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Conan O'Brien
@ConanOBrien
I had a parrot named Brexit who died last year. His last words were, “My passing will cause a worldwide sell-off.”
#spooky
#weird
90 replies and sub-replies as of Jun 29 2016
Katherine
@DKatherine210
Bad Dates Uk
@BadDatesUk
i thought i was voting for breadsticks?
#WTF
Grace Mulvey
@gracemulv
omg
Hamza Aman
@hamza_aman96
i had cat named conan who always ate shit
Mary Mac Bakehouse
@MaryMacMixes
I thought this whole thing was about the Browns leaving Cleveland...
browntrout
@browntroutfish
thats a wise ass parrot
Kar
@TRANSFOrigamis
Yes, It used to have its own “toothbrush.” Hummmm...now I know how Conan got his!
Susan Kay Lee
@susankaylee88
tweet pretty bird!
Iam Switters
@IamSwitters
Boooo!
Mehul Ingale
@ingale_mehul
How much did he weigh in pounds?
thehoch
@hochalicious
Funny mine said "Polly want a cracker mutha fucka"
Erik Russell
@rikoruss31
this is not funny
Chris
@thesandman091
Really.....
#YouCanDoBetterThanThat
Rich
@UnderTenPercent
That parrot was a reincarnation of Nostradamus imo.
albert eric
@alberteric0
hahaha u just came up with tht right😆
danny pew
@wiredhyperspace
Spiny Norman
@PiranhaBrothers
Sorry to hear about your ex-parrot. He did have beautiful plumage though.
Shawn Joseph
@spillustrate
Damn, Conan.
#BREXIT
really is the perfect pet name.
Richard Park
@Hai2udear
get another one, this time name to lottery and ask for its numbers. :s halp me
Brittney Grindr
@benjamin_c_c
he's just pining for the fjords
Carter Blunt
@Blunty_Poet
A Brex parrot?
NJ_Bailey
@DocCoach_Bailey
buy a replacement parrot. Call it fixit.
Don Pugh
@donjp78
Good one ol chum.
joe mussari
@MussariJ
stick to comedy.
Bells
@Carolyn42051141
You Are Such A Freak👍😂❤️ ❤️You Anyway👍
G Stockus
@beatlesonbankin
so you got him in Germany?
Jake Heffner
@hollywoodheffne
there is no such thing as a ginger pirate
Terry Toll
@TerryToll
My parrot gets me my drugs. He goes out at night and says "Polly Want Some Crack ...Polly Want Some Crack"
#Ottawa
Obviously Obvious
@ObviouslyObvios
don't under estimate the greed of the human race. They do not want Some, They want it all. and it's all bullshit anyways.
Sean Robles
@seanrobles091
I thought parrots IQ were that of a five year old .
pamela frew
@mollyheaton
It's all to sad and scary across the pond here..........
Emanuel Wall
@LasalleRules
I thought this was about Conan leaving the Tonight Show? Still too soon?
Meri TK
@meriemtk
😂😂😂
Collin Helmlinger
@CollinJax44
so random lol
Eamonn Doyle
@EamonnD3
Damn did
@ConanOBrien
just up his game with #'s? Do it sir! Do it! Crush the
#twitter
#game
!
#WriteforConan
Tzvika Gottlieb
@TzviGottlieb
He sounds like a smart parrot.
Steve Green
@EstiviG
He's not dead. He's just resting.
veloc123
@veloc123
plastic limey asswipe...
Matt Holck
@Matt_Holck
get your
#brexit
off the baked goods discount shelf don't eat the
#NATOXIT
Doğu
@NukleerSabri
He sounds like my dead grandfather...wait a second.....
the big ragu
@thebigragoo666
i remember when u used to be funny
Charmian O'Brien
@CharmiZen
Get another Parrot, name it Bremain. It will live longer.
paul burbank
@MyPlanbasilica
your parrot was an egotistic bastard!
Susan
@detectivelily
You killed your own pet?! Psycho!
Susan
@detectivelily
you're going to hell in a hand
#Brexit
.
Janice Kennedy
@JaniceKeough
lol xoxo
Elliot Doyle
@sexyuglytruth
hilarious. perhaps your parrot was a pirate in disguise, and you misheard him, haha!
