredded
and so melty
Thank you for this.
You are quite welcome! Nothing I love more than a William Carlos Williams parody.
William Carlos William FTW love this
Thank you!
Thank you!!
love.e.
This thread has produced a Twitter meme / bit hall of fame, a virtual who's who of jokes. I hope we get therapist dialog format.
William Carlos Williams! ❤️
I love me a William Carlos Williams parody, and love to write them.
Awesome.
Thank you!
Bravo! 😃
I’ve reported this tweet for my attempted murder
One of my favorite poets, and one of my favorite poems. Well done.
Yum! Plums and cheese!
This tweet wins the internet today.
Dyyyying. SO funny! 🤣🤣🤣
This is the funniest thread I’ve ever been on. Thank you for your contribution.
Stay home forever. We’ll slide the cheese through your mail slot.
Please make sure you shred it first.
And don't take 18 minutes to do so
Just turn your mail slot into a shredder and we’ll shove a block in.
I like the cut of your jib.
It’s the only way she can eat fajitas!!!!! Is she okay?
She's lactose inintolerant.
If she was my wife she wouldn't have to wait for cheese
hope she sees this
You married a 5 year old lmao
Showing good restraint by not calling the cops over this.
did it come yet
That’s what she said....often is my guess
my wife would never have to wait 18 minutes for shredded cheese. You should be ashamed.
It's so messed up how he's treating his wife. I would get that cheese in 17 minutes, tops
What is wrong with you people? 16 minutes for cheese or your money back.
Look, I am trying to be generous
15 minutes... a quarter of an hour is long enough... i bet they're not even sizzling anymore.
If I get my fajitas and the cheese ain't bubbling, I'm fixin' to start a troubling
if my cheese isn't stretchy, things about to get sketchy.
If your cheese ain’t brain addlin’,
If my cheese remains to be unseen, I will just sit here while catching COVID19.
If my cheese ain’t steamin 🔥 💨 get ready for a reamin 💪😡
buddy now that's eatin'
if my wife dont see the cheeses, you better pray to lord jesus
14 minutes or I'm putting my mask back on and leaving.
Hombre I bring my own block of Oaxacan to the fajita joint and just start tearing it like a phonebook in 2 minutes flat
Now this guy’s got it figured out
You guys are disgusting. Any wait time of more than 15 minutes for shredded cheese should require a weekly cuckhold session with the person of her choosing.
If you’re not getting your wife cheese in 14 minutes, she’s finding it from someone else she told you not to worry about.
Buddy if my wife spends 13 minutes cheeseless, I deserve to have her find it elsewhere. That's on me.
Come on guys, any more than 12 minutes without cheese and my girlfriend is grating me alive.
if the cheese ain't there in 11 minutes, I will stand in the corner while it fucks my wife. It's called being a man
My ex wife once waited for shredded cheese for 11 minutes. Once.
You’re all pathetic... if my queen has to wait longer than 10 minutes for some shredded cheese for her fajitas... im licking the door knobs of every bathroom in that strip mall
I once took nine minutes to get cheese for my wife.
Now I’m single.
My ex husband didn’t get me cheese for 8 minutes. Ex-husband.
i could never respect a man who took longer than 7 minutes to furnish my cheese.
6 minutes ladies, I can do it in 6 minutes.
I will get my wife's cheese in 5 minutes or I will use lethal force
My prenup just has one clause , if my wife didn’t get her shredded cheese in 4 mins she would divorce me
My (ex)wife waited for cheese for 3 minutes once, now she’s with my best friend mike and they’re expecting their first child. Should’ve gotten the cheese sooner. Hindsight is 20/20
Where are my 2-minute men at?
My wife got her shredded cheese in exactly 1 minute. The service was so good she left me for the waiter.
You are all my heroes tonight.
Look what we can do when we work together people
Get this. My last wife didn’t need to even ask for shredded cheese. It came WITH her fajitas already! It’s been 6 years of blissful marriage between her and the waiter and I miss her everyday
Well played.
Sixty seconds… sixty seconds is how long therefore to when she knew why they took hence by do. Cheese.
I have personally Molotov cocktailed several establishments that didn't get my wife shredded cheese within 5 minutes.
"furnish my cheese" sounds dirty
If on a first date I have to wait any longer than 13 minutes for shredded cheese, that is my first and last date with that guy!
smh! my daddy always told me never wait more than 12 minutes for shredded cheese
Nana always said,
“Find you a man who keep a fresh 16oz container of shredded cheese in his glove compartment for emergencies and you have found yourself a good man”
Literally if you need shredded cheese that bad you should bring it in your purse.
I mean, a shredder at least, right?
Then all cheese is potentially shredded cheese. Cut out the shredding cartels.
Good job, you’re on a Big Shredded Cheese watch list now
He ain’t even wait for them to bring her cheese before he decided to eat one lol
right? Couldn't even wait for his poor wife to be comfortable with her meal. High key selfish behavior.
Very. I bet he don’t satisfy her in bed either. Look at that misery on her face. I wonder what’s her @ I’ll show her what a real man can do
Hahahahahaha lord I'm dying
Name checks out.
Damn straight Pal
I salute you
Cry more you baby
Nobody gives a shit
dude just share ur natural cheese with her
IS IT SHREDED?!?!?
thoughts and prayers
Only in Texas
In Florida you’re allowed to unleash an alligator on the owner.
All the time?
I thought that only applies on 4th of July weekend?
And St Patrick’s Day.
Where the judges ask, "Did the deceased need killing?"
Why yes, your honor...you see sir, my cheese didn't arrive on time...the victim left me no choice sir
Don’t say that! It’s Texas. He will probably believe you!
i’m 1000% sure you’re not getting what you want because you were assholes to the server/s. congrats on earning bad service by being a bad customer
I hate to break it to you in your hour of need, but she's not getting an Emmy for her performance in "Cheeseless Fajita Date."
Still hope for that spoken word Grammy though.
lol sucks for you guys. I've got tons of cheese, too much even.. just throwing it in the trash
I hope you are ok. Thoughts and prayers for your shredded cheese.
im going to impress your wife with a 1lb bag of shredded cheese and im gonna bring her back to my place.
You’re gonna get laid like linoleum
It has to be Camembert, though.
Be sure to bring a cheese stick ... just in case, you know.
I don't think he will ever have a shortage of that.
Would have been well worth the respiratory virus exposure had they simply provided cheese
(Possibly sensitive)
Wife, I carry fajita shredded cheese with me at all times. I keep a 40lb bag in my trunk. Leave your ineffectual husband and marry me. You will never have a bad date night again with this boy scout. Also, im packin’.
Is this bullshit real? This can’t be real.
It’s not a joking matter! She couldn’t eat without the cheese! She’s hungry!
they might as well just nail her to the cross at this point
Cheeses of Nazareth
Ugh I’m so sorry
lol no it was good
Damn, you two should work on some routines together. Funniest thing I’ve seen in a while.
I audibly laughed
Haha thanks! I’m a giant cornball
That was very quick, Kerry. 🤗
Did you mean cheesy?
*puts on hat and leaves*
Same. Had to explain my laugh to the wife.
My wife gives me the most judgy look whenever my story derives from twitter. Its brutal lol
Me too.
Me laughing at this
I did too.
Same! 😆
You should be sorry you set the bar so high and there’s really no topping that.
Don't apologise. I guffawed in the UK. Pun's travel.
True story in Ohio. I’m crying. Cheeses of Nazareth 😂😂😂👏👏👏
Do not apologize. It was epic!
We need a good laugh these days. No need to apologize. 🤭
I seriously just spit across my porch
You are the hero we need and deserve.
A perfect tweet
I had a beautiful setup
Never apologize
Don't be sorry. I genuinely lol'ed for the first time all day.
Do NOT apologize for that
PLEASE don't be 😂
OMG, don’t you DARE apologize for “Cheeses of Nazareth”. You made my night.
Appreciating your work down here in Australia 👍🏻
Oh god don’t apologize for that. It was glorious.
Last date (pre-pandemic) was at the Olive Garden
Big fan of this
Hahah thanks
Maybe the best tweet
Our fajita, who art in heaven, cheeses be thy name...
Oh wow 👏
Sorry, that's a follow!
Wow. This deserves a follow. #Bravo
take a bow Miss Kerry. well done by you
Fuck yes.
I love a Gouda joke. (Ruins it for everyone)
Winner, winner, fajita dinner
Underrated tweet.
No doubt! Lmfao!
You winnin'
These are so perfect!!!!
Omg- I LOL’d at that!!! 🤣🤣🤣
Underrated tweet of the year!!!
Champagne tweet!
Well done.
Hahahahahaha
Oh that’s a follow....
I can’t stop laughing at this reply. Bravo!! 👏🏼 😂
Omfg you got me wheezing
Cheez Wheez
For the win
Winner ☝️☝️☝️☝️😂😂😂
Proud of u
You won the internet 😁
Beautiful
Bravo, kerry. BRAVO!! 👏😄👏😄👏😄
Thank you. In these difficult times, laughing uncontrollably at a reply to a reply to a random tweet is really all I have left.
This made me laugh as much as “cheeses of Nazareth”. Amen, absolutely amen.
Same and it’s pathetic but I laughed so hard
Kerry. I think I love you. 😂😂😂
This is a highly underrated tweet 😂
Do you got a podcast to promote, or...?
This was just me after I read your comment. 👏🏼👏🏼
Omg I’m crying
cc @texasinafrica 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭💀💀💀⚰️
You win twitter tonight
Please don’t apologize for this genius
My kinda lady. That was A+ comedy.
Hilarious
That’s a good one
Best tweet today
I read this and said "motherfucker". Well done.
That’s the best I could ask for haha
Shredded Cheesus of Nazareth thank you very much. I've been doing CrossFit and keto, do you have a minute I can tell you all about it.
KERRYYYYYYYYYYYY
Hahah too many margs tonight
Personally I’d argue exactly the right amount
Comment plus Moe in curlers... that's a follow.
You win the internet today!
This reply should be in the Smithsonian
I am so dead!
I just busted out laughing at 11:25 P.M. in D.C., thank you!
😂😂😂
earned follows for garrett and kerry .
may the cheese lord be with you both.
Take a bow
You win the internet today.
Like Stockton to Malone. Bravo!
My heart! Love John Stockton
Bahahaha. Don’t be sorry.
Kerry, congrats on going viral lol
I have nothing to promote bc I’m an uncreative hack but I will ask you to kindly support @RAINN in any way you can. They do incredibly important work. donate.rainn.org/donate?_ga=2.2…
You. Win. Twitter 🎆
A fuckin tragedy....
Ps...I literally LOL'd and have to follow you now..
(Possibly sensitive)
This tweet is extremely my shit.
LMAOOOOO
I was raised in a non-religious house and definitely asked my mom "what kind of cheese is christ anyway?"
obviously Swiss because it’s holey
I will marry you based on this Tweet alone.
Winner. Thank you. This made me spit water everywhere.
Blessed are the cheese graters
You won the internet today! 👏🏻☝️🤣🤣
Cheeses Crust
In Queso emergency, pray to Cheesus
Bravo! You win the shredded cheese!
Father forgive them for they know nothing about cheese
Extremely well played 👍
Cheeses Crisps!
Definitely in the top ten of things I’ve seen on Twitter. Bravo @Kschwenky 👏🏻
Oh shit!
Masterful.
i hate this website most days but then..this.
This ain't it. Wait, it is.
You won Twitter
hahahaha
The lard be with you.
(In the refried beans)
...and salsa with you.
Yoooo this is such a gouda tweet!
Oh, bravo. Capital.
NOOOOO 😭😭😭 I hate you 😂😂😂
Holy shit that was good 🔥
That’s very funny
Cheeseless Christ
Noice!
Oh you are quick!😂
I nearly spat toast!!! The internet is all yours @Kschwenky ALL YOURS. 😂
Nailed it.
OH MY FUCKING GOSH TAKE MY MONEY 😂😂😂😂
Our father
Big cheese in heaven
Cheddar be thy name
When cheddar comes
I will be done
I can't eat fajitas the way they came 🙏
Hardship knows no bounds.
What a friend we have in cheeses
UNDERRATED TWEET
I mean, Jesus WAS shredded 💧💧
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The Passion of the Queso. “Oh Gouda, why hast thou forsaken me?”
Blessed are the cheese makers
I love everything about all of this.
Grow up
That's the look of a satisfied woman
She's gettin' that deep shredded cheese.
Thoughts and prayers.
this is what my wife died of
Underrated........
I’m so sorry
how many times did you take this photo to ensure she looks adequately sad enough before tweeting
Sorry I ate all the cheese earlier when your wife was in the kitchen with me. Would you mind asking her if she’s okay for another round next Wednesday?
What’s her @?
@thatquesolife
Would normally say sorry that the speediness of the people risking their health and the health of their loved ones so you can get some tacos is not up to your standards but you seem like a big ole whiny bitch who turns into a snowflake at the slightest inconvenience.
I’ve worked enough service, retail, and hospitality jobs to know that people who experience “bad customer service” this often are always entitled assholes.
Same! crazy that the vast majority of shoppers have no problem with bad customer service but some always do! It's almost like there is a common thread here!
God I love it when people use the most perfect gif ever. 😍
Gonna be a hell of a ratio, tho.
The real shredded cheese is all the missing clout 😔
Unless she comes out saying she was actually thinking about racial injustice, I’m gonna go ahead and presume she posed like this to get on hubs twitter for cheese likes.
New copypasta
I'm gonna make fajitas for your wife at my house. Extra shredded cheese.
Thoughts and prayers to Karen and Todd
I know some cool Todd’s. Chad is more appropriate. 😂
He made great points about Tucker. 😂😂😂
Borat voice:
UNREAL. somebody call the authorities and get this karen her god dammed queso
Buddy, I'm going to take your wife and go to a real Mexican restaurant.
It’s not the only way she can eat them. That’s not a thing.
Poor baby needs her shredded cheese
She single?
Give it about six months.
Kraft single
Okay, so?
Dude are you tweeting the restaurant you're currently sitting in???
You should pull that fire alarm to alert the authorities of this grave injustice.
Don't worry man, I will pass your fajita concerns on to the Austin, TX Dell Seton Medical Center ICU
Dell Medical Center, Taco Cabana Unit
They’ll be there soon anyway. ICU filled with people who just can’t stay home & social distance. Does the hospital ICU serve shredded cheese on their Mexican food?
I have actually been a patient at that exact ICU, but I couldn’t tell ya
Is this satire? I hope it’s satire
Sadly, I don't think it is.
Ay, k la chingada, carnal.
Sin vergüenza, gringos sucios.
and you thought it was a GOOD IDEA TO GO OUT and INFECT other people while TX is in the epicenter of #COVID19?
Too bad she isn't gay and married to a woman. Her wife, Karen, would be talking to the manager about how not giving her cheese is in violation of her civil rights but she can't tell you why she needs it as it's infringing upon her ADA.
Uhm... He's Kevin. Gender swap unnecessary. He posted, right--? So... yeah.
These people aren't big enough to be allowed out of the house. Also, they're endangering others. It's disgusting.
See the 28th Amendment, I twitted above.
I personally would ignore them and eat my own fajitas while they're hot. Shredded cheese eh?
And she asked FOUR TIMES like they were holding out on her.
Must be a cop.
Oh Portland 😒🙄. #LiberalismIsAMentalDisorder
#DEMTERRORISTS
"LOVE TRUMPS HATE " = Democrat hypocrisy
I HAVE A CHEESMERGENCY
(Possibly sensitive)
Bums don’t deserve views
I don't know what that means!
Sound the alarm!
What a gouda idea!
(Possibly sensitive)
a cheesmergency jhc 😂😂😂
I wouldn’t be the friend I think I am if I didn’t tell you to get over here and get you some of this. READ THE ENTIRE THREAD. It’s truly God’s work.
Why does she look like she’s in a Sarah McLachlan ad for abused cheese lovers? Why is she sitting like that? Omg..
(Possibly sensitive)
I was thinking that too. She thinks this is such an emergency she would pull the alarm
SPAZ ALERT 🤡 Yeah figures from San Francisco 😒🙄
LOVE TRUMP HATES THEY SAY
#LIBERALISMISAMENTALDISORDER
#LIBERALCLOWN
I’d rather have cheese also. But I’d not post shit
I don’t get that part either. She can’t ? Djeez. And yes who the F sits like that in public. It’s not your backyard woman. Sit up straight!
OHH HOW TOLERANT you are😒🙄
hey now don’t bring us into this! that girl is a bitch in any race.
The caucasity
hey, don’t blame the quesadilla. It’s not the quesadillas fault. 😇
Drunk people unable to put more than one ingredient in the tortilla before they potentially burn down their kitchen for a late night snack, and kids under 8 are the only people allowed to eat a plain cheese quesadilla.
Me 😭 I eat plain cheese quesadillas
But you’re not eating for others...let others order whatever they want. What’s with the uppity attitude?
...me too
So do I, it's a nice and simple plate that is really well like here in Mexico. But the seating part, that's the true tacky and childish crime....
Don’t diss the plain cheese quesadilla.
We’re in a pandemic, for God’s sake.
#comfortfood
Plain cheese quesadillas are a staple. Take that back.
Who puts up with this shit from a grown ass woman?
Uh. Wow. Taco Bell drive thru maybe?
She deserves this 🤣🤣🤣
Maybe she would get faster service if she was wearing a mask? Really, nobody wants to get sick for cheese. Please wear a mask when you expect people to get closer than 6 feet. For many its life or death. I see shes really invested in that cheese would've made me cry when pregnant
🤣🤣🤣
I’m gonna use ‘find your own food’ on my kids next time they ask for anything
Um, a quesadilla is literally a cheese taco, at least in Mexico it is.
This lady’s horrible but “plain cheese” is exactly what a quesadilla is supposed to be.
