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I had a parrot named Brexit who died last year. His last words were, “My passing will cause a worldwide sell-off.” #spooky #weird
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i thought i was voting for breadsticks? #WTF
i had cat named conan who always ate shit
I thought this whole thing was about the Browns leaving Cleveland...
thats a wise ass parrot
Yes, It used to have its own “toothbrush.” I know how Conan got his!
tweet pretty bird!
How much did he weigh in pounds?
Funny mine said "Polly want a cracker mutha fucka"
this is not funny
That parrot was a reincarnation of Nostradamus imo.
hahaha u just came up with tht right😆
Sorry to hear about your ex-parrot. He did have beautiful plumage though.
Damn, Conan. #BREXIT really is the perfect pet name.
get another one, this time name to lottery and ask for its numbers. :s halp me
he's just pining for the fjords
buy a replacement parrot. Call it fixit.
Good one ol chum.
stick to comedy.
You Are Such A Freak👍😂❤️ ❤️You Anyway👍
so you got him in Germany?
there is no such thing as a ginger pirate
My parrot gets me my drugs. He goes out at night and says "Polly Want Some Crack ...Polly Want Some Crack" #Ottawa
don't under estimate the greed of the human race. They do not want Some, They want it all. and it's all bullshit anyways.
I thought parrots IQ were that of a five year old .
It's all to sad and scary across the pond here..........
I thought this was about Conan leaving the Tonight Show? Still too soon?
Damn did @ConanOBrien just up his game with #'s? Do it sir! Do it! Crush the #twitter #game! #WriteforConan
He sounds like a smart parrot.
He's not dead. He's just resting.
plastic limey asswipe...
get your #brexit off the baked goods discount shelf don't eat the #NATOXIT
He sounds like my dead grandfather...wait a second.....
i remember when u used to be funny
Get another Parrot, name it Bremain. It will live longer.
your parrot was an egotistic bastard!
You killed your own pet?! Psycho!
you're going to hell in a hand #Brexit.
hilarious. perhaps your parrot was a pirate in disguise, and you misheard him, haha!
Well - He told me the Paper in his cage was the NY-Times & he choked on the stench ~
Your parrot died a YEAR ago and you're mourning him just NOW, to capitalize on his name for all its worth? You Monster! :O
it was a suicide he couldn't stand that gilded cage no more he preferred to live free in a third world economy
did it asked for a re-vote? 😁
spooky is it pronouncing a hard 'p' with no lips.
it is not the cause, just the catalyst #brexit
not so funny as ur face r , like this please conan i beg u
when the last vote was counted someone mumbled "Brexit sends his regards!"
Bad, I would not want to come up with something. But, bad. We know your IQ man. Now you can't get away with it.
God bless Britain's Independence Day!
I don't "buy" it.
that's weird cause I had a dog named brexit. He ran off on us. Wanted to come back later, we said no. Little brexit all alone
You didn't mention his son, who has spooky connections to renewed Scottish independence, named 'Sexit'.
that's weird, I used to have a racist parrot who was always talking about crackers; #pollyshouldwantracialequality
when is your show going to be back on Irish Tv?
Ya Conan, well I had a dog named Brexit and he liked to heard the sheep to the Abyss and then chuckle like a laughing Hyena!
My parrot kept saying "Fuck me Gary"so I asked my wife if Gary came over and she said yeah. Can't believe Gary fucked my parrot
#spooky #weird Trump bought a parrot he named "Corey Lewandowski" to do exactly what Corey did for a fraction of the cost.RT
I thought his last words were "take these stale crackers and shove it!"
did you replace him with one name regrexit
what a wacky coincedence
does it have anything to do with a Canadian penny?
But have you heard of the new cereal General Mills is test-marketing? It's Bran, Chex, and Fecal Matter. It's called Bran Crap.
Viva La freedom! God bless the UK!
Was it named after your aunt Mabel "Brexit" Conano? #schwing
do you also have a parrot named 'Grexit'? # foreboding #youneverknow
Great Britain wants a mulligan.
this is the tweet that made me unfollow you
says the guy who lives in opulence and who care about the small people of shit every day!
impressive to see the stars live in their own little selfish world who do not see beyond their noses
I USED to like ur show. Now I'm Looking forward to your bankruptcy and utter failure. Hope your family becomes impoverished.
pretty sure he actually said "Drop the #SDCC tickets fam"