Looking for a Defense Against the Dark Arts prof, @jk_rowling? Where do I apply? Trump, Death Eaters - I got this!
New "Harry Potter" story tells the story of a Witchcraft & Wizardry school in Massachusetts bos.gl/XLmAppi
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Memories are Made in Massachusetts, as the bumper sticker says ;-) #NeverTrump
u really are a pathetic lying witch
you must be under a spell to abandon the fight against Wall St to kneel before their queen
Obviously you belong to Fantasy Land, because you seem to possess way more abilities there than here in the real world.
You're funny! A real maze ball.
I take Umbridge to this statement.
You insult Voldemort with that comparison. Carry on.
My new heroine! You and Hilary rocked it the other day. Power team!
I really wish you could cast a spell and get rid of the Dark Lord, @elizabethforma. twitter.com/elizabethforma…
Looking for a Defense Against the Dark Arts prof, @jk_rowling? Where do I apply? Trump, Death Eaters - I got this!
JUST STOP. This insult tossing is pathetic. Aren't we supposed to despise Trump because he does it?
Winning the internet on a daily basis is @elizabethforma @jk_rowling
Will you wear a feathered or horned warbonnet when you give this class? You got lots of experience faking shit!
and what ya gonna do about Hillary? Fucking traitor
Hillary = Bellatrix
careful, people don't last long in that position! We need you around!
delete your account
i am pretty sure you and hrc and all the other democratic sellouts qualify as death eaters
and how did u get a job in Harvard..say again?
The Defense Against the Dark Arts professor always ended up being a two-faced backstabbing traitor, Elizabeth.
*Not always but often. Point is its best not to be Prof Agst Dark Arts, like it's best not to betray your ideals
Too bad you're Prof. Quirrel.
Finally! A DADA Prof that will last more than one year!! @jk_rowling @BostonGlobe
I think Lizzy forgot her meds 2day, or maybe took @HillaryClinton's,watch her thyroid vanish-magic!
i liked this tweet.
you are a fuckohonta...you are supportinga lady who has blood onhe rha nds
what the hell happened to you
👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼💖💖💖💖💖💖 @jk_rowling 💖💖💖💖💖💖@BostonGlobe
What's your Ilvermorny house? I know you took the quiz.
Its easy to call out Trump, but you could not even call out the Dem party after they voted down min wage incr
I honest to god didn't think I could love you any more. I was wrong. Proud to be moving to MA!
Senator Warren sold her soul to Voldermort, AKA Hillary Clinton.
😂😂 this is amazing
But... the Prof against the Dark Arts always turned out to be corrupt! Right?
Oh, right. My bad! 😉
I'm not a Trump supporter but your attacks on him sound as elementary & ridiculous as his. Leave it in the schoolyard.
This is the best thing I have ever seen omg.
#trump2016 goo.gl/15kLja In line with @elizabethforma, Donald Trump on position 1 in GOP field last 60min Twitter mentioned
Did you see that the North American school of witchcraft and wizardry is on the top of Greylock?
Liz: no need to fight on their level. Your intellect will do....
You'd be a better Trelawney.
I don't think you can recover from Trump just by eating chocolate. 🍫
TWO OF MY HEROES!!! Reassurance that sanity still exists in our world today!
+@realDonaldTrump obviously belongs to Slitherin!
Err.. historically that doesn't go too well for the professor, Senator!
+@LaraDodds We could be WA: Warren's Army!
Oh yuck. How embarrassing.
+@shalienewoodIey +@BernieSanders Defense Against Dark Money, you mean, right? #nosecretmoney
How bought this for a Hardy Potter reference:
Bernie's more of a Professor Binns
You obviously like pretending to be something you're not, take the DNA test or admit your fraud
like pretending you're a billionaire? Like pretending you're for the country?
Can we have a defense against ppl under FBI investigation being elected to high office? @elizabethforma @jk_rowling
am I missing something or did your account get hacked Sen. Warren?
oh my god shut the FUCK up
so goofy fake Indian, are u now 4 globalism 2?RU paid off by Wall Street & terroristic countries??
Maybe shed light where needed...Speak to blacks supporting hillary 91-1 & explain their collective closed minds
FU Warren, Queen of the WitchTards
Liz, get a grip on reality, girl, and stop dressing like @HillaryClinton
If I had the Photoshop skills to paint Voldemort orange and put a bad wig on him, I would.
Hairpiece = horcrux
I dunno, ma'am, the DATDA prof usually ends up dead, kidnapped, or possessed. D:
I bet she'd break the curse. :)
You're awesome, Ms. Warren.
Why stop at DADA? Apply for Headmaster!
Trump is a troll, does that type of magic work against them? ;)
Hillary Clinton and Elizabeth Warren are like the Lone Ranger and Tonto, except people actually enjoyed that show.
Donald Trump