(It’s fajitas)
Was replying to frogerta 👍
Thank you. I’ve been wondering why people started talking about quesadillas. Do they think she wanted to make a quesadilla?
🤔
I agree with most of this. But don’t you dare slander the Cheese Quesadilla
Exactly. She’s flashing the wait staff.
an entire culture
All of Mexico eats cheese quesadillas. That's what "quesadilla" MEANS.
They’ve been LOCKED UP in the comfort of their own home for THREE PLUS MONTHS!!!, the trauma has caused her to forget how to sit on a chair.
Dude why you so mad
100% of Mexicans eat plain cheese quesadillas. Oh and she should put her feet down.
It's the Mexican grilled cheese sandwich. If you're in a hurry or poor or both it's basic. Add some zucchini flower and Serrano and now you're talking...
I make bomb ass cheese quesidillas thank you very much
I love plain cheese quesadillas! Leave the rest of us out of this!
I like quesadillas but always ask for no cheese
Who said anything about a dilla?
Whinger. That's what I saw... And my ex..
I didn’t realize it was a restaurant-the way she’s sitting plus that robe-thought they were in the kitchen
Is it ok that I had one for lunch today? But also bought a California Burrito and had that for dinner
Trump’s Wall cures all ills.
including pouting esposas.
She's sulking lol
OP’s wife seconds after the picture was taken:
My wife accidentally starved to death 3 years ago because I wasn't able to provide an adequate portion of cheese so I understand your plight 😓🙏
Perfect!!! 🤣
Mine starved to death twice!
That’s hard.
It’s kind of impressive.
Mine too. Then she wanted a divorce.
lmao
If I were on a date with my fajita wife I would make sure she got her shredded cheese served in under 17 minutes. It would be simple for me, I would do it easily
This app is so stupid bc this is the stuff that makes me laugh now and when I try to explain it to my husband or kid . . .
but fajita wife had me 😂
Fajita wife guy has logged on
Hell yeah brother
There is no doubt in my mind that I will still be laughing at this on Monday
That fajita wife deserves her no-cheese husband.
Why didn't he run to Walgreens real quick?
Sorry about your grandma but I'm different
Yours is the comment that made me actually laugh out loud.
This is how my cousin from Canada died
I’m Canadian and I can assure you this is a lie. We have free shredded cheese along with our free healthcare and super sexy smart Prime Minister
He is sexy, but no Canadians accuse him of being smart. Youre the first one actually
Well he can do daily live press conferences in 2 languages without a teleprompter.
I’m pretty sure he can walk down a ramp
Also he ran a country AND took care of his own kids without any helpers while his wife was in quarantine. And he can lift water glasses
well yeah. we already know that the bar is low in the US. We're hopeful that our next president can walk down a ramp and maybe drink water. We're actually engaged in "is JT smart?" and you bringing up drinking water as a plus in the column makes me think you've let your bar fall
How did we get here? Did she get her cheese yet?
Yes please stop derailing the cheese conversation This is important.
Seriously. Who cares if our bilingual prime minister is smart? DID SHE GET HER SHREDDED CHEESE?
Smart AND pretty
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's leader. Has she gotten her cheese yet?
Can confirm on both counts.
I guess you forgot you were bragging that your PM can drink water with one hand and like walk down ramps and use words. I mean I'm over here living a Texas reality and you're like yeah JT so smart and sexy and can drink water. You will rue the day we get an Obama again
Ps I’m actually a Jagmeet girl. But I respect JT and he is smart. That’s not even a question
The bar seems to be underground for you....
Stop flexing so hard, damn!
Moist.
Thats what I heard too! Something else about how the general had much better shoes which I think is also a conspiracy.
What a low bar
*You are
Thank you. I didn’t want to be the mean bitch to point that out
But your Tex-Mex is no bueno. 😬 Sorry.
This is hurtful Virginia
I’m sorry. Typical Canadian, apologizing for making sense and stating the obvious facts
It's okay. It's what we deserve
That doesn’t make it any less true.
That's why it hurts
I’m going to resist my deepest Canadian urges to apologize. It’ll be interesting to see if the guilt eats me from the inside out.
But it will be tasty because our guilt comes with free shredded cheese
Then I’m twice damned because of an intolerance to lactose. It’s gonna be a long night.
I’ll take one for the team. That Canadian thing about caring about the greater good
Also: did she get her fucking cheese yet???
I think she died. Very sad. Gone too soon.
Our guilt comes with Coronavirus.
No apologies, we did this to ourselves. And when I say ourselves I mean, white people and racists. You guys enjoy Justin, we're happy for you. (also please invade us hallpp hallppp)
The worst of it is the feeling of helplessness. Like seeing a car accident in slow motion.
Yes now imagine you're trapped in the car
It's terrifying. We're all terrified and pissed and terrified. And furious
Now I feel even worse for not apologizing. 😔
Just be there for us when it's finally over. We love our Canadian neighbors
I thought it was sexy how he approved pipelines through indigenous lands too.
Im very anti pipelines and pro reconciliation. But this about a white lady in Texas loosing her shit over shredded cheese
Really? Yes, we know. But he hasn’t committed crimes against humanity, he’s not colluding with the Russians
Ps: what happened to the shredded cheese fajitas?
Rub it in, why don’t you.
I’m canadian and I approve this comment. 🇨🇦 esp our sexy Prime Minister 😍
I just threw up in my mouth tho.
Yesssssss @JustinTrudeau is absolutely handsome and to boot, he's not the shade of snack food lol. I'm moving to Canada if our snack food wins again btw
I love Canadians❤️
it’s a trifecta we all resent deeply
Texan from about 30 miles north of that restaurant, and I honestly envy the Canadians their cheese, their Healthcare, and the swoon worthy JT. Damn that healthcare is sexy! 😉
Don't forget that some of that cheese goes on poutine.
So sorry. The tragic situation has haunted me since learning about the tragedy.
it’s true, that’s how I died :(
So sad you are dead, cousin
doesnt help that we consider cheese curbs shredded cheese. its a dire situation.
Oh, they’re from Canada? I probably wouldn’t know them. I’ll take you at your word.
ANOTHER family dinner RUINED! Just like you said in your bio! Cheesus Crust!!
Man. I didn’t know you existed five minutes ago and now I hate both of you. Delete your account.
just eat the fajitas you dummy
Wow dickhead go right on ahead eat before she can even get her cheese. Smdh this must be why she DMd me.
Why the fuck would you even ruin that with cheese
We are dispatching emergency cheese and will take your details in a moment but first things first: are you safe sir?
Oh fuck, they didn’t get a refill on their drinks. We’re losing them!
Widdle baby didn’t get his cheese on time. Looks like he needs a safe space
Dude.
lmao
Thoughts and prayers to Ken and Karen
that is fucked
200% chance you don’t even tip, asshole
Wow this is embarrassing for you
OMG please let us know if she survives
Later that night...
If this is fake, it's very funny.
If this is real, it's so much funnier.
Well done, @jsv4!
You should be very proud. Or very embarrassed. Either one!
Oh those pesky 1st World problems. Suck it up snowflakes.
This cannot be real! The person is either just not funny (hopefully) or the most self entitled moron on the planet!
The struggle is real.
what do you mean "it's the only way she can eat fajitas"?
You know, "eat fajitas", nudge nudge wink wink
She just likes cheese. Everything else in a fajita is secondary
Buy her a designer mask to make up for it.
"Opinionated Much?" Podcast DO NOT READ THIS
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. wife I have cheese, hello
Remember, you can’t blame #Covid19 for your shitty mariage. You did that on your own.
The fire alarm is right there behind her.
Just pull it.
Someone will come running.
It’s cool they always bring fajitas out too hot anyways 😂
Correction: You are waiting 18 minutes for shredded cheese because that’s the only way your wife IS WILLING to eat fajitas. I feel sorry for you, man. However I do believe her when she says the only way she CAN come is with another man.
wow. Way to read the room my friend. Even as a joke this is sad.
You probably should delete this you're about to get slammed. And it's deserved.
hey everybody, it's no shredded cheese wife guy
This is so embarrassing for you and your wife. Grow up.
you could’ve made your own fajitas at home!
“We live in a 1st. World Country.”
This is all you gotta be worried about today? SHIT!
Bless you ‘lil heart....
She doesn't need cheese for my fajita
Delete your account.
I have shredded cheese at my house. 😂
did she live
I totally get this, my toddler is also really fussy at times. Tell your wife she was being VERY good to sit quietly for 18 minutes though!
❤🤣🤣🤣🤣 Best reply.
I hope they brought her a coloring book.
She’ll probably complain about only getting a pack of 4 coloring crayons
This truly had me laughing so hard I had to delay my reply for 18 whole seconds 🤣🤣
Imagine going to Mi Cocina and thinking shredded Borden cheese is the problem with your food
I’m sorry this isn’t actually the time to dunk on Mi Cocina.
Get a grip, Richardson Texas 40k millionaires.
They're out to get free shit. Full stop.
A THOUSAND percent
I love how we called in the Lostin fam experts here 😂
My thoughts? It stinks.
Sarah would never.
Naww upper class simps can't get their shredded cheese
Anne Frank is in heaven playing a tiny violin for you.
i think the alarm behind her is what you pull to get the shredded cheese. just an fyi.
How does it feel to be married to an adult baby
It sounds like they’re both adult babies
what is your wifes email
sir do you want me to send her coupons or not
Pretty pathetic.
Karen mode loading...
The only way she can eat fajitas?? Is she four years old??
The only way she can achieve orgasm is being publicly humiliated on Twitter. No kinkshaming!
She certainly looks in need of one
She's into that too.
Right? Why even order fajita's then? Get some enchiladas and call it a day.
Dude, people are dying in our great state. Alone. Unable to breathe or have their loved ones by their bedside.
Y’all are throwing a public pout about...shredded cheese.
“Waiting for shredded cheese as it’s the only way she can eat fajitas”
“We’ve asked 4 people, going on 18 minutes now. Just unreal...”
P.S. I just want to give a shout out to @MiCocina_TexMex because that food looks GOOD 😋
She has a Mambo Taxi RIGHT THERE. She’s FINE. MiCo Mambo Taxis are life. I miss them so much.
For real. What kind of asshole ruins beautiful fajitas with fucking cheese?
Looks good to me. . .now I'm hungry at 1030pm :/
It looks super good
That was my first thought. Man, that looks amazing.
I’m sitting her thinking about ordering from @torchystacos right now.
Except I already ate dinner, lol.
But that fajita meat is too tempting!
It does look delicious!!!
Come on, you can't eat it without cheese. It's impossible.
Any time is a good time for Torchy's!
LOVE Torchy’s! (Hold the cheese!)
It comes with a side of supporting trump, I guess if you want to fundraise his campaign...
Ohhhhh noooooo torchy’s?!
They’re talking about Mi Cocina
Oh hell. Thanks for this.
Ohhhhh that torchy’s tweet snuck in there and I was very sad.
I miss work travel and Torchys :(
How fortuitous for this couple in dire need that there's a Torchy's location nearby with excellent curbside pickup!
Oh heavens, I don’t want them to target Torchy’s too, lol!
Let's hope they're sufficiently ratio'ed to shame them from further dining in during a dang pandemic. 🙏
It’s one thing to think, “geez we’ve been waiting awhile for shredded cheese.” It’s a whole new set of issues when you post publicly about your inconvenience & conflating service quality with a new disease for which humans have no defense. He shows us ignorance & nothing else🙄😳
It has avocado. Good enough!
Who puts cheese on fajitas?
White girls
Would for sure eat there if I could.
I may visit Allen TX just to go there!
I agree! I love cheese but would NOT put it on that food that is delicious on its own!
But ... did you just let that beautiful food get cold while the princesa sulked? That is the crime here.
I wanna give a shout out to everyone that knows you don’t put cheese on fajitas.
They are restoring my faith in humanity, truly.
I’ve been eating fajitas since the 70’s. Never saw anyone put cheese on them
There's a chance they are being ignored by the staff for this reason alone.
If it tastes good, why not? Been doing it for 30+ years.
Yeah, does look good! 😊
Waiting on Trump cheese
Don't do it. This place will ruin your date night if not your life! #wheresmycheese
It IS good! They are usually amazing.
Pretty sure the Pres of MiCocina hosted a private dinner party for Tr*mp in Dallas recently so... 😬
Agreed. I’m adding them to my google maps list of noms
look at that steak I’d be crying for joy just to eat that rn
Meat's cooked perfectly
She’s actually more sad that she can’t call the cops on the person who made this delicious meal so they can come beat him to death for her.
She ought to learn to cook, like a proper american wife
(sarcasm)
I like that you have to say sarcasm@do you don’t have a Karen come after you
I bet it came out sizzling and delicious! I love fajitas.
Maybe you don’t know owner is a big trump supporter who fundraises for him, I’ve been boycotting all of the restaurants they owned...
Mi Cocina Owner Ray Washburne Appointed to President Trump’s ‘Economic Revival’ Task Force
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dallas.eater.com
But that’s where you’d be wrong. It’s super pedestrian.
That's what I thought. Spoiled little bitch. What I'd give to have that meal... ssshhmmee
I was thinking the same thing.
Mi Cocina is garbage. If you like crappy Tex Mex then it a great place.
The owners are trump supporters .
Their brisket tacos are phenomenal, but their owner is a HUGE trump supporter, alas, no tacos for me.
I want to give them a shoutout for making that little baby wait for some cheese.
It looks freaking amazing to me! They are lucky to be sitting there at all considering the damn numbers that are coming out of TX right now. Wonder if that will be the same look she has when she has to wait 18 minutes for a room in the hospital after she tests positive?
Right?! That steak looks spot on.
It's overrated. It's not bad but local restaurants are way better
Yes, it does
It’s not really. Plus the owners are fascists
If only people knew who owned micocina.....
It’s not. The food is always served room temperature, under seasoned and overpriced. It’s Mexican food for people who think ketchup is too spicy.
I mean. Try eating it without cheese, though
Nah Mi Cocina is owned by a huge trump supporter, throw everyone in this tweet in the recycle bin.
Even though it is Tex mex, which is like Mexican food, just not good.
Hell ya it does. How is adding shredded cheese “the only way she can eat fajitas”... that makes absolutely no sense. I love cheese on fajitas too but they’re just as good with none
Yeah, for real it does ?/!
But it's the only way she can eat fajitas!!
Sounds about white.
You know you’re white, right, dummy?
OH DEAR GOD! No cheese... NO CHEESE!!! What have we become??!!!
I'm glad I don't have the "can't eat fajitas without shredded cheese" disorder. That would suck.
What a friend we have in cheeses. #ThoughtsAndPrayers🧀
This guy above is like @BrentTerhune , right? RIGHT?
It ain't about the cheese. She looks like she didn't want to be there in the first place.
Can attest that @MiCocina_TexMex is excellent food at all their locations. However, I cannot even fathom sitting indoors at a restaurant any more. Like maybe in a few years but now? No food is that good.
Yes, the little-known ‘shredded cheese deficiency syndrome’. Karen will surely starve, unable to absorb nutrients without the life-saving cheddar, what a tragedy.
Having a pout about cheese when they SHOULDN'T EVEN FUCKING BE OUTSIDE
Your state is not remotely great.
Seriously thought this had to be a joke, but it appears not.
I thought maybe he was making fun of his wife's disposition by tweeting exactly what she said. That picture is icing on the cake.
Y'all can virtue signal with the pandemic juxtapositions but this is a legit complaint. Nothing more annoying than a meal served without a key ingredient and interminable wait times for service to fix it. I won't recount the absolute horror of my breakfast and the missing toast.
It's the only way she can eat fajitas!
See now...if Trump had really made America grate again, she would've already had her shredded cheese on her fajitas.
😇😇😂🤣🤣
People are also unable to afford food or a home because of unemployment due to covid.
But sure, not having shredded cheese is a real problem... 🙄
Queron said she needs her queso
First world problem
They're comp scammers. Look at his timeline, and there's a post only a week ago whining about what an awful stay they'd had at a Marriott, blatantly angling for a refund. These people are the bane of the service industry.
The restraint shown is remarkable. He did say shredded cheese, correct? I’d be pulling on that fire alarm at the 15 minute mark.
Why are you so bothered by what someone chooses to post? There's always going to be more pressing matters going on in the world. Get a life and keep scrolling, karen
And seriously - after asking FOUR waitstaff to look into it, would you want that spit and cum stained stuff on your fajita? 🤢🤢🤢
If they are still waiting, we are going to cum on her cheese so the waitstaff doesn’t get blamed.
We hope this helps
I sure if she rubbed around her body, her privileged azz could find some stinky cheese.
It’s a scam he runs against Texas businesses. He hasn’t been in for 3 months - here’s an example from 6 days ago
Do you feel the same about wearing a mask? It’s a public pout
"great" 😂
I thought that no shredded cheese was how 45 planned to “Make America Grate Again.”
Leah! Can't you see theyre traumatised? C'mon! Some sensitivity please!
no cheese? I thought this was america smh
Wow. When you think about it, it really does. Stirring
I get it, now. Thank you!
Wow I can't believe how selfish that woman is. She decides to bring up her issues and act as if there aren't awful things happening around the world. She really needs to see what it's like to eat fajitas without cheese and really get a glimpse of true hardship.
Omg, that’s terrible 😥
I can recommend a good divorce lawyer if she needs.
Alternatively, they deserve each other.
He's probably got the same look on his face.
She? If my husband posted this shit instead of getting off his ass and politely requesting some cheese...
Have you tried pretending the fajita is an airplane & zooming it into her mouth? Or maybe threatening that she won’t get dessert if she doesn’t eat them?
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
It was a good idea for him to come to Twitter for help.
Oh no muh cheeses :(
wow that must be like really traumatizing for you
May you never have a satisfying meal ever again
what, you think cheese just comes shredded
Buddy, I’ve got some shredded cheese right over here for her
Is this a joke?
@ jsv4 don't read this
@jsv4 's wife, what's up
Damn, nice flex
Dude is getting cheese cucked now. I love the Internet
Haaaaa!!!
Enjoy being out at all, y'all are going to shut down again soon enough with your plague numbers.
How spoiled and out of touch with reality can you be? What are you, Republicans?
Honey, sit there and look really sad. Eyes down. Tilt your head. Oh they’re gonna be so embarrassed about their shitty no cheese service when I tweet this. We’ll probably get a free meal!
That is definitely a 'FFS, he is complaining again' face. That food looks amazing.
she looks like she already knows and regrets what she's gonna have gone viral for
Ima put it on him I think she’s like holy fuck why did I let him drag me out
Doesn’t look good for the part of date night that matters more than shredded cheese.
I’m thinking it’s more of an “I regret this marriage” thing.
CHEESE? YOURE CRYING ABOUT CHEESE? STFU.
The look you give your husband when he nuts after a minute and a half and you once again have to fake it
nice wife bro 👍
Looks like you already started eating though
I wonder if he got shredded cheese
I bet he stole her shredded cheese when she wasn't looking and then blamed it on the waitstaff. Selfish, lying prick!
I have the same condition.
Your wife hates you
Your wife should divorce you immediately for tweeting this.
Let me talk to her
I hope you’re ok
Rona shits incoming.
weirdly pathetic
We gotta quit blaming quarantining for #COVID19 for entitled, unreasonable bullshit, too.
tHe OnLy wAy ShE cAn EaT fAjItAs
I truly hope that she is able to endure and overcome this grave injustice. Is there a GoFundMe or anything?
Does @MiCocina_TexMex have an online tip jar or anything so we can send support for whoever had to deal with these people?
I really like this idea!
No but the owners are Trump donors and threw a rally for him a few years ago so maybe ask them to pay their employees a living wage instead of doing that. Or not open for sit down during a pandemic and risk their employees’ safety and sanity
This really sums up all politics to be honest. The business owners running a successful company are conservatives, while the whiny assholes complaining about shredded cheese are liberals. Sounds about right.
Lol I’m sorry, how do you know these folks are liberals? Sounds more Trumpian than anything
100%. Look through the timeline.
Liberals can be privileged assholes too. That is more evident than ever (saying this as a liberal)
And they can be successful business owners too. They just are less likely to exploit their workers.
Nooooooooooooo 😭😭😭😭😭😭
Yeah the owners might be shit, but the poor server that no longer qualifies for unemployment bc they have been called into work probably isn't. Zero percent chance these guys tipped.
I am a server and trust me they need it. I used to encounter not-so-nice people rarely in our very nice restaurant now it's like another virus is simultaneously infecting people and it makes them rude and obnoxious oh and needy don't forget needy!
Honestly, I know it’s not top of the priorities but we need to change how food service staff are treated by the public in general
This is 100% why I leave a note of encouragement to my food service staff. I don’t know if they care, but I hope a “Thanks for the great service! Hope you have a good night” will at least put a smile on their face. 🤷♀️
New wife guy unlocked
Good looking plates of food, shame pouty bitch is letting it get cold. Grow up.
You definitely have bigger problems in life if shredded cheese is necessary.
Good luck with her bud.
Hm. Seems like your opinions kinda suck dude.
You're lucky they didn't spit in your food.
Who says they didn’t
Lol this is pathetic man. What a pair of babies.
fajitas with cheese? are you dumb?
Took too long to find this reply. Cotija cheese maybe, but shredded? Pass.
127,000 are dead and you’re whining about shredded cheese. Delete your account and your podcast.
But, then *300 whole people* would be out of a podcast! GASP!
Which is the only way I can eat podcasts.
Lol you mean 3 people right.
Actually 128,152 but who’s counting when you are waiting on shredded cheese! Damn it people, the struggle is real! 🥴
But how many of that 127,000 died from complications arising from insufficient levels of shredded cheese? WE MAY NEVER KNOW.
Ha hahahahahahahha
Its an emergency, hit the alarm!!
Oh you poor baby how are you still even living
Instead she’s getting a fajita full of corona. Enjoy
Keep us posted
Bring your own cheese next time dipshit
It's 2020 and you're not carrying pocket cheese?? In a pandemic???
boo-hoo
These dickheads franchise a moes down the block.
What fucking medical condition does she have that she cant eat fajitas without cheese?
Holy shit are you a terrible person. My god, what an insufferable friend, neighbor and coworker you must be to those around you.
priceless
She’ll survive.
I have a lot of questions. Does she eat fajitas, or does she only eat the shredded cheese on tortillas? Why would she be going out to dinner for a terrible DIY version of a plain cheese quesadilla? And she hasn't even touched a drink or chips in the 18 minutes she's been waiting?
Don't you understand....she hasn't had her cheese 😉
IS SHE OK?
Looks delicious to me! If you're just going to pout how about you put on a mask while you wait and protect the staff who are working hard to feed people too selfish to just click and collect or get delivery.
The people on ventilators would be happy to trade places w you and your wife and eat the fajitas w/o cheese. The service in the ERs are fabulous these days.
This can’t be real, can it? What entitled people.
It’s the only way? Fucking grow up. Your state is being ravaged by COVID. The entitlement is REAL.
"the only way"
Maybe, um, make your own fajitas at, um, home...?
Also, get takeout and go tf home. We're in the midst of a pandemic, and everybody's having tantrums if they can't have 100% autopilot normal life. THINGS AREN'T NORMAL. They won't be for a long time.
But they were LOCKED UP in quarantine for THREE MONTHS in the comfort of their OWN HOME
Oh, the huge manatee!
That shit was funny
BUT IS THERE CHEESE AT HOME?!
Maybe. But I bet there’s lots of whine there.
Except for that getaway at the Marriott resort in Grapevine last weekend...
😭😭😭 horrible experiences everywhere they go? Maybe its them
Well, except for that time they went to a hotel. I could understand how he forgot since it was simply days ago! They had a bad time there, too. Seeing a pattern and I don’t think other people are the problem.
Seriously what kind of backwater place has indoor dining right now?
Lots of parts of NY
FR, you know they’ve got shredded cheese at home.
💯!
Everyone needs to somehow get it through their head that we aren’t ever going to return to “normal” cuz that ship has sailed. Between COVID-19 & #BlackLivesMatter & #MeToo & the clusterf*ck of 🍊💩💣tRUmp, the world needs a new “normal” that prioritizes humanity over tribe.☮️
And they probably have plenty of shredded cheese at home.
We fucked the middle east because of 9/11 when we lost around 3000 people. Covid has killed almost 40 9/11s worth of people and these babies are crying that they can't go to a salon and have to wear mask at dennys. Then when cheese wife dies I promise there's a gofundme.
next time order enchiladas to go
When did Americans become such babies? #FirstWorldProblems
You obviously have never had to wait for shreded cheese and is shows. Sorry we can’t all be as rich as you.
at least you dont live in a socialized cheese country like Canada. the only legal shredded cheese here is cheese curds and we wait in line for hours 😭
Oh yes, you do suffer 😭 socialized cheese isn’t as Gouda as patriotic bright orange American cheese.
Ugh. Did you make a cheese pun? You’re unbrielievable.
A good cheese pun, always makes me melt 🧀🧀🧀🧀
please smuggle me some easy cheese 🙏
I fill my suitcase with Obamacheese when I show up illegally crossing. Don’t build that wall yet, I’m on my way 😂
Delivered to me, by my pool boy. Within 1 minute, no less—he is very efficient
I want to be like you when I grow up. 🥰
I’m pretty sure it started post WW II but started ramping up heavy in the 80s
Around November 2016
28th Amendment to the United States Constitution: The one that says every American has the right to not be offended or inconvenienced.
These are Texans, they're even worse than most. (I'm from there, so don't attack me!)
When was the first Karen so-named?
Since always. This country was founded by slave owners who didn’t want to pay taxes, after all.
Or for labor.
When did boomers become a thing?
They have their Baby-in-Chief in the WH.
American Exceptionalism right here.
Looong time ago.
Since birth with the american exceptionalism bullshit drummed into our brains since birth
👆🏻 this person gets it
Agreed. Totally. The American exceptionalism myth, is the offshoot of “Protestant predestination” and grandparent of today’s “prosperity theology”
When they would rather own and brutalize other humans than growing their own crops.
Shortly after WW2.
Gonna have to take it waaaaay back there, bub
Around 1776
The 80s?
This picture encapsulates why we have the highest COVID rate. USA! USA!
Consumer entitlement...
In 2016
All I will say is my hubby and I have eaten out once since reopening. My food was less than, but our server was a sweetheart.. Didn’t complain and as we won’t go out to eat much he got a bloody lovely tip!!!
That’s nice. To me it’s about the company and not cleaning up. But, covid so, NOT eating in a restaurant
Since forever
1619 when they brought in Africans, who they denied citizenship and rights to for centuries, to do their work for them because they were too lazy to do it themselves, I would say🤔
Good point. Or the 19th or 20th century under American Apartheid? 🤷🏻♀️
Baby is not the word I would use, although it does start with a B !
November 2016 is when America’s diaper filled up. Been crying ever since.
It’s been going on much longer than that.
After 9/11.
I think it started when they colonized, raped and pillaged my ancestors for land and resources, then actively dehumanized black people until it was legally sound to utilize them as a piece of farm equipment to increase profit.
Good point.
In the 80s. Its been downhill since. Your country is an international joke😂 #USA #greatestnation #number1
as an American, I wonder the same.
When snowflake Democrats didn't get their way when Hillary lost, but probably way before that. You'll also continue to see Democrats err Americans be bigger babies when Trump wins again in November.
How to venmo cheese?
"it's the only way she can eat fajitas" my friends are dead asshole
The poor wait staff putting their health at risk for people who don’t get it.
My god, I had no idea things had gotten so bad in Texas. No shredded cheese! Thoughts and prayers.
Just when we thought the racist Texican guy (w/chainsaw!) in McAllen put that shit over the top...
IT'S SOOOO HARD #THINKOFTHECHEESE
Pretty gouda comment
We're hardly surviving out here. Just last week I had to SHARE my queso with my children. Wheres all the cheese going? 😭😭
May you be blessed with cheddar. I don’t even recognize this world anymore.
Mexico, obviously.
first our jobs and now our cheese, truly they have taken everything from us 😢
What's funny is--I actually haven't seen Tostito's cheese dip at my Austin-area grocery stores in about a month.
Did someone spread a rumor that cheese is rich in hydrochloroquine?
I screamed at this! 😩😩🤣🤣🤣😭👏🏾👏🏾
Meanwhile, in Australia, toilet paper rationing is back 😳
I live 5 minutes away from this restaurant and can confirm things are indeed dire.
Thank you so much. These are truly troubling times.
Is this satire?
Really? Your wife needs to grow up or wait. These people are working hard and your wife is a brat!
“It’s the only way she can eat fajitas.” Hahahaha. Fuck your shredded cheese
way to disappoint your wife AGAIN
hey siri, show me a privileged knob and his wife
Deleting this immediately won't make the cheese come faster, but it will make you look like less of a dick
She "can't" eat fajitas without shredded cheese?
Did you reserve a ventilator for the grandparents with your shredded cheese?
(Possibly sensitive)
Is this a bit?
Waaaaaahhhhhhh
lmao opinionated much!!?????
how much do you have to drink before you walk through the door everyday?
These are the ppl I wish would stay quarantined for life.
THANKS OBAMA
uder-rated tweet
lmaooo
Where’s her mask? And FYI it’s obvious y’all never gone hungry.
She could have at least changed out of her pajamas for date night.
Jesus Christ. Poor you. 🙄
This must be embarrassing for you
You can absolutely eat fajitas without shredded cheese you absolute infant lmao
Thoughts and prayers
Dude my wife and I celebrated 2 bdays plus our lil girls 6 bday plus our ten year anniversary that mind you was supposed to be in Mexico and we did with class and together and I never complained about missing cheese while 120k died during this horrible virus
My husband and I also had to miss our 10 yr anniversary Mexico trip! But we did have a fridge full of shredded cheese, so I guess we came out on top.
I too had a trip to Mexico cancelled because of the rona but I have not been without cheese this entire pandemic, shredded or otherwise #winning
Bill, you are what more Americans need to be
This bih when she don't get her cheese
What are you waiting for??!! Pull that fire alarm already and get some decent service!
I said queso, shredded por favor!!
Praying for you. Stay strong, I know how hard not having shredded cheese for fajitas can be in these dark and challenging times
He tweeted this 5 days ago. Basically this guy thinks the world waits on him and his wife
twitter.com/jsv4/status/12…
Disappointed, saddened & just regret the time & $$ we spent this weekend at @GaylordTexan Just terrible management, rude & could care less about customer experience. @MarriottBonvoy @Marriott may have just lost a longtime, loyal member. #fathersday2020
So much for first date night
No way that the host of “opinionated much podcast” could possibly act like that that’s just impossible.
He must be a joy to be around.
And EIGHTEEN WHOLE MINUTES!
You're my hero
Probably all those people with corona virus hoarding all the shredded cheese.
Tweeting. You?
Thanks man, always love to hear from my fans ❤️
Well, it won't last long, sorry :(
So brave to share this experience with us truly
i love how you are under every tweet absolutely taking the piss out of people who deserve it
I am incredibly online
Is this a joke?
Fucking ANTIFA strikes again!
hey man, you're getting dragged pretty hard on here and that must be kind of rough, so i just wanted to make sure you know that you deserve every bit of it
you are under absolutely NO obligation to do the customary "Opinionated, we are so sorry to hear about your experience" thing here
Mi Cocina has the best margaritas in this town and I will get completely hammered and trip and fall over this guy and his wife for them.
Yeah @MiCocina_TexMex PLEASE DONT
every. last. bit.
(Possibly sensitive)
Missed opportunity to say "you're getting shredded pretty hard"
your wife gave me good service
she love that dick cheese
Damn bro
audible lol from op and response
If you put that look on her face you should not be bragging
You must have low standards
He clearly states that he’s a himbo. Let the man live his life!
thank you for your service
God your wife is hideous
Omg she looks like she’s gonna cry Hahahahahahaha
Wow now that's a first world problem. Did she live?
Hello sir or madam,
I am the CEO of shredded cheese, and we would like to help with your problem. If you would simply send your social security number, we can make sure that some shredded cheese arrives within 2-3 weeks.
Do you and your wife enjoy blood clots that lead to amputations? Just wondering how you think that compares to the absence of shredded cheese.
Wow, you still haven't deleted this.
I mean, if I could only choke down fajitas with shredded cheese, I'd maybe order something different?
(I'd also not eat in a restaurant right now but 🤷♀️)
Are you trying to embarrass your wife? Or just yourself? It’s hard to tell.
Check her hands for stigmata, bro.
Thoughts and prayers
This has to be a parody account, right? Right?
Gotta carry one of these, my man. My wife knows that I'm always prepared.
I just laughed really loudly! Thank you!
It’s like an epi-pen for those that are shredded cheese tolerant
There is no "say when" with this lady tho
Not the first time you’ve seen that disappointed face, I’d reckon.
He wouldn’t have seen it because he falls asleep immediately afterwards
Y'all, I am screaming.
I hope the folks at Mi Cocina are howling reading this thread.
She should just pull that fire alarm and end this whole charade right now. Attica! Attica!
why the fuck are you asking for shredded cheese at a restaurant you baby. they can grate fresh cheese
North Hollywood Honey-Karen sends hot ‘tude and righteous finger wags, bruh. Mi queso, mi libertad!
#TheKarenning
#WheredTheCheeseGo
Your wife is a snowflake
White people. Why not just get up and grab some yourself? With those man hands, wifey could get more than she needs with just one trip.
this is what you deem postworthy on twitter tho
And he has 300 followers, so I'm sure the companies got right on it!
His schtick seems to be geared towards free meals, hotels and merchandise.
Love to try to get free shit from some of the hardest hit industries during a pandemic.
Karen with a penis likes to complain to the manager to get things.
Something something we refuse the right to refuse service to jackasses, get out.
Please do not tarnish the good name of girl penis with such an association friend.<3
He’s a Chad. Of course.
Looking for handouts
They're that person that just writes one star reviews for everywhere they go
I think you meant ‘dude’s entire timeline is being a little bitch’
I wouldn't wish listening to his podcast on my worst enemies.
What's the male version of a Karen? Cuz he's it.
Chads are bros. We should call them Daren
That’s how he gets free stuff. The company reaches out and gives discounts or gift cards for your “trouble”. That’s why he @s them lol
It's called pulling a con.
People like him used to put bugs in their food to get free meals.
Now they just tweet about them.
It sounds like he leads a horribly rough life.
... about customer service... during a pandemic...
A-hole
Impossible. It's their first night out after three months in lockdown.
I hate having to keep my story straight
"im so opinionated haha"
Why is that the LEAST surprising thing that I’ve seen....like ever??
Omg THIS guy again??! 😂
Total Karen
His name makes sense, I guess
Imagine humiliating your own wife like this.
Thanks for sharing, and putting things in perspective. Sometimes we get so focused on our own problems, systemic issues of racism and global pandemics that we forget about the real victims. I hope the cheese comes soon so the injustice can end hero.
Don't forget kids in cages but OMG a cheese crisis!
Oh the humanity 😩
The cheese... stands alone.
Love it haha
yeah i know what you mean. tweeting about being a wimp and pimping for a boyfriend really puts the worlds problems into perspective for us. thanks for that!
There’s def a difference between a joke and people who are actually whining on twitter about cheese.
How’s all that #maga winning going?? #mewhenmagadies
Lol take your pitchfork and stab it into some bread, no one cares what you have to say
Douchebags gonna douche
my wife tried to eat a fajita without shredded cheese. they never recovered all the pieces of her body 😞
I made my wife fajitas and forgot the shredded cheese, I drove to the store and when I got back she'd starved to death 😭😢😔
This is a plague!!! Someone please do something about wife shredded cheese on fajita withdrawal
Why isn't the "lame stream" media covering this??