Michael C Ferringer
@mcfbuger
Well - He told me the Paper in his cage was the NY-Times & he choked on the stench ~
Madolite
@madolite
Your parrot died a YEAR ago and you're mourning him just NOW, to capitalize on his name for all its worth? You Monster! :O
WAS-THAT-C4
@WAS_THAT_C4
it was a suicide he couldn't stand that gilded cage no more he preferred to live free in a third world economy
Donatas
@Donatas03
bluebay700
@bluebay700
did it asked for a re-vote? 😁
Gregory Brooks
@KeyboardG
spooky is it pronouncing a hard 'p' with no lips.
Jolian Grimm
@penumbra_grimm
it is not the cause, just the catalyst
#brexit
GAMER
@WiNiN_PRO
not so funny as ur face r , like this please conan i beg u
Mikael
@mickemoi
when the last vote was counted someone mumbled "Brexit sends his regards!"
Brendon Simmons
@BrendonSimmons
Bad, I would not want to come up with something. But, bad. We know your IQ man. Now you can't get away with it.
Momo Muhammad Ali B.
@MomoMuhammAliT
hahA
Lew Stools
@rnrmurse
God bless Britain's Independence Day!
Kar
@TRANSFOrigamis
I don't "buy" it.
justsaying
@kardoa_rich
that's weird cause I had a dog named brexit. He ran off on us. Wanted to come back later, we said no. Little brexit all alone
Craig Dodge
@craigvdodge
You didn't mention his son, who has spooky connections to renewed Scottish independence, named 'Sexit'.
Seriously Dude
@IncredulousDude
No, you didn't.
Christopher Watson
@tehchristopherw
that's weird, I used to have a racist parrot who was always talking about crackers;
#pollyshouldwantracialequality
Dermot Madden
@djtmadden
when is your show going to be back on Irish Tv?
patrick cassidy
@capacity23
Ya Conan, well I had a dog named Brexit and he liked to heard the sheep to the Abyss and then chuckle like a laughing Hyena!
Tyler
@ti_cantstandya
My parrot kept saying "Fuck me Gary"so I asked my wife if Gary came over and she said yeah. Can't believe Gary fucked my parrot
Bernard Silverman
@DonKeehotey
#spooky
#weird
Trump bought a parrot he named "Corey Lewandowski" to do exactly what Corey did for a fraction of the cost.RT
Richard Frankel
@drrfrankel
I thought his last words were "take these stale crackers and shove it!"
Oso G
@josorio1980
did you replace him with one name regrexit
Jo Ruiz
@JosephManuel1X
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Jayson Guzman
@jaysonguzman456
what a wacky coincedence
exhausted
@Nonvlinders
does it have anything to do with a Canadian penny?
Jehosaphat Q. Blatte
@SwattingAtFlies
But have you heard of the new cereal General Mills is test-marketing? It's Bran, Chex, and Fecal Matter. It's called Bran Crap.
Coach George V
@hustlerfab
Viva La freedom! God bless the UK!
James Greer
@SwanssenTweet
Was it named after your aunt Mabel "Brexit" Conano?
#schwing
slap happy
@chapjappy
WANT MY SHADES, CONANO!
Gabriel Young
@GoldenGabetime
do you also have a parrot named 'Grexit'? # foreboding
#youneverknow
Rajeev Sunam
@RajeevSunam
lol.
SuthernMiss
@SuthernMiss
Great Britain wants a mulligan.
Robert O'Hannon
@RobertSense
Eww
Pete's Dragon
@smelliotmyr
this is the tweet that made me unfollow you
Mr_Cryptik
@Mr_Cryptik
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Martine Rasputia
@MartineRasputia
says the guy who lives in opulence and who care about the small people of shit every day!
Martine Rasputia
@MartineRasputia
impressive to see the stars live in their own little selfish world who do not see beyond their noses
Schweddybawllz
@schweddybawllz
I USED to like ur show. Now I'm Looking forward to your bankruptcy and utter failure. Hope your family becomes impoverished.
Ian Dougal Sykora
@DougalSykora
if only
#Brexit
had died
DouMank
@doumank
- ugh.
jesse
@JesseMLee
pretty sure he actually said "Drop the
#SDCC
tickets fam"
Andrew Krajewski
@Krycopter
you can do better