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LIFE HACK: Answer your phone "Hello you're on the air" and 99% of the time people will just hang up
8 replies and sub-replies as of Mar 30 2017

My new policy. Thank you! Thank you!
Mine, too! And you're welcome! I mean YOU'RE ON THE AIR.
I yell at telemarketers "Get those extra blood units down to the ER, stat!"
…I am going to start doing this immediately.
When they ask to speak with [name] I just say "No, but what are you wearing?". I get removed from lists quickly.
I live stream all my phone calls. It seems to help.
I use the greeting of "DS Jones telephone fraud division!"