Yeah. Following the guy getting as much enjoyment as me over lack of cheese.
Thoughts and prayers to you and your family. ☠️
I laughed so hard my cat abandoned me and I gave myself hiccups.
This is why I carry shredded cheese on me at all times now. I almost died 😑
How are the kids handling the loss? I think I heard about the cheeseless fajitas in the news.
I almost burst a teste loling at this
Thoughts and prayers
This is how I behaved when I was six
i don't believe you. even 6 yr olds know you don't put cheese on a fajita
I grew up in a white household 🤷♀️
What a spoiled sourpuss you got yourself there, champ
You and your “wife” are awful humans
Oh no, is there a GoFundMe I can contribute to?
Is her name #KarenGoneWild ? She looks and you sound like y’all are a bunch of #karenswholiketrump
kim there are literally people dying
Oh honey. Not your best look.
your wife sucks
Praying for both of you
Maybe she order something else next time. #nocheesenofajita
You probably don’t wear masks or see color either, I bet?
she's just not into you bro
This one killed me and now I’m dead just like fajitacheesewife
Oh FFS grow dafuck up
Cheese, George! Cheeeeese!
They’re risking their life to serve you. They should take another 2 hours for your damn cheese for choosing to eat indoors. You people have no souls.
Can you maybe put on a Paw Patrol for her while she waits?
Jesus, you are ridiculous. Go home, stay home.
18 WHOLE MINUTES???? My god, the inhumanity!
You should never go to a restaurant again. You don’t deserve it.
Hello, wifey. Hang with me, and
Imagine bragging about being married to that thing. Gross
Is this real
I doubt the fact she looks so miserable is only down to the lack of shredded cheese.
Lmao!!
No way the steak is still pink if it’s been 18 mins bruhhhhh
Wow they pretty much murdered her, hope you get justice
3+ months of quarantine for nothing since you’re going out to dine-in in Texas ya dummy
Sorry for your loss
Thoughts and prayers.
That must be hard.
“It’s the only way she can eat fajitas”
Please.... My wife... She needs the cheese....🥺
Can’t believe she had to whey–t for it. Her blood must’ve been curd–ling.
You should just dig in because fajitas don’t have cheese on them
No way in hell she dosn't divorce him after making her the face of shredded cheese privilege
NOBODY puts shredded cheese on fajitas. That's why. It's like ketchup on an F'n hot dog. smh
I hope both of you get the shits. Not just a little, like tear-through-your-pants shits where you need waders to clean the car out.
Just here for the ratio
This is a joke, right?
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
I can't believe you're giving away such great podcast material for free on Twitter.
What kind of monster puts shredded cheese on fajitas. Maybe just eat the fajitas like a normal person.
Your whole timeline is just you complaining at restaurants about bad service, maybe restaurants aren’t for you
😭 so so sad. How dare you have to wait for (omg) shredded cheese - the horror! 🙄 #crappycustomers #COVIDIOTS
WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
she waited soooo long. MY WIFE NEEDS CHEESE!!!
It's cute he thinks that expression is because she wants shredded cheese and not because she's stuck with him.
Oh I’m pretty sure these 2 are made for each other...
You know you sound like an entitled a**hole - your wife too.
(Possibly sensitive)
White people problems. If she’s hungry enough she’ll eat the fajitas without shredded cheese.
you have both lost the ability to function like normal human beings. get help
RIP to your wife bro, my condolences
👏 Congrats. You made your wife look like an entitled jerk (to put it gently) on the internet. Nice one.
Here only for the comments, not because I give a rats ass about the imagined catastrophe that you feel is your wife’s missing cheese. 🤦🏼♀️
Fuck right off
Drink your #MamboTaxi and calm down.
Is this when we start feeling sorry for you?
I brought this woman shredded cheese and she refused it
Did you include the fajitas?
Naturally
Truly heartbreaking. Thoughts and prayers.
Yeah, that look on her face is definitely about the cheese.
Hope she is recovering. Keeping her in my thoughts.
wow opinionated much
This serms really important. I have notified the committee and they are holding a spot on the medal platform in the Victim Olympics.
OMG NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
how will you ever make it through this terrible tragedy???? my heart goes out to you and your wife. Perhaps the families of those who lost loved ones to the coronavirus can direct you to a support group for missing cheese. Asshole.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️
This........this is a joke, right? 😂
Look at that dumb look on her face. Who acts like that?! I have second hand embarrassment.
You should have taken her to a classier place like @redlobster
She looks like one of those perpetually unsatisfied broads
Oh my god. “Karen” is married to a “Brad.” Get over yourselves.
lol get rekt privileged child
Only way she CAN eat...hahahahahah
L-O-S-E-R.
Have you considered they're purposefully denying y'all cheese because they can smell the Bitch on you
pull the fire alarm
this is a whole mood
I would literally rather contract covid 19 and have my lungs permanently shredded to fleshy ribbons than have to eat a fajita without pre-packaged shredded cheese
Provelaged asses
She looks like a "can I speak to the manager" Karen.
THE HORROR
This is how a toddler reacts when things don’t go their way
And you married her
How many people starving in this world could eat fajitas without her fucking cheese? This is so stupid.
This HAS to be a joke. Please tell me it's a joke.
This isn’t a joke it’s Texas
I think this has to be blamed on Dallas, specifically. Us Houstonians don’t eat fajitas with shredded cheese...
(Possibly sensitive)
Heartbreaking! What an inconvenience
Thoughts and prayers buddy
hahaha oh my god dude. get a fucking grip man
End of the world, truly
This is a joke, right?
Cheese causes mucus......one step closer to a ventilator.
Well not YET. That probably comes with the flan.
🤣🤣🤣🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽🤣🤣🤣
😆👏☝️😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂 true
I laughed so hard I peed a little.
Underrated tweet.
I mean we kinda do.
"I'm a child and can't eat my food without cheese!" ***stomps feet***
Maybe you thought the service wasn't great, but pouting like a child isn't great either. I'm embarrassed FOR you.
People are dying. Stay home.
I understand completely. My wife died of a Vitamin SC deficiency. I wish she was still here, so i could hold her one more time and tell her to pass the guac.
I'll pray for you guys tonight.
This has to be a joke.
What about the deaths? Can we still blame COVID19 for those?
That is the best “unhappy about the wait for cheese “ face from Allen Tx ever posted
read the room, friend. nobody cares about your first world problems, you just sound tone deaf and petty.
Damn...she must be DEVASTATED. Holy shit, I am so sorry.
I know it's hard to recover from such traumatic events, but time can heal all wounds. Be strong.
Pretty sure she just ran out of reasons to be mad to avoid having sex with you
It's the only way! For the love of God, get this pitiful woman some cheese!
get some regular cheese and shred it yourselves
Would this be considered a “wide guy?” Shredded cheese wife guy?
it's an all-new type of wife guy. powerful!
fuck her dad
assert dominance
Alex, I’ll take ENTITLED AND CLUELESS for 1000.
Congrats dude. You've convinced me to get off of Twitter for the night. Your tweet and accompanying picture might be the most tone deaf thing I've seen today. Enjoy your ratio.
Hey, there's a fire alarm over her right shoulder.
Why didn't she pull it?
Kevinnn
I think shredded cheese is the least of your problems...
And this is why no amount of money could make me work in customer service. Fucking ridiculous!
I’m very conflicted here. I understand we’re here to trash the husband, but as someone from Southern California I just can’t get over how sad that food looks.
The food looks sad?
Oh is the Mexican food really good in southern California or something?
It's Dallas "Tex-Mex"
Texas food city rankings:
1) Houston (Everything)
2) San Antonio (Tex-Mex)
3) Austin (Avocado toast)
4) Small towns in the hill country (BBQ)
5) Every other place in Texas except Dallas/FW (Various)
6) Dallas-FW (Bland and sad)
Thoughts and Gruyeres.
I feel like youre giving them a bit too much credit here. It is definitely pre-shredded legally claimed cheddar coated in cornstarch
She can just use this post since its cheesy as hell
Next time bring your own.
PULL THE FUCKING FIRE ALARM FOR KAREN, MAN!
This can’t be real
Cheezus H.Christ, Kevin!
18 minutes without cheese?
You’re gross.
Tip the wait staff and enjoy your ratio
Omg!!! I can’t believe she waited for cheese. Wtf is this world coming to?
You should sue.
Jk- quit being such whiny b*tches. People are dying.
lol I hope you both got massive diarrhea
Oh please fuck all the way off
Did they also refuse to change your diapers!?!
Her cheese is in my pocket, nice and warm.
Imagine being this fragile. Yikes
Boo effin hoo
Right? My kids wouldn’t even do that.
, your people have done nothing wrong. Don’t even apologize to these fools. Apparently @jsv4and his wife are ignorant and clueless about the crisis going on here in Texas. They should have ordered take out.
Is she always this difficult? Goodness, no wonder you are outing her !
I also get explosive diarrhea if I eat fajitas without the cheese to give me constipation. #thoughtsandprayers
This is an joke right? Hot is the only way to eat fajitas
This pandemic has really pulled back the curtain on how many adult Americans are actually just large spoiled children.
im literally sobbing you poor ppl how ever will you cope
don’t worry the cheese will be out as soon as they remove it from the prep cooks’ foreskin. fresher that way. #fromunda
She looks like she's taking mental inventory of all the people she could've married instead.
Someone who would have brought the cheese.
Yes, a true cheese provider.
HAAHHAA
there it is...tip of the hat to you sir
i’m listening i’m learning
This made me laugh much harder than I expected 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Has anyone checked on her to see if she is ok!? What she went through is traumatizing.
Thank you for this, this is amazing ✨
Anyway peep his SoundCloud
sorry you're married to a child who only eats shredded cheese
It’s the only way she WILL eat them. I’m sure she’s perfectly capable of skipping the cheese.
Wow. Life must be pretty good for you if all you can complain about during a world wide pandemic is going out to eat and *checks notes* ... waiting for cheese?
BuT tHe PaNdEmIc Is A liBeRaL pLoT tO dEfEaT tRuMp
They are slowly suffocating their employees with the goddamned masks. How can one think clearly on the job when breathing in a constant supply of CO2?
FFS. Be a human!
This is pretty sad.
Thoughts and Prayers.
Whomp Whomp.
Poor pathetic baby.
the cheese isn’t why she’s unhappy
The good news is the longer you sit there the higher your chances of getting corona virus as opposed to cooking your own fajitas.
Cheezus that’s unreal. Hope you guys are ok.
Does she like ratio on her fajitas?
Oh my God, are you guys going to be ok? Should we send help?
Poor you.
Dear god, your life is so damn hard.
Is your wife a child? Holy crap with the entitled behavior.
I did not have existential cheese crisis on my 2020 bingo card 🧀
At this point it really feels like someone should have...
Lol still on the right from the little known French New Wave classic “Joan of Fromage”
the onions & peppers were burned at the steak
Where is the Sarah McLachlan dog song
😭😭😭😭😭
But she’s fine with your tiny penis?...
FYI - Wife 101 - Your wife sucks. You need an upgrade immediately. When you’re tweeting pics of your sad wife b/c she didn’t get shredded cheese is the ultimate self own.
OMFG!!! Its a set up! Antifa is coming. I repeat, Antifa is coming! Get the fuck out of there, man! Leave the picky eater behind! No time!!!
Help we’re at a restaurant acting like gigantic children take pic send tweet
is she okay? did she get the shredded cheese?
She should pull the alarm 🙄
Dude, did you seriously post a photo of your wife about to burst into tears over shredded cheese while 127,000 Americans are dead and cases in Texas are skyrocketing because people like you forced businesses to reopen before the pandemic was under control?
i can't believe this is real, but then again it is the united states in fucking 2020
That's just grate.
Please tell me this is a joke. Right?
Of course this guy has a podcast.
I thought that the experiences of the Yazidi girls who were kidnapped by ISIS made to be sex slaves, then released to refugee camps often learning their families had been slaughtered was one of the most traumatic stories I heard in recent years.... then I head this.
Any updates on the cheese situation??? The suspense is killing me!
Allow me to just cut to the chase. STFU.
Omg. Did she make it? Thoughts and prayers.
This is the same look you're gonna see in a court room very soon.
i can’t figure out which side i’m on here
Beth... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Damn, order them WITH cheese if she's gonna pull a face about it.
So she’s letting all food get cold bc she doesn’t have a tbsp of shredded cheese? Smh. Fiancé & I had our first date in 3 months & waited patiently for our food bc we were just happy to be out. Be grateful
What kind of provider are you?! She had to wait a whole 18 minutes! That’s a life time in dog....I mean Karen....errrr wife years. Was she badly injured? Do you need a medic?
Well then tackle the shrimp while waiting.
i feel like no one noticed for some reason the shrimp is covered in cheese. thats just wrong. Either way, he's sitting on shredded cheese right now while that woman wastes away
That is horrendous.
At least the company's bad.
You both are terrible people.
Your wife sucks
She sucks for the tantrum but lol he fucking TWEETED about it. 😂
When you are a wife guy, you must tweet what the wife does.
Thinking about them sitting there not touching their food for 20 minutes and smiling to myself
Dude was terrified to eat the fajita inches from his face.
No cheese and no 🏀’s. A match made in heaven
So sassy! What’s her @ though? 🤣
Did someone not get their cheese?
You think she’s bad, check out his podcast.
I'll take your word and skip the podcast
Good call
same
I’m going to probably not but thanks for the offer.
also only a white person puts cheese on fajitas
Extremely false
While I don’t appreciate your repellant propaganda, I admire your tenacity.
Tejanos have entered the chat
stay in your lane, gringa
It's definitely past her bedtime.
this is why you don’t take toddlers to restaurants
didnt we just do an "adult menu chicken fingers" episode the other night?
She needs a chupon.
This is completely unfair. When my kid was a toddler she was much more respectful to restaurant staff.
You can’t eat fajitas wo cheese!!! Now i wouldn’t wait 18 min, I’d make way to kitchen and get some...
if you don't take them... they never learn, so... 😂
LMAO!!!
Really wish I had a life where this was the worst thing that could happen to me. But then I guess I’d be just as big a baby as they are.
Let's be real they both suck
thats right
ken please find out what happened to the fajitas
Did she ever get her cheese??
legend has it they're still waiting for the cheese for the fajitas
She could have been safely at home shoveling fistfuls of shredded cheese down her mouth but they just HAD to go out to eat.
Someone’s gotta get to the bottom of this
WILL NO ONE THINK OF THE FAJITAS??!??
I doubt it
You could almost say she’s GRATING amirite, nudge nudge, high five
That ... was not gouda.
The server said they would BRIE right back.
Haloumi hath no wrath like a woman spurned
I’ve also seen Hell hath no wrath
To be fair, the look on her face seems like she truly CAMEMBERT it
Did she ... shred some tears
Come on now, they both do!
I'm betting that she doesn't. That could be why he tweets out bullshit like this. He's just generally frustrated.
Hey everyone, so in case you were all wondering. I'm from Allen and yes. Everyone in Allen is this bad. I don't miss that cursed place at all.
Hey woah, look at the guys profile picture, he sucks too.
Bet she doesn’t
She will for cheese😏
Like seriously, seriously sucks.
OMG🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
She can’t eat them ken
A rare condition
This day and age
Probably not though
Wife is sultry hot
Ken, this transcends mere whining. This is art. This is absolutely, unironically, something that cannot fail to provoke an emotion in anyone who sees it.
You cannot read "it's the only way she can eat fajitas" and have a neutral response. I'm laughing AND crying.
I can’t bring myself to listen but I imagine this episode is full of reflection and insight.
That’s probably why he married her
Bet her name is Qaren!
At the end of this date night he’s only getting sucked if he’s put grated cheese on it... 🍆🧀
Not what I heard.
guarantee she was like "whatever it's fine i'll eat them without" and Opinionated Much? guy was like no i'm making it a thing for my podcast
Yeah scrolling through his feed it's just snitch-tagging lots of corporate Twitter accounts because of tiny customer service gripes
So, they’re BOTH Karens.
oof 8.2k people agree compared to the 400ish followers including they have
Not unless he puts cheese on it
He keeps cheese on it
Low key it was him waiting on cheese and she was fed up with his shit after 3months being locked up together
Spoiled privilege the poor wait staff getting exposed to your germs and selfishness get a lot more sympathy from me
They both do
I'm actually guessing she doesn't
And he does too . I would not stay married to a man who lacks the 🏀’s to get up and politely ask ANYONE in that particular restaurant for cheese 🧀. Any employee At MiCocina would break their 🏀’s to get Rapunzel her cheese .
I ❤️#MiCocina !
We did....if you read. 4 different people. It’s not a lot to ask, it’s cheese. Fajitas, they kinda go together.
Not really, no? Never heard of cheese on fajitas before in my life.
Well anyway, thanks for this. I’ve been enjoying the responses immensely.
But they don’t. Shredded cheese doesn’t go on fajitas.
Now is a pretty good time to take the L, laugh at yourself a little and stop replying, otherwise you’re dragging this into two days for no reason
Yeah, I think these two need to go off the grid for a couple days
Why didn’t she just eat the fajitas without the cheese?
Did you read the tweet? She CAN ONLY EAT FAJITAS WITH SHREDDED CHEESE! wont someone do something for this poor woman?
They actually don't
The weird thing is fajitas actually aren’t supposed to have cheese. That’s a quesadilla.
It’s sort of like demanding a hamburger with cheese, but not a cheeseburger. “So a cheese burger?” “No! A hamburger, but with cheese on it.” .... 🤷🏼♀️
I hope this is parody. Shredded cheese doesn’t go on fajitas. you probably offended the cook if this is an authentic restaurant. They can also smell the Karen. Many items come smothered in cheese but she had to order the one that doesn’t. JFC
Props to you for being a national joke and getting ratiod to the tune of over 6,000 replies... waking up.... and still being mad about cheese. Lol.
Fajitas are typically served without cheese, but go off i guess.
Shredded cheese and fajitas don’t go together unless you’re eating tacos or quesadillas. And it’s shredded cheese. Your wife is pouting over shredded cheese. Is she 4 years old?
Were you...possibly...rude? Arrogant? Have an attitude that MIGHT make people not want to jump at your every request? Perhaps a chance for self reflection here.
I wondered this . Any Mi Cocina I have been to really tries to please .
No. Not really
You’re a lying grifter. You said you hadn’t been out for 3 months but you were whining about bad service 5 days ago at a hotel
They don’t go together AT ALL.
I’m from Maine and even I know that fajitas and cheese don’t go together. Tacos and cheese, burritos and cheese, sure. Fajitas and cheese though?
they literally do not sir, your wife is just a baby lmfao
Doubling down!!!! Lol
it’s a new day man, time to @ a new brand for another transparent grift
No. They actually don’t.
-a Mexican
Understatement
They both do. A lot
This is insensitive. By the way, do you know when the funeral is?
I wasn’t aware of this particular tex-mex disorder. Can she eat other foods without shredded cheese? Pancakes? Fried rice? Grilled shrimp that isn’t inside a tortilla? You should take her directly to the ER probably.
I’m going to go out on a limb here, her name is Karen, right?
Unless your podcast is all about cheese, no one cares.
the ONLY way????
Thoughts and prayers
Leave at least a 20% tip, thank every worker, and then say a prayer, thanking God that you’re healthy enough to tweet this tomfoolery. Thanks @yashar- usually like Tucson Mex, but would try this place 10/10.
whatever happened to decent human dignity i mean one on
help me
i am without reck, feck, or hap
You should probably start bringing your own shredded cheese. How dare those servers have to put themselves at risk by working and not bring your wife all the shredded cheese. They’re probably antifa
how dare you sir it’s not just “no cheese” it’s no *shredded* cheese
This should be a meme
It is now
New votive candle. Nuestra Señora Sin Queso.
If ya don't have yer cheese you can't eat any fajitas
How can you eat any fajitas if ya don't have yer cheese?
Go vegan.
There. Your horrific, life-altering problem is solved.
can you hand her the phone so i can talk to her.
hey. how you doin
Next time she should bring her own cheese. Problem solved. I’m sure the cheese they brought wasn’t to her satisfaction anyway. Am I right?
I totally get needing cheese on fajitas. That's why I would have put my phone down & gone to the back & nicely gotten some ASAP. Usually when I witness lousy service, 90% of time it's directed to lousy guests.
Don't go into the kitchen if you don't work there. Do. Not. You are not welcome.
Or anywhere else for that matter. Print shops, warehouse area of stores, just STAY OUT.
Sorry, *towards* the back. Of course I would never go into the kitchen itself. Duh. In the back there's usually a counter where dishes are served & where you can quickly get extra condiments, ingredients, etc. Sheesh, chill.
Calm down, they never said into the kitchen. Did you want to be a cop?
For cheese? We all doomed....
snowflake
Bro, man up and pull that fire alarm.
It says "In Queso Emergency"
Underrated tweet and superior dad joke.
You shoulda stayed TF at home, fool!
I want to respond but also want to leave here quickly. Very conflicted
my God, what an ordeal you have both been through
This has to be satire, right? 🧐
OH MY GOD! Service workers forced to serve you during a pandemic are busy now that things have opened up? You feel personally victimized by slow service? SHE CANT EAT IT GUYS! Without cheese it’s impossible! Forget troop boundies and cops murdering black people - THIS LADY!!!!
Bounties WTF autocorrect
Ah, yes, the great boundies debacle of 2020 :D
I like boundies tbh.
She is literally starving have pity.
Now this cat tugs at my heartstrings
100% would feed the cat before Forlorn-About-Cheese
You both have serious problems that are not about cheese. Grow up!
The privilege 🙄
Wh TF puts shredded cheese on their fajitas?
Is this one of those fake Civil War letter threads? ‘Cause you absolutely nailed it.
sir i work for mi cocina. what is your wifes email. i will send her some coupons
Parenting 101, my guy- don’t reward bad behavior. If you give in to her now, it will only get worse.
i want to send his wife some coupons
Some growthefuckup at no charge coupons? Because that’s what she needs
how you doin
(Possibly sensitive)
thats right
fucken dyin' here
Me too, cackling like an idiot.
Starts with the shredded cheese, then it’s free extra sour cream. Then chips and salsa. And then there will be no end.
Slippery sopa
He wants to send her some "coupons" wink wink nudge nudge
Your handle.
Makes me wanna put on Haus der Luge rn
thats also right, how you doin
Ayyyyeee hell yes, even better now 🙃
dms open uwu
Do you have coupons specifically for this cheese situation?
nah they're just general $25 off coupons
thats why i need his wifes email
After this Twitter flaming, they may not emerge from their hole for a loooonnngggg time. Good luck though!
Well, pending her actual address, *I* will mail her some cheese.
Karen@karen.com
Exactly what kind of coupons are you contemplating sending?
8=======D~~~~~~~~~
Coupons to a real Mexican restaurant? Great.
That twitter handle is 🔥🔥🔥
Just send her some shredded cheese for god’s sake!
If she wants cheese that bad she should go back to Cheddar’s *not even the crickets respond*
Did you try calling 911?
hahahaha holy shit. This is a solid temper tantrum, pandemic or not.
sorry your wife is a child
Not having shredded cheese is a form of privilege, and it's one we don't talk about nearly enough.
Well played, sir. Well played.
Nicely done.
Hey, those appear to be his fajitas and her food looks like the cheesy cheesy shrimp.
What you did there, I seen’t it.
Underrated tweet
Really? This is why i hate all forms of social media.... people just use it to shit on those whom they disagree with.
Really dude is complaining about not having cheese there are ppl dying, ppl who can’t even buy cheese, ppl who are protgoing to be homeless once we are back to what the #republicans consider “normal” but this spoiled little brat must have her cheese #whiteprivilege
this provided me with the most sensible of chuckles, thank you
And I thought the photography tweet was the winner.
Good work.
Love a good crossover event
entitlement Is strong with this one
This is the highest context sentence I have ever read
I’m crying right now.
I read this response like an hour ago and I still keep chuckling about it.
Why did I not get a Twitter alert for this tweet when it posted??
Brilliant.
Aaand followed
DED.
And followed.
We never had shredded cheese when I was a kid. My mom would also cut the mold off a block of cheese and serve us the rest, but that's a story for my therapist 😂
Oh my God my dad did this too. And like we weren't rich but we could afford to throw out moldy food. But my dad was raised Mennonite soooooo
Oh poor thing
lets all bow our heads and think about it for a minute of two
Yellow-orange privilege.
Not impressed chica. Eat the damned fajitas ffs
I appreciate this deep cut
This is excellent work.
Wow...trashy.
Stay home with your pouty wife because if she can't eat cheese-less fajitas she's probably not going to enjoy Covid-19..
Worst post on Twitter ever. And Donald Trump is on Twitter.
THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT I’VE EVER SEEN LMAOOOOO. 😂😂😂😂😂
Wow...the struggle is real.
What a travesty
Mi Cocina employees, I’m so sorry you have to put up with this kind of caucasity. What a brat.
I hope you never gave these spoiled crybabies their shredded cheese
Is that why she also couldn’t eat the shrimp that appear to be smothered in cheese? Sounds legit.
Is her name Karen? Has she checked out the food lines lately?
How old is she, f&@king TEN?!
Your wife isn’t gonna make it sir
She should call the cops
Naw, the Navy.
Fuck it we need to nuke the restaurant
Call the Parmy
Oooh, good one.
(Possibly sensitive)
Put a mask on
if she was my wife she wouldnt have to wait
She seems like a fun date.
can you please help? This guy would like your input on his podcast and cheese for his wife’s fajita.
pathetic. I hope they never show up.
Is this tweet what “ratioed” means?
Oh no! 18 minutes for shredded cheese! I have no idea how she could have ever survived 🙄
Really? This is your gripe during a pandemic where over 128,000 Americans have died? Pathetic #deplorable.
Maybe you and your wife should just make fajitas at home.
My God it’s the only way she can eat fajitas? Why? Does she have a sliced cheese allergy? What is happening? Pull that fire alarm behind her!
Well, hopefully neither of you will be able to taste things one way or the other soon enough, so I doubt the shredded cheese is going to be that big a problem
Do I spy QUESO on the prawns plate?!
Yup! But she HAS to have SHREDDED cheese. 🙄
Thoughts and prayers😔🙏🏼
The horror!
Please stop posting this, wives only do this when they're extremely stressed
Hope she ordered a few refreshing Coronas to drink while she waits for her spot in the ICU.
Oh poor Karen. 😢
Your wife should be at home. I can’t help but notice she is not wearing a face mask. Shredded cheese is going to be the least of her worries in approximately 2 weeks.
she can't eat fajitas without cheese? like... physically?
Clearly an allergic reaction due to the buildup of entitlement in her system.
Laminated card printed on inkjet
the cheese smothers the seasoning. she cries at spice
But they invaded the world for spices....
And then we rejected them all.
Sounds like a horror movie plot
I mean I don't blame her for wanting cheese but pouting about not having it? Get over yourself and dig in already.
Seriously, imagine letting a pile of Mexican food get cold just because you don’t have cheese.
The food looks pretty good too from first glance, veggies are glistening and the meat looks cooked to perfection.
I can smell it
I don't know man, I probably would not be too into med-rare steak that was sitting out for 20 mins
It's cold already
The food sitting untouched is the fault of the diners. It didn’t come out cold.
Exactly, I meant they are wasting good food for bullshit grift. Disgrace
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO ASK THAT I WILL FILE A COMPLAINT WITH THE ADA’S LACTOSE TOLERANT DIVISION
IT IS RIGHT NEXT TO THE MY MASK MAKES ME SWEATY OFFICE
Law and Order LTD?
(DUN DUN)
Twitter handle checks out.
Love this image
Get a damn block of cheese lady. Make America Grate Again
This almost made me spit my ice cream everywhere 😂
(Possibly sensitive)
That’s the One ☝️!!’
(Possibly sensitive)
The result of an ancient curse.
My biggest laugh all day, possibly all week. Excellently done!
Lol. That's what I said. The opposite would make sense, like if she was lactose intolerant and told them not to put cheese and they did anyway. But nobody needs cheese to be able to eat a thing.
Literally the only food anyone needs cheese to eat is the cheese itself.
Quesadillas bro
According to people in Mexico City quesadilla don’t need queso I am right @miblogestublog
I need an explanation 😡
Also grilled cheese
Pastitsio
WHAT ABUOT A CHEESBERGER?!!! CHECKMATE LIBERAL'S!!
Turns out some folks can be intolerant *with* lactose
...who knew? 😂😁😅
Children do sometimes to eat vegetables
That is also not a thing
Is she a child?
No. That’s my point
The balance is all off without it.
No you just don’t like spices. Fajitas are great without cheese.
I’d take it a step further. Fajitas shouldn’t have cheese. At all. Ever.
Right?
I have a friend who puts refried beans AND cheese on fajitas, and it genuinely made me do a double-take at our friendship.
I know people that put cheese on everything. A really good breakfast taco doesn't have to be loaded with cheese if it's cooked right.
The only time I'll say "cheese on everything" works, is Italian food.
I personally LOVE cheese, but somethings just don’t need it.
But, no cheese on a really good taco (which is what you're gonna make with your fajita skillet) shouldn't be a problem in terms of flavor. The marinade and the season is the whole point of fajitas. If she wanted 100% guaranteed cheese on her dish, should have ordered enchiladas
I think the flag out of a fajita is too much for her and she uses the cheese to tone it down.
This. I would go another step further. If the restaurant serves cheese with fajitas, find a new restaurant.
I think that’s the face of marriage regret tbh
She probably has a card she printed off the internet that her doctor prescribed her shredded cheese.
She is lactose super tolerant.
The diagnosis is Lactose Necessary, THANK YOU
She needs to check into Lactose Rehab. Like yesterday.
Turns out some folks can be intolerant *with* lactose
...who knew? 😂😁😅
Yes. Physically. If she eats fajitas ‘WITHOUT’ SHREDDED Cheese, She will die!!! Are u not human..!?!?!???😵😵😵 JFC SMH
She needs it to live, Sansa
Same condition which keeps people from wearing masks
she’s picky, but her husband is just fine keeping the fiverr logo for his podcast
💀 the watermark. He didn’t even pay the $5!!! 💀 💀 💀
There is an untouched cup of QUESO sitting on the table. Bitch, pour that shit on if you want cheesy fajitas. What kind of Texan are you?
I mean to this person's credit they may be autistic but that doesn't excuse the entitled attitude. There just may be a reason she can't eat the fajitas without cheese that isn't just being white... On the other hand it could be just being white idk
(I'm autistic myself and mestiza - I will only eat fajitas WITHOUT cheese)
There are dozens of us
If you bring a doctor's note they have to give you cheese by law.
Especially if you have a breathing problem
Otherwise it's a HIPPA violation.
Ummmm, without SHREDDED cheese, specifically. They had already sent back the sliced, finely grated and cubed cheese varieties that the server brought. She can't physically process anything other than SHREDDED GODDAMNED CHEESE on fajitas.
It looks like something got shredded tonight, and it wasn't cheese.
Emotionally
Just because you can multitask...😔
Have YOU tried fajitas without shredded cheese? I didn't think so. You weren't there man. The things I saw that terrible night...they change a man...
I’ve seen things you people would not believe... I’ve seen fajitas brought out without cheese... I’ve seen waiters walk back and forth without bringing the cheese we asked for... all those moments will be lost in time, like fajitas I didn’t eat because I wanted them with cheese.
I'm so sorry you had to deal with that. We're here if you need us
She can only open her mouth and swallow if cheese is involved, I guess. Which says quite a bit about her hubby's hygiene, come to think of it.
I’ve heard of people being intolerant to dairy foods but I’ve never heard of people being reliant on them.
Why do you order fajitas if you hate them?
I know, I’m like give it a try, hon. Power through it.
I saw you last time I was snooping I’m on Twitter. I suppose I’m meant to follow you now.
There's just no whey she can do it.
It's a medical condition, ok? You have no right to question her cheeselessness. She has a bona fide laminated card that explains her rights as a Medical Cheese Needer!
Not accommodating her condition is a HIPPA violation. It's in the Constitution.
Spiritually. It's a North Texas thing; you wouldn't understand.
Maybe It’s not the crappy service but the crappy customers.
thoughts and prayers <3
Thanks for sharing. Reading this thread has been a real 2020 highlight 🙏🏼
That was incredible
Not a shred of sympathy to be had
Or cheese.
So Gouda.
One of the rare times a Twitter comment section collectively really came through for me. Thanks Cheese Wife.
She looks like she would be high maintenance. I’m going to slouch here, making sighing noises...but you go on.... eat....just ignore me......
It is not possible you don’t know how entitled and stupid this is.
I hope you’ll be able to make it through this horrific ordeal.
That is the most entitled crap I had to read today.
What part of this did you think made yall look sympathetic, instead of like a couple of rude, entitled assholes?
Has to be a joke. No one goes to Mi Cocina for service or the food
Aww what the hell, it’s our anniversary
Why don't you bring her a Pepsi?
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The only way I can eat a fajita is if there is shredded cheese!
Shreddedcheesewifeguy
thoughts and prayers 🙏
Maybe they saw your tweet or listened to your podcast?
This is Ivanka level karening.
My reply is to the restaurant:
Chin up, bring them their cheese, smile, and let it go - I'm pretty sure no matter what you do, these two would always find something to complain about.
we gotta stop blaming restaurant staff for poor service when they’re actually onto you from the get and then they toy with you because they have power over your little tumtum - sometimes they’re so onto you it’s worth forgoing the tip. as happened here.
Is your wife's name Karen?
OMG LOL
I hope this is parody. Shredded cheese doesn’t go on fajitas. you probably offended the cook if this is an authentic restaurant. They can also smell the Karen. Many items come smothered in cheese but she had to order the one that doesn’t. JFC
I can smell the Karen, and after “three months of quarantine, she is rank.
How is it that people went into quarantine and came out WORSE people?
Because deep down they know “their country” is enjoying its last gasp of air. There will be no shortage of MAGAs behaving badly videos and there will be louder threats of civil war now til November
Like, cops are lynching people, starting riots, and committing war crimes with chemical weapons daily. And the media stopped covering it entirely.
The second Civil War has already started, but it seems like only one side is fighting, while they tell us to remain peaceful.
please tell your wife my fridge is full of cheese and i am very discreet
Cheese wife guy
every flavour of wife guy exists
I wish voleceltaire was here for this he loves these kind of posts and telling us he's a lawyer..
just cos you can’t see him doesn’t mean he’s not there
People who block me cease to exist. He died.
I have literally never said I’m a lawyer because I am not a lawyer, I went to law school but am not admitted to practice. Maybe you’d know that from reading my posts but I blocked you for being an unbelievably cringe little bitch
seek help lol
Died in a beastialty related bottom death..
this is a dumb bit, simon
You wouldn't say that if your feelings were hurt. He's probably eating cheese with his wife now and laughing at me.. 😢
Hes never said hes a lawyer hey.
It's the lies that hurt most!! 💔
Personally id prefer youd drop this repetitive Volceltaire bullshit, so at the very least get it right
Man, I don't even want to talk about it. The wounds are too fresh. I'll ask you kindly to stop bringing it up. Ok, so he's not a lawyer. I just wish he was happy. That's all.
Ok be a dickhead 🤷♂️
Just trying to move on with my life man. Taking things day by day.. You've read all his tweets and you're a better friend to him than I was. Thank you.
This needs to be a new category on porn sites.
The "only way" she can eat them? She's an adult not a 2 year old.
(Possibly sensitive)
Maybe don’t go to a restaurant during a pandemic, ding dong
Say "Cheeeeese!"
The struggle is real. Thoughts and prayers for your missing... cheese.
Is this satire?
It all but dropped its pantaloons and BEGGED for satire.
I feel like you could post this without it being on reddit. Oh wait, we already know she’s the asshole and so is her husband.
A coworker of mine at the hospital I work for just died from covid 19 a week ago, but I’m sure sorry about your cheese.
Sorry for your loss 😢
thank you
Oh my God. I will pray for you and your family.
Thoughts & prayers
In the arms of fajitas
Fly away from here
you might get better service if you pull that fire alarm. it's worth a shot
maybe she should make her own fajitas at home then
I hope this gives you a chance to hear yourself. Shame
Make America GRATE Again
Give her some mozzarella and tell her it's better because it's "white cheese"
Oh THE HUMANITY !!!
Boo-fucking-hoo.
She will literally die if she doesn't get shredded cheese on her fajitas.
Get the woman some fucking shredded cheese so she can eat and get the pity date over with it!
The self control she exhibited by not pulling that fire alarm, so close, is laudable.
You madam, are a hero.
wait is this not a joke? I can't believe I can't tell if this is real or parody.
Yeah it’s bc fajitas don’t have shredded cheese. Adults who baby their food is irritating.
Wow. Why are you out? I guess the question should be " do you want that covid with your cheese" #COVIDIOTS
“The only way she can eat fajitas”? What on earth happens if she doesn’t have cheese on her fajitas?
That restaurant staff is feta up with you guys
It colby that they were being jack asses to the wait staff
Whatever, this situation is no gouda
They should just shut up and edam.
They won’t brie going back there!
I can havarti believe this happened to this woman. If she okay? Must be so blue.
Somebody should cheddar on her
I hope she'll be O Queso.
Lord Cheeses, make it so
she truly is a muenster.
TOP TIER THREAD
A gouda time for all.
We goat what we came for.
E.....Dam! 🤣🤣
Swing and a swiss
Ha ha!! Well played good sir!
They should swiss to a different restaurant.
Those muensters! Why won’t they give the poor woman her cheese!
They’re like, “You ricotta be kidding me.”
I hear she can be a real munster
I'm sure they normally have Grate service. They should definitely Cojita there again sometime.
(Possibly sensitive)
feeling kind of bleu.
listen, jack.
it's good the husband is being her rock, so she can be raclette.
she should bring her käse to the supreme court.
Nailed it
I hear they've got good fajitas in Monterey, maybe that'll Pepper up a bit. Then again, I'm often told I don't know Jack. 🤷
Queso, fun is fun, but...
Maybe she should have gone to Cheeses of Nazareth.
She’s feeling blue after this I bet
Manchego be real mad her husband threw her under the bus
Feta up ! Hahahaha
They must think they’re meunsters. 😂
Gouda one.
here for the ratio
She might as well pull that fire alarm because this shit is an emergency.
Y’all are getting played. This is a joke.
So, did she ruin date night by pouting, not eating, wearing the long face for 18 full minutes? Should of started with a pitcher of margaritas, she wouldn’t have notice the cheeseless fajitas.
Oh my God this is awful are you ok?!?!
Have you ever tried shredding cheese? Should have asked for grated.
I haven't heard a story this tragic since I heard about Putin paying Taliban militants to murder US service people while Trump sat on his hands.
Thoughts & prayers
Looks like a rockin date night
Yes, suffering without shredded cheese. God help us all.
Dude, just leave a yelp review like a normal person.
I can't believe people are willing to risk their lives eating indoors.
and uhh she's not eating, but not wearing a mask. If youre going to sigh and stare wistfully at a plate of food while you wait on cheese with tears in your eyes, then put a mask on.
She is trying so hard to look like she's trying so hard not to cry
she looks like my nephew when he isn't given cookies for breakfast
Poor thing. Do you have to cut the crust off her PB&J sandwiches too?
Thoughts and prayers.
Wait, holy shit, this ... this isn’t satire? This is real?
Has anyone started a ‘go fund me’ for her yet?
No one should have to suffer like that.
Thoughts and prayers.
Not 18 minutes!
Who is blaming Covid for crappy service?
This is embarrassing bro you can just delete it
Boo freaking hoo
your wife sucks and so do you
Well aren't you guys pieces of crap?
What losers whine like this.
So sorry for the loss of your dignity
Damn, when Mark Farina is getting in on the action, you know you've made it.
i’m dead 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Heeehee!
Cheese on fajitas? That's a burrito and there are several fast food joints for thst. Or 7Eleven
is she okay? she looks like she might cry fr
Because cheese on fajitas is blasphemy.
hey @tonyhawk why are you following this clown?
Why don't you just pull the emergency cheese lever behind her? It drenches you in cheese like Nickelodeon slime.
You both seem like spoiled brats
Give her a midol and a tampon and tell her to eat her effing dinner
So, I guess fajitas were the only item on the menu?
Dude. Are you serious with this shit?
Pull the fire alarm as this is clearly an emergency. My wife died from lack of fajita cheese!!!!
Thank God she is seated close to the fire alarm. Thoughts and prayers that she makes it.
cant believe you put your wife on blast like this
I bet you have shredded cheese at home, where you should be eating
wow, hope she survives this ordeal
Lol, oh my God. I thought this was a parody account at first.. this isn't though, this is really real. Holy shit.
Man Fuuuuuuck you nerd.
Why is this the only way she can eat fajitas, does American cheese hand feed you or something? Can’t you feed her? I don’t get it 😅
I can't imagine the struggle. You guys are the real heroes.
Opinionated much?
"Every day on Twitter there is a main character..."
Call the cops
This trauma is making me angry and breaking my heart. How will you and wifey ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever everEVEREVEREVEREVEREVER.....recover? These servers are trash! Awful! Probably liburls.
So uh where is her mask if she isn’t eating just sighing heavily...mask that
Thoughts and prayers.
5000 plus positive covid cases today, but you have to have a date night. Got it.
2.5 million Americans are sick with COVID-19, and restaurants are running at half staff so you and your entitled wife can dine out mid-pandemic while pouting and tweeting about cheese because you perceive yourselves as so special, that everyone should be at your beck and call.
Get to-go boxes. Looks like your date is over. What a pathetic excuse for sadness with so many others struggling to eat, pay their bills, and bury their loved ones.
People are dying and your wife doesn’t care and you showed the world
How dare mi cocina murder this woman
(Possibly sensitive)
Insufferable, both of you
This is the dumbest shit I’ve ever seen any Karen complain about and I cannot even make a joke about how pathetic this tweet is
She’s not disappointed in the lack of cheese, she’s disappointed at the wuss you are
Her cheese comes with whine.
This guy is a professional whiner
twitter.com/jsv4/status/12…
Disappointed, saddened & just regret the time & $$ we spent this weekend at @GaylordTexan Just terrible management, rude & could care less about customer experience. @MarriottBonvoy @Marriott may have just lost a longtime, loyal member. #fathersday2020
She needs to use the alarm behind her for this emergency! 🚨
People are dying and you're boo-hooing over shredded cheese? GTFOH
Tell her to grow up, sit up, wrap it up, and take it home. People are sick and dying.
Tell her to pull it outta her crotch!
Boo fucking hoo.
This post cannot be serious
"oNly wAy shE cAn eAt faJitAs"
Careful with these tweets you might piss off all 9 of your subscribers on YouTube
stupid wife
Welcome to viral Karen world, dude.
Winter is coming.
The suggest you delete your account with extreme prejudice
lol this guy is tweeting just up the road from me.
I’m no Mico’s fan but give the servers a break
absolutely.
Shut up. People are dying.
oh no how will you survive
Shut up
Thoughts and prayers.
I am embarrassed for you posting this! She looks like a spoiled child! Actually, a child would probably eat the fajitas without the cheese!
And yet you got started without her. Way to go Mr Manners!
Cringe 🤢🤮
She has issues. So do you for enabling them.
Has she got it yet???
welcome to the resistance
eat the shit of a dog
I hope your wife is okay🙏 tell her to call me if not!
That’s so Plano.
"3 + months locked up" is what you should have been doing to save lives, but it looks like you were being a bitch at the Marriott just last week!
OH SHIIIIIIT
People are dying and you’re mad about shredded cheese
LOL what is she 4???
Stop being a snowflake!!
It is absolutely possible to eat fajitas without shredded cheese. This is embarrassing.
People are dying and you and your wife think having no cheese is some fucking travesty.
can relate. my four year old will only eat their tacos this way
Great tweet
She even has a little straw in her drink 👶
Divorce her. Nobody has to have cheese to eat a fajita.
MiCocina—That food looks delicious. I’d happily eat it without cheese.
(For Dallas, it’s average Tex Mex)
I’d say slightly above average. But that also depends how many mambos you had before you got your food.
Mambos are one of the few items that get me to skip beer :)
I'd also say it's a bit above average in terms of quality - we have a *lot* of crap Tex-Mex options to be frank. But it's balanced out by being one of the more expensive options.
I can point to 25 or so less expensive and better in Dallas!
Oh I'm sure! The "bit above average" is more indicative of the sheer number of crap ones.
What's your favorite, btw? Mine is in Austin and I've found nothing here which adequately compares.
My go to’s are Rafa & EBar. Also have a few fav taco spots El Come’ and a couple places other side of MHH bridge
For SoCal there is nothing Mexican there
Please contribute to my #18minuteswithoutcheese GoFundMe
I’ve never wanted a hashtag to catch on more in my life.
Y’all are savage and I love each and every one of you.
You joke but I have never in my life gone #18minuteswithoutcheese
Frankly, Larry, I don’t ever want to imagine it. I’d rather get a life threatening respiratory illness than go #18minuteswithoutcheese
Get in touch with @ShelleyLuther
Is there an option to donate directly in cheese? I would like to do that one, please.
lol I weep for your suffering
Oh no......a TexMexiKaren?
Did she say "thank you for tweeting about it instead of doing something about it honey"
Seems to be his brand.
My wife left me
What a god damn tragedy.
How did I know you’d be here
(Possibly sensitive)
Wow ! The princess didn’t get her cheese? What a bunch of whiners!
Is she ok
Yeah but is she ok
she didnt get cheese if thats what you're asking
damn that's fucked up
idk i thought it was cool
lack toast & tolerance. deadly
bong app the teeth !
bone apple teats
Wait, she needs toast too? With fajitas?
um don’t u kno ANYTHING about nutrition ?!
starved to death in front of a plate of un-cheesed fajitas.
As if 2020 wasn't long enough
Hell of a way to go
she died doing what she loved (oppressing the disenfranchised)
rip to a fake one
Oh, so that’s what happens when she tries eating fajitas without shredded cheese. Damn.
Is this man bothering you, ma'am
Cheese clearly not ok with any of it
Her husband is a podcaster
Sounds like a no
Lbvs my podcasts are 1000% better than his. But I don’t have one.
Excuse me sir. But we still don’t know if Annie is ok.
bRiNg MuH cHeEsE!!!!!!!!
Is this really where you want to plant your flag? Retweeting is going to put your wife’s face all over the US. I saw this from someone who is not in TX much less N TX. Maybe the servers were stressed.
Professional BS complainer😂😂
From last week:
twitter.com/jsv4/status/12…
Disappointed, saddened & just regret the time & $$ we spent this weekend at @GaylordTexan Just terrible management, rude & could care less about customer experience. @MarriottBonvoy @Marriott may have just lost a longtime, loyal member. #fathersday2020
So instead of snowflakes, you're self-obsessed cheese flakes?
are you ok
Is this a joke? Maybe reevaluate your priorities
Wow, rigid much??
Why didn’t you ask for cheese in the first place lmao
“The only way she can eat fajitas” grow up 🙄 rather then get cold and waste it than eat it without cheese... while.. hello, Kim, people are dying
I hope you and your wife Karen will be able to sleep tonight. #assholes
Food looks soooo bomb!
For what it’s worth, Texas also faces a significant shortage of testing supplies, which will determine how long your next lockdown is going to last.
mobile.twitter.com/KVUE/status/12…
"We're going to go back to only testing people who are symptomatic because we frankly don't have enough testing capability and the tests are not coming back quickly enough," @MayorAdler said Friday evening. #COVID19 #coronavirus #Austin #ATX
Austin will no longer test those without COVID-19 symptoms, mayor says
Austin Mayor Steve Adler took to Facebook Live on Friday to hold his regular "Got A Minute?" show, where he discusses coronavirus updates in the community.
kvue.com
Thoughts and prayers for a cheesy recovery
You poor man.
Did you try pulling that alarm thingy
Your wife looks like she's never been satisfied by you.
Wow, I really feel for you! I mean, with all the grief going on in the world, people dying from a nasty virus, black people getting killed by cops, rioting in the streets, a government and economy in collapse, whew!
But yeah, shredded cheese. That's the MAIN THING RIGHT NOW.
Seriously? People are dying of COVID-19 and you're worried about shredded cheese. Ridiculous!
After WW3, we are made to face the next calamity. This can't be excused.
This is advanced level Karening.
Really? The absence of shredded cheese has got you down? THAT'S what you're bitching about tonight?
Wait til you see how they serve fajitas in the ICU...
Served exclusively with shredded wheeze
Tots and pears
We see you trying to get them fajitas taken off the tab.
Maybe a gift card. Free Loco Margarita. Queso fundido to take home, gratis. Season them fajitas with your wife’s tears.
your wife seems deeply upset, can I have her email so I could offer her some advice and council in these trying times
Poor baby.
Guys maybe she has an eating disorder and that's the reason why it HAS to be that way.
So theres this invention...
Weren’t you just at a resort?
Liar.
Karen might not be getting her cheese shredded, but the Twitter-verse will most definitely shred both of you for posting this. Good job on your whiny (and probably viral by now) entitlement tweet.
Oh it's viral, I was brought here by it's viralness
get this bitch some queso!!!!
why are you following the "bring my bitch some queso" account
Is this real life or just a parody?
Why are you complaining about the people waiting on you during a pandemic?
Sir please tell your wife that I can get her some shredded cheese like a real man, and my dms are open
WHAT?!?!
Just here to add to the ratio
Fascinated by the use of "can eat" ....like, is she physically incapable of eating fajitas without cheese? Is this a medical condition?
Wow, this is so fake and disengenious it’s sad...
Lemme guess. Shredded Velveeta
(Possibly sensitive)
Can't imagine why!!! He seems like such a calm and grounded individual!
(Possibly sensitive)
Take all the cheese in the divorce.
Why is your wife pouting like a child for not getting sprinkle cheese though?
Bc that’s how the white people of Collin County are. Spoiled and entitled AF.
I’m thinking of all the people working in restaurants while people like you sit in them with your uncovered, possibly asymptomatic mouths and have the fucking nerve to complain about the experience. I hope you both get the diarrhea of your lives.
This 👆🏼
Food looks awesome @MiCocina_TexMex! The staff is probably looking for the cheese grater. It never gets used except at children’s bday parties. Also, your wife sounds and looks super sweet. 🙄
(Possibly sensitive)
I hope you're able to get what treatment you can during this
It’s the ONLY WAY she can eat fajitas.
Imagine being a grown ass adult and being this whiny...
Meanwhile, that meat is cooked perfectly. So…bright side? Oh, also, read the room.
😂 parody? She can’t eat without cheese?
There's only one move left. Pull the fire alarm. What have you got to lose at this point?
Where's the photo of her complaining to the server who brings the cheese that her fajitas are cold?
She should leave you
Hey man can I have some of those fajitas if your wife’s not going to eat them?
Sir please give chuck the fajitas
The people of Somalia send their condolences.
Finally, someone to think about when I think my shit can’t get any worse. There’s always No Cheese Wife Guy. 🙏🏼 Thank you.
You’re pathetic much? That look on her face says “my puppy died”, not “I need cheese”. Seriously. 🤣🤣
I’m here to tell you right now.....we don’t care
Just putting the screencaps here for when you inevitably delete this in shame
Are you sure she's not angry with you for making her go out tonight?
America is broken.
Jesus Fucking Christ, now that's a ratio.
Somewhere in a third world country the food on your table will provide sustenance for a week for a couple of people. And you’re bitching about shredded cheese? How sad have we become...
Awwwwww, poor Karen didn't get shredded cheese...
I hope she starved waiting for her cheese 👍
should prolly bring shredded cheese with next time
It would be a shame if everyone went and left a shitty review on this asshole’s podcast.... such a shame
, if you EVER bring this woman cheese we're boycotting you.
Thoughts and prayers
People are dying
I hope your fajitas give her the shits and she hersheys your bed
Thoughts and prayers.
I want to believe you are trolling your wife
Go ahead...try it without shredded cheese...live life to the fullest!
Thoughts and prayers.
Underrated tweet.
Hope she gets bloated from that cheese
First fucking world problems
If you had just brought a doctors note stating that she can only eat fajitas with shredded cheese you could have avoided this whole situation
You’re not getting the response you thought you would, are you?
Thoughts and prayers!
How the hell did you land Tony Hawk as a follower?
Actually, assholes get crappy service.
So...in this scenario, which one of you is the Karen?
"It's the only way she can eat fajitas"
Is this for real?
Thoughts & prayers.
Just kidding, f*ck right off with this bullsh*t while people are dying.
How about you quit blaming crappy service on COVID19? where's your fπ©king masks? You know, sputum collecting at the back of your COVID clogged ventilator tube kinda smells like shredded cheese. 🤦🏻♀️
Didn’t you hear, salsa verde kills Covid-19
🤣🤣🤣🤣 Or was it the salt & heat in the Salsa Verde?...but only in Tallahassee
𝟯+𝗺𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗵𝘀 𝗾𝘂𝗮𝗿𝗮𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗲, 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝗝𝗨𝗡𝗘 𝟮𝟭 𝗧𝘄𝗲𝗲𝘁𝗲𝗱:
#fathersday2020 Disappointed, saddened & just regret the time & $$ we spent this weekend at @GaylordTexan Just terrible management, rude & could care less about customer experience. @MarriottBonvoy
Thoughts and prayers
Didn’t Karen demand the manager come to your house?
Let me shed a tear for your first world problems. Poor baby !!!
Nice mask she's wearing...
Oh this poor woman 😢. Sending positive vibes hope you can make it through this extremely challenging time 😆
prolly shoulda got take-out
Maybe you should learn to cook.
Hope they apologized to you and then offered you and your wife a complimentary plate of shit to eat
I would like to pork your wife
At least it’s wasn’t a cold McMuffin.
3 months? Texas restaurants were closed for 6 weeks, opened back up a month ago. Kudos for going above and beyond.
Oh. No. Whatever will you do.
Hello darkness my old friend....
Great use of split screen!
I'M CACKLING 😂
This is so fucking beautiful.
But shredded cheese is THE ONLY way she can eat fajitas... have a fuckin heart...
Positively delightful. I envy your editing skills.
She looks like no fun at all to live with. Can you imagine living with someone who looks that forlorn over the absence of cheese? Wow. Everyone who didn’t marry her dodged a bullet.
She’s not thinking of cheese — she’s thinking “I married a podcaster … a podcaster …”
Amazing, well done
This is quality!
This is why I'm on twitter
I can almost hear Sarah McLaughlin singing.
This is exactly what I was thinking. Bravo!
You Win!!! That is perfect!!!
I think the tweet was taken down but this was the lady
I live in Allen. Swing by and I'll give you a bag of shredded cheese so we can all stay inside and not spread COVID more than it already is
Aww. Poor thing.
Perhaps the waitstaff got confused when she asked for "fajitas but with shredded cheese" instead of a fucking quesadilla.
I don't know where you get your Tex-Mex but fajitas come with cheese. I've never gotten an order of fajitas that didn't. Not being able to eat them without cheese, though, is just freaking ridiculous.
I guess it's a regional variation.
Holy shit. 😂
Go the hell home
Oh the humanity!
I’m so sorry about your shredded cheese, douchebag.
Ooo ooo ooo honey. Make this pouty face because you’re not getting what you want and I’ll take a picture and post it and complain about it! Great idea, rightttttt!!!
Some cheese just for you
Yeah all of the dead people and their families wish they could get a side of cheese too.
Did she end up getting the cheese?
And you KNOW you ain't getting none tonight when your wife is giving you the Melania face 💀
Delete your account
'it's the only way she can eat fajitas' Divorce her.
The very definition of privilege, right here
Thoughts and prayers
Why hath you forsaken us!
Like...literally the only way? Are there other foods she can't eat without shredded cheese?
This is parody, right?
Praying to Grilled Cheesus for you and your 7-year-old wife.
This is embarrassing for both you and your wife, but I’m not sure who should be more embarrassed.
My uncle James died on 9/11, and somehow, this just feels even worse.
My grandparents died in the holocaust & I thought that was tragic. But thinking about her without cheese is horrifying. It’s one of the biggest if not THE biggest traumatic events the world has ever had AND she lived through it. The strength of this woman is outstanding
There's like 8 billion Tex Mex dishes that have cheese and you want the ONE thing that doesn't come with cheese
I bet she waits for ketchup at italian restaurants too
Oh noz 😳
That's your problem?
What happens if she eats a cheeseless fajita
I’m in Quarantine awaiting covid test results but so upset your wife can’t get fast cheese. Y’all are the worst
Lol what a giant baby
I might have to follow this account if this is the kinda shit you post. Hilarious.
I’m here for the ratio.
if u don't bring ur own don't whine, why would you let your wife embarrass you like that dude
This bitch is gonna send her food back cold when she does get the cheese. Bet.
This is a joke, right? You're joking? Good one.
Shorter @jsv4: “I can’t Brie!”
😂😂😂😂Howling! Underrated tweet.
Thanks. Many fine people say I have a whey with words.
I had a wife, once. I don’t talk about it much, but let me just tell you that I can never look at shredded cheese the same way.
I'd like to start a go fund me for your wife
wow this guy really likes to complain to brands in an effort to get free stuff! hope your wife survived!
If your wife didn’t agree to you sharing her pic, maybe delete it and spare her the public shame.
And if she did, maybe delete it anyway and spare her the public shame.
This is not ER service you are waiting on, it’s a restaurant! Go up and ask for that cheese!!
Or better yet, buy shredded cheese from a grocery store and then go home and stay there.
Definitely a sound option during a PANDEMIC!!
Murray, your advice has been the most sensible & kind comment of any I’ve read in this thread. The responses are hilarious, but yours is simple, straightforward, humanity. I really respect that. ☮️
See above responses. Adapt or die. She’s doomed.
The food has to be warmed up anyway. Makes more sense to pack it up and warm it up at home ...else we are on for a second tweetsotrm of “they took our food to reheat 17 min ago”.
I just hollered.
I was about to say. Ole wife need to keep some cheese in her purse then.
Or just buy the brick, and then go home and entertain yourself for 18 min or so by shredding it, imagining all the wonderful fajitas you could make.
This place is like 500 ft from a grocery store!
And wear a fucking mask.
Clearly they both need help that goes far beyond shredded cheese.
My mans is trying to get a podcast off the ground. This ain’t going nowhere. He’s already gearing for his “cancel culture” episode as we speak.
I’m guessing this date night didn’t end well.
Judging by her face I think she's unsatisfied every night, and not because of shredded cheese.
I’m actually aghast that they’d ruin this lovely spread of perfectly grilled meats (that steak! 😍) & nicely sautéed vegetables with fucking cheddar cheese!
Just order the chicken fingers—we know you do everywhere else you go. You’re not fooling the internet.
Someone finally said the thing - cheese on that steak? Blech.
#MiCocina should’ve asked them to leave for that alone. And the entire restaurant should’ve stood & applauded.
What! You expect him to read the situation and be decent? Never!
Also, if you put cheese on a fajita, it's no longer a fajita.
But they’ve asked 4 people already. I mean, damn.
lol you almost got me with that #satire
Nice of you start without her
Only way she can eat fajitas? Is this for real?
damn that sucks have y'all tried not being dumb babies
When that happens to hubby and I, we have a conversation while we wait. Apparently, you're not that entertaining; she looks bored. 😬
Jesus Christ, are you for real with this crap?
She has “I can’t wait to see my boyfriend” written all over her face
Shredded cheese on fajitas? Gross
Who eats cheese on fajitas? Grilled onions and meat is all you need.
The ratio here should be pretty, pretty, pretty good.
Not sure if this is a really bad attempt at a joke, but if people start referring to your wife as Fajita Karen, you’ve only got yourself to blame.
The t.v show Reno 911.
Oh god I forgot how much i missed Terry.
Tacos, tacos, tacos (sans cheese)!
Your wife sounds spoiled.
What a baby 😂😂
Go home and stop complaining.
Imagine the look on your wife’s face when she finds out you made her twitter famous for acting like a 6 year old child.
Feed it to her while making Choo-Choo train or airplane sounds. Never fails with toddlers
Lmao
Oh noes! All the foods she cannot eat without the shredded cheeses! Ring the bells! Harken the militias! ‘Tis a travesty for all good dairy eating wives!
This has to be satire.
My guy can't even get other people to join his podcast.
What a blessing that your worst problem in life is cheese related.
Worst. Tweet. Ever.
OMG NO!!!! Not the shredded cheese!
Call the @TheOnion quick!
She obviously didn’t have a Gouda experience
Remember to rate and review the podcast folks!
Neither Texas nor Oklahoma were shut down for 3 months.
And about that Marriott hotel complaint last week ...
Tell me. How do ya think date night is going NOW? I bet you’d take “fajitas without shredded cheese” over the roasting you’re getting now huh?
Get over your f’ing self
Shredded cheese the only way I can eat fajitas. Lol delete this. Cook at home. Be homeless and go hungry. It's harder than not getting cheese.
Maybe get her the mini corn dogs or chicken nuggets next time.
Wow, this is so sad. Such a tragic situation. I dont know how you can cope with it.
God bless! Stay strong! Lots of prayers going your way!
A no cheese fajita wasn't the first offense to this guy's family outings. His Father's Day was ruined at a $189/night stay resort. twitter.com/jsv4/status/12…
Disappointed, saddened & just regret the time & $$ we spent this weekend at @GaylordTexan Just terrible management, rude & could care less about customer experience. @MarriottBonvoy @Marriott may have just lost a longtime, loyal member. #fathersday2020
Thoughts and prayers
You’re gettin played
What’s the plural of pendejo?
"Pendejamos"??
This has to be a joke. No one could be this completely self unaware.
i get it cheese is the only way I can raise my children
Bully picky eaters
How did she find the inner strength and purity of will to not pull the no-shredded-cheese alarm right behind her head? That’s a keeper.
That there is some executive level privilege
You might consider getting a divorce..
Hope you both get covid 🎉
Is ur wife 5 yrs old
sir i will happily bring your wife some shredded cheese. what’s her number
This tweet will get more traction if you put a dot before the @
.@MiCocina_TexMex
A real man woulda brought the cheese.
Date Night + No Cheese = No Sex
Dont mind me just adding to the ratio, you dorks
Is this '20 minutes wait time weeping cops' sister?
...people are dying. Also if your wife ruins that good looking food with shredded cheese she doesn't deserve to eat fajitas.
I bet you left a huge tip .....??????
I think you and the wife are more hungry for attention than you are for shredded cheese.
I hope y'all get the worst cheese shits imaginable.
The staff is gonna make sure they have to duck walk into the house
I hope every worker in the restaurant business in your home city sees this and gives you exactly the service you deserve.
Loogiea for days
does she need shredded cheese to take a sip of that drink too
Please sir, my wife
My god, you poor souls.
Souls?
Oh. I meant ghouls.
I hope you spit cheese salad tasted great.
if i was at a restaurant with my wife and it had been 19 minutes since her food arrived and i had ONLY asked 4 people, i would give her everything i owned and dig myself a hole to live in
I would eat while she waited. But I would make sympathetic noises while chewing.
we are not the same
Well, I'm female so I know things. Like the divorce is coming soon. 😂 I would eat her share too if the wait was long enough.
Cold scampi is soooo nasty, and they totally deserve it.
I'd have dug in for sure.
If it was a real emergency, she’d pull that fire alarm
Please be fake
She can’t eat fajitas without shredded cheese?
That’s fucking weird.
High-maintenance.
Your marriage is sad
I bet they left zero tip too. What’s it like to be that sad of a person to be that mad over 18 minutes of waiting for food, while food workers are getting some of the shittiest experiences out of this mess(in the retail field specifically)
Wow....such 1st world problems...
Hit us up with the @gofundme 🙏🏻
Imma donate this many pennies 🖕
How are you real people
They are busy spitting in it. They even sent some to me so I, too, can spit in it.
Surely this post is a joke. Right?
Only half. We don’t spit in the solid foods, that can be too noticeable. Usually it’s soup or sauces that get the special treatment for shitty customers
you sir are a true true professional
Wait, @lazo_jenn, that was you we ran into leaving @MiCocina_TexMex, wasn't it?
You were at Table 7, right? near the window?
Thanks so much for doing the right thing, and I hope that cough gets better!!
Made me laugh.
Poor baby!!! That should be her worst problem in life.
Have you called the police?
Rich white people problems, amirite?
Everyone out here asking for racial justice and trying to get people to be responsible about a deadly virus, but somehow this poor womans plight is totally ignored by MSM.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaahhahahahaahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
might just wanna go ahead and delete this one, champ
Looks like she’s full off the chips and salsa. Stop complaining. If it gets bad enough, there are a lot of options on the table.
We’re talking about shredded cheese; not the meat; not the meat; not the meat; cheese; shredded cheese; we’re talking about shredded cheese; not the meat; not the meat; cheese; shredded cheese; not the meat; not the meat; shredded cheese.
-A.I., probably (not)
Waiting sucks, but so does your attitude. Barring some funky medical condition, your wife CAN eat the fajitas without cheese, she just doesn't want to.
Please sir, spare us one shred of cheese
I can’t cheese
You don’t carry loose cheese for your wife? Pathetic. What kind of man are you?
I have to leave the room because "loose cheese" has me giggling so hard. I mean, I also need a diet coke from the fridge.
if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
carry some loose cheese for your own wife
from my personal point of view
make it gouda or possibly bleu
Excellent.👏🏼
"loose cheese"😂😂😂
just go in the fuckin loose cheese drawer, grab a few handfuls before you go, it's not fucking hard.
you already gotta grab a masque from the masque jar, just get cheese while you're at it!
look at them, maybe they don't have a loose cheese drawer, from what i understand poorer americans don't even know what a loose cheese drawer is.
Much less have a masque or masque drawer...
dreadful I'm sure
We weren’t wealth growing up but we had both the loose hard cheese drawer and loose soft cheese drawer. Only Mama dared to touch the soft-cheese drawer.
I hope she sees this man
Fajita wife...hello
I'm bringing loose cheese next time we go out to eat, just to see wife's reaction when I pull it out for her....
Follow earned.
I love when you don't wear a coat for awhile, and the next time you wear it you're surprised by some pocket cheese.
Oh, the pleasantries of life!
What if it's blue cheese in the pocket, all loose and crumbly? Is it still a win?
Gorgonzola?
No you filthy animal, that's a big L! Take a seat!!
Pathetic beta male
This tweet is life affirming. I'm grateful for humanity tonight.
I thought Texas was an open carry (cheese graters) state.
“Loose Cheese” is the name of my sex tape.
A true gentlemen would anticipate these situations.
"Loose cheese"
pocket cheese lives matter
Prayers up for that shirt she’s wearing too :(
Damn you. Feed that poor woman.
You are a hero for putting up with this. Like frontline healthcare workers during covid. Like soldiers storming the beaches of Normandy. I can’t believe the class, courage and restraint you have in not throwing a temper tantrum. Congrats
Wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
First of all, shredded cheese doesn't go on fajitas. Second, if it's the only way she can eat fajitas, she's a baby, so stay at home OR BRING YOUR OWN SHREDDED CHEESE, KAREN!
People died. She didn't get her fucking cheese. Okay.
Where will you find the strength to overcome this adversity??
Food looks great. Stop being Karens
Should have stayed home. You can buy a huge bag of shredded cheese at the market for like $5.
And WTF are you doing going out in Texas?
You're wife's condition sounds tragic. I know where she can get some cheese.
Is... this a joke...? Go home! We’ve all been in quarantine for 3+ months and it’s gonna last even longer because people out there without masks.
sorry your wife has the palate of a 6 year old
Y’all haven’t been locked up for 3+ months. You went away last weekend and complained about that, too.
Tell her to spread her legs.... I'm sure there's plenty of cheese there. 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
She looks like one of those bitches who takes her shoes off in restaurants then tips 5% on perfect service. Tell her she's welcome to pick the shredded cheese from the luscious locks of my unholy mud cave.
Date night is in the Dunder Mifflin employee kitchen?
They're probably stunned that anyone would put fucking cheese on a fajita.
I'm sure 2,336 dead Texans wouldn't mind eating fajitas without cheese.
This is pathetic.
THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS 🙏🙏🙏
Lol at eating inside right now. Good work.
You did it, you found the perfect gif
Service workers are once gain braver than the troops
'You dragged me here to die for your pudcast and my knee hurts.'
I don’t know whether to say bless her heart, or bless yours. But I do know, y’all belong together.
This is a joke right? People aren’t actually like this right??
(No comment)
What I find very bothersome—aside from the Karen attitude—is that she can only eat fajitas with shredded cheese. Does she have the maturity of a 9yo?!
my god, this is true suffering
the buddha discussed this as part of the 4 noble truths
I’m just here for the ratios and they do not disappoint.
You asked for shredded cheese and instead Twitter force fed you your own ass.
Ooo, I do love a well placed Love Island gif
What’s next? They forget to fill her water glass. This is an outrage!
Snowflake
Thoughts and prayers 🎻
Did she ever consider growing the fuck up?
I came here to say exactly this and you took it right out of my mouth. LMAOOOOO
As a professional chef who is forced to work in a mask around people who can’t be bothered to and who is watching in real-time as her beleaguered staff is dealing with a new situation every day and taking it like champions I’d like to offer you a free plate of Please Fuck Off.
thoughts and prayers.
your wife is a toddler.
are they gonna be okay???? very worried
Hate to break it to you but if you’re eating out in Texas right now you’ve got bigger problems than no cheese
Like this is so embarrassing. I cannot believe you lack even the slightest self-awareness that might have told you to not post this
“Amor Eterno” plays softly in the background as if to underscore the indelible sadness of this moment 😢🙏🏼🕊
Your life is clearly miserable, and your priorities seem to be in excellent order.
Omg have a cry lmao 🎻🎻🎻
Bruh u got a queen like that and you don't even bring your own cheese in case something like this happens???
You embarrass her on Twitter?
Sorry bro imma have to snatch that queen up
Salt peter~John
Cheese~Abigail
Is your wife’s name Karen? Has she asked to speak with the manager?
Sorry for the wait, here’s your cheese, Karen
I hate this man more than the chipotle jeans guy
Do you never NOT complain?
JFC the entire world is in a middle of a pandemic.
twitter.com/jsv4/status/12…
Disappointed, saddened & just regret the time & $$ we spent this weekend at @GaylordTexan Just terrible management, rude & could care less about customer experience. @MarriottBonvoy @Marriott may have just lost a longtime, loyal member. #fathersday2020
Those workers are risking their lives to serve you. I hope your beef strips were cold by the time you chose to eat your dinner & stop whining. What selfishness
Is your wife’s name Karen?
120k dead but the rea tragedy is you had to wait for cheese at a restaurant in the middle of a pandemic
Talk about privilege, how about being thankful you’re alive and able to afford to go out and eat. What selfish ppl
Go to Taco Bell next time, idiotas.
And look at you. Tagging the restaurant to what, try to get people fired? You're so entitled it's amazing. You literally disgust me
First world problems brah
Cry me a River. Cheese doesn’t go on fajitas. Go to Taco Bell you NOOBS.
have u considered making an album bc this is album cover material
I heard this in the voice of the dude from Dead Flag Blues and im just on the floor convulsing with laughter rn holy fuck
FFS cheese. CHEESE! Bring your own next time.
That’s definitely stolen clip art with a poorly edited out watermark I mean
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
I was so inspired I just made myself a cheese platter and eating it while I scroll and laugh. Are you jealous?
I literally will die if a mountain of shredded cheese is not on my food and that includes ice cream and Mt dew, so I feel her pain
Seriously dude?
Sir this is a Wendy's.
Fajitas use cheese?
Thoughts and prayers...
wow, I hope you guys survive this catastrophic moment... thoughts and prayers.
I hope they cough in your food
You brought this on yourself
Thoughts and prayers.
Just think how long you’ll have to wait for an ICU bed
you really tweeted this? Embarrassing
Maybe she should pull that fire alarm
I was there and threw a couple of handfuls of shredded cheese at her face and instead of being thankful and eating said cheese, just bitched and moaned about some asshole throwing shredded cheese at her face. What the fuck is wrong with her?
I will keep your wife in my prayers
Big Karen energy.
Cheese don’t go on fajitas. If you wanted cheese, order a damn steak taco.
Also quit whining.
What the fuck does that mean
Karen, have you tried the manager?
Wow, bro. Did you marry my eight year old daughter? Because she, too, cannot eat fajitas without cheese. She also puts ketchup on her pasta. Also, she's a child.
Wow. That’s just tragic. She should probably have a hobby or something. Maybe volunteer at a homeless shelter?
Got cheese grater?
Thoughts and prayers
I'm a server and I'll just let you all know:
If you think your server is being less proactive and helpful than before it's deliberate. I'm trying to spend as little time around you as possible right now.
"BABE, WAIT! Before you take a bite try to look sad as fuck so I can get some internet points. I'll make up some dumb shit about...*looks around, sees cheese shaker* cheese or something."
people are dying and you are pouting about shredded cheese? get your priorities in order.
I can't believe y'all are letting that delicious food get cold because Karen here is so utterly lacking in taste that she can't stomach it without drowning it in shredded cheese like a sick dog that won't take its pill
Thoughts and prayers. I hope the good God above gives you the strength to endure this tragic moment.
My kid’s college graduation, phi beta kappa induction and white coat ceremony for med school were all cancelled. She cancelled her own SB trip.
But you’ve helped her realize her privilege in having access to shredded cheese. She’s ashamed for being so self centered. Thx
Quick shout out to people who work in the service industry because people like you and your wife are exactly the kind of people rushing out to eat at restaurants that tip badly and complain like this. Go home, eat your unseasoned food, and leave these poor people alone.
How many times did y’all rehearse this so she could make that face?
Pleas don’t pay attention to these assholes.
Thank you for your sacrifice. Stay strong🙏
wow same thing happened to my wife
twitter.com/briggityboppit…
+@MiCocina_TexMex My wife, date night after 3+ months locked up on quarantine. Waiting for shredded cheese as it's the only way she can eat fajitas. We've asked 4 people, going on 18 minutes now. Just unreal at Allen, TX location. We gotta quit blaming #COVID19 for crappy service.
pull the fire alarm. this is truly the kind of emergency it was made for and will get those rude servers' attention
Going to guess your wife's name is Karen?
How you treat others betrays how you truly feel about yourself. Grow up.
- you sure you wanna follow this guy?
you should've just stayed home
Boo-freaking-hoo. People are actually dying but oh, no, your shredded cheese!!
this ain't it bruh
Smh this is why I always bring shredded cheese with me in a ziplock bag
Bless her heart
ITS THE ONLY WAY SHE CAN EAT FAJITAS GODDAMMIT LISTEN TO ME MAN
Why she need shredded cheese when she got hella queso?
She looks so sad. Imagine how sad she'd be if someone she loved died of CV-19?
Imagine how sad she'd be if she had to risk her life during a pandemic, just to serve miserable, entitled people like you and your wife.
She’s like the Pieta.
And then they came for the shredded cheese for my fajitas and there was no one else to speak for me
I honestly never thought I would laugh at a version of this. You’ve impressed me. 😂
This might be the most Collin County tweet of all time.
Go home.
Get a real problem.
It’s the ONLY WAY.
Thoughts and prayers.
According to your feed, you’ve been out and about plenty in just the past few weeks. Restaurants (unmasked) meeting athletes, staying (and complaining) at the Gaylord, even (unmasked) at arcades.
Stay home. Texas is in bad enough shape.
eat at home, or enjoy anyone still wanting to wait on you for no money
WHY TF SHE ORDER FAJITAS IF THE ONLY WAY SHE CAN EAT THEM IS WITH SHREDDED CHEESE
The cheese will have a tampon in it and you’ll deserve it
wow you guys are dumb
I’m sure the waitstaff are thrilled to death, no pun intended, on having to be there to wait on unmasked pricks like you when they’re worried about getting sick themselves and taking it home with them.
Can you quit life?
Devastating
Dude, she looks like she’s the worst.
the cheese wife
Horrible people. She can skip the cheese.
everyone's giving you shit for this, but i think its actually super alpha to whine about restaurant service on twitter
Her name has to be Karen 🤦🏻♀️
I would tell my wife to grow up bc that food looks good
I know. What a baby.
what an absolute disaster of a tweet.
“It’s the only way she can eat fajitas”
hee haw tex can’t eat muh fucken food without shurded cheese coz i’m a huge ass baby
Last I checked texas had like the number 1 rona cases now lmao
You and your wife ain’t shit
Actually footage right before the cheese arrived.
First shredded cheese has no place on fajitas. Secondly take your ass to HEB they gots plenty
Who actually quarantined for 3 months? You have to be kidding.
Oh for the love of--
Grow up.
You and your wife both need to grow the hell up.
MiCocina is delicious how dare you come for them this way
literally used to be my first stop after landing at DFW! they never forgot MY cheese!
You don’t deserve to eat at Mi Cocina ever again
This is one of those tweets you should, um, delete.
Thoughts and prayers
Then maybe she shouldn’t order fajitas?
sorry to hear about the starvation of your wife in the great US of A
Owning yourself to weasel free fajitas is really something.
wait till you get the covid
Who puts cheese on fajitas?
Oh did someone get addicted to cheese
Cheesus Christ, You gouda brie kidding me.
Is she a toddler? Is this the toughest hardship you‘ve had to endure? What the fuck is wrong with y’all?
I also bet they tipped like shit because of course they did
Man, if I lived in Allen, I would order MiCocina RIGHT NOW, and ask for their cheese to come to me, and tip the hell outta the staff.
awwww were they out of chicken nuggies???
I hope this is a joke. People in your state are dying. If you can only eat food one way and it isn’t due to health or allergies, cook at home.
Wear a mask
this is absolutely shocking. you're telling me they don't have a kids' menu?
Karen hunger strike
OMG! Are you okay?
Self own hall of fame
Tell your wife to carry a bag of shredded cheese in her purse. Or a block of cheese & a shredder. Should save everyone unecessarry grief. Also, CHEESE WITH FAJITAS ISN'T NECESSARY!!!!
My god man read the room.
Oh ffs 🤦🏻♀️
Holy shit! Is she ok?
How will your family survive this?
you wouldn't have had this problem if you'd eaten in
She looks constipated. I'd skip the cheese.
You've asked a person every 4.5 minutes?
If this is a shitpost, it's truly some next level content
But if it's not...oof
Just here to add to the richly deserved ratio
People are dying in droves. Ask us how many fucks we give about your lack of shredded cheese...
Spoiled assholes
Dang bro. Big oof
Looks like your date night is gonna be without a taco tonight.
Seems what we have here is a very severe case of Karenbyproxy.
Munchieshausen Syndrome by Proxy
underrated diagnosis tweet
Otherwise known as Chad. #MaleKaren
I don't think you understand. It is IMPOSSIBLE for her to eat fajitas without shredded cheese, though.
What a bitch.
PLEASE MY FAMILY IS DYING. IT IS THE ONLY WAY I CAN EAT FAJITAS
Believe it or not you still have time to delete this.
What's Spanish for Karen? Seriously I don't want to make fun. She might have some illness or disability that makes her unable to consume fajitas without the proper cheese. On the other hand, pretty girls ARE more used to getting what they want.
Nice ratio
"The service was so terrible that I won't be paying the buffalo bill."
Hey! Don't be rude to me
Poor thing. How will you ever manage?
This is so sad I'm literally crying and shaking rn 😭 💔
It really should come with a trigger warning @jack can you address this, please? Maybe add a button or something?
You need to be tweeting to @montereyjack
Does she have a bizarre digestive issue or is she just a five-year-old?
I can't tell you how sad I am for you. This is so horrid. To hell with the thousands of sick and dying in Texas, your wife NEEDS shredded cheese, bless your hearts.
Dear sweet baby Cheese-us, please allow this poor, long suffering woman her shredded cheese and smite the minimum wage servers with no health insurance and constant contact with people who don't wear masks.
That sucks dude, hope she’s ok
This is a joke, right? No one could be this much of a self-centered asshole for real.
Who eats fajitas with shredded cheese?
GO HOME
Does the ratio taste better than the cheese on those fajitas? Go home.
MY HEART FUCKING WEEPS FOR YOUR LIKELY SHIT QUALITY FAJITAS
Tots and pears there guy
OMG...your life is a misery. I’m praying you get cheese soon...
#KidsInCages
Poor thing. Such a tragedy.
Snowflake
Lol of course you have a fucking podcast.
Hope the cheese-less fajitas were worth it. You gonna tweet about the lousy service in the hospital once you and your wife need a vent for the Covid?
We should feel sorry for her?
Good thing you guys are together, you’re both so insufferable you’d be permanently single in the real world
At least you have your priorities in order, but good on your wife for being a ‘big girl‘ and not requiring a booster seat, I guess.
You guys still waiting?
FOH with your shredded cheese. You shouldn’t be allowed in any Mexican restaurants.
Good grief...what a spoiled little shit.
I am very sorry for your wife’s condition.
The place is probably packed and the servers are probably running themselves ragged. But I guess you left your empathy at home.
Did you actually think this garbage tweet outing yourselves as tremendously entitled douchebags was going to get a different reaction than it has?
She looks good on cheese. What's the deal?
Cheese fajita wife guy
What kind of an asshole eats fajitas with cheese? And I’m saying this as a person who considers cheese one of the four food groups.
The GIf below applies to you and your wife. Y’all deserve each other. Her for obvious reasons and you for taking her pic and tweeting it at the resturaunt like a child. Grow up. Go do something hard. Get off twitter. And if you have any self respect file for divorce tomorrow.
Lol fucking l
but guys it’s THE ONLY WAY SHE CAN EAT THEM
A real man would never let his wife have an experience like this. 18 minutes for shredded cheese? Are you a eunuch?
The only way she can eat fajitas???? Go home get some f’in cheese
Maybe something a little deeper is going on with your wife, for her to be this forlorn about her shredded cheese? Just saying.
Will she bitch about her food being cold now?
You people don't deserve disposable income.
Is her lack of cheese terminal?
Your wife is straight cringe bro, why did u even marry her?
Have you been injured by the lack of shredded cheese on your fajitas? If so, call 1-800-WHINER for a free consultation! Don’t wait, call now!
Get a hotter wife
There’s something else missing in her life and let me tell you buddy it’s not cheese!!!
Sorry but this is very funny
Are you gonna cry
least we know where to call the wahhhhhhmbulance
judging by that dirty fork on your plate I bet she’s more pissed at you for starting without her
The only way she can eat fajitas - you just typed that.
dude. you need to fix your bio.
"Huge passion for melodramatic whining & the topics that ruin my wife's reputation."
the chef JUST blasted a load all over your fajitas. be patient. it takes a lil while to get a second cumload going for the cheese
Have you ever heard of walking up to the counter?
Is this a horrible joke? This must be a joke. Ridiculous
Is fucking shredded cheese worth dying and killing other people over? Go home and stop whining.
Wow. I’ve not dated men for being less obnoxious than you and your wife.
Is her name Karen?
Rip to your wife but props to mi cocina cause the food looks fantastic
She ded RIP IN PEACE
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Bless her heart!
Pull the fire alarm this take is too hot
Y’all really cruised up into a suburban chain restaurant to complain about fajita toppings during a pandemic. What a hot take.
I can hear the sad Hulk TV show theme song playing over this.
Goddamn you. Now that's in MY head.
You’re not going to like him when he doesn’t get shredded cheese fast
It's cool. I, as a real man, make sure my wife is appropriately cheesed at all times.
That haunting piano as she walks down the highway in search of the next opportunity to encounter shredded cheese.
Alexa, please play “Sad Hulk closing credits song.”
😭
It got me every time.
Damn, no one posted a link for others to be sad to?
Yall slippin...PS SEND ME MY GOT DAMN SHREDDED CHEESES, MOFOS
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Will Karen starting yelling if she doesn't get her shredded cheese?
You could have swapped plates with her, if cheese was so critical.
Cancel your podcast, your internet service, your phone service.
That feeling when you only like Mexican food with shredded cheese & you realize you ordered the only goddamned item on a Mexican restaurant menu that doesn’t come smothered in shredded cheese.
This is peak suburban Dallas, I'm afraid.
(Possibly sensitive)
The only way she CAN or WILL?
I Camembert to read about such horrific injustice.
THE ONLY WAY
So many jokers in the replies, I bet no one will even care about this most recent picture of her:
if my man outed me on twitter for my childish eating habits smh 🗑🗑🗑
That can be arranged tho
dont care
What a snowflake.
EIGHTEEN MINUTES! My god, the humanity!
The drama .....
Thoughts and prayers
Holy rested bitch face!
Your wife is a stuck up baby. "I can't eat fajitas without my shredded cheese" boo hoo. Get your damn feet off the chair and learn some manners.
No can haz cheez
Did the 4 people work there?
There’s people that are dying
Thank you for your service
Me with them fajitas while she waits for that cheese.
I work in a restaurant and we make a point to give shitty service to the people we think are not wearing masks ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Ya know it IS possible for a human to shred some cheese in less than 3 months, right? And if that amazes you, buddy...take a wild guess at how long it takes to make fajitas at home...
The restaurant staff like...
want me to call you a waaaaaaaambulance?
Like I always say, the only edible part of a fajita is the shredded cheese. Sending sympathies, dude.
Satire😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
LOL SIR! If you don't go to the store and buy some Kraft shredded
i love working at the @MiCocina_TexMex in Allen, TX and refusing to serve shredded cheese to guests who order fajitas
The only way she can eat fajitas? Is she 4 years old?
Praying for your wife in this difficult time
Well, that may in fact be the face of a wife tired of the COVID excuse for crappy service.
But seems like the crappy 'service' may be that of Opinionated.
You can make shredded cheese yourself in a pinch, by coaxing a small bit of doo doo out of your hole and eating it
Drop the gofundme link fam
this is why i always pack my own shredded cheese
did you get your cheese????
Y"all can virtue signal with the pandemic juxtapositions but this is a legit complaint. Nothing more annoying than a meal served without a key ingredient and interminable wait times for service to fix it. I won't recount the absolute horror of my breakfast and the missing toast.
You may want to turn on your local news. Or any news for that matter
Lmao. Art.
I had a fajita without cheese back in '83. Still in therapy. Keep fighting the good fight!
Sending love and light through this trying time
Cheese on fajitas???? Get up & go get it yourself ffs. And shut up whining about quarantine & cheese when people are dying. Have some gratitude you are well & your only complaint is lacking cheese that doesn’t belong on a fajita 🙄
The Great Depression 2020 style.
You know the longer you remain there m, the greater your chances of getting COVID-19, right?
Wait this isn’t a troll tweet? LMAOOO the gall
Is this a joke?
I've seen this movie! She'll pull that fire alarm behind her and they'll have to go on the run. Liam Neeson chases them for months and they all wind up on a giant factory- farming dairy property and it just gets weird from there.... not a bad romp. 2 out of 5 rotten tomatoes.
maybe try the “here comes the choo choo train” method with the fajitas, i hear that works on babies
A real white woman would have brought her OWN shredded cheese stashed in her enormous purse next to the big pink monogrammed Yeti cup.
Shit, cheese would be in that pink yeti on ice monogrammed "chz".
Arbeit macht frei .
Did you get the cheese???
Those are not fajitas then. Call them Karenitas.
Imagine putting this on the internet and not thinking you would be roundly (and rightfully) mocked
18 minutes! How are you even alive?
It’s like a heartbreaking civil war letter. “Dearest Mary, the blockade at Taylor’s Ferry means we have been without shredded cheese for several days now. It is the only way most of the men can eat fajitas.”
You should get a divorce.
Is that Karen from Traders in NoHo?
How about stay at home during a pandemic and make your own damn fajitas
She has ugly hands.
So you two just sat there and let it get cold because you couldn't sprinkle some cheese on it? Oh my god, you poor babies.
...wow.
Shoulda had date night at home and shredded your own cheese tbh. Ain’t no fajita worth COVID-19 con queso.
If you go out back of the restaurant you will find a dumpster. You and your wife should both climb in said dumpster and stay there forever.
So now I'm curious. Is this what your podcast is about—demanding better service in a super obnoxious way? Did she get her cheese yet?
this is genuinely so funny thank you so much I needed the laugh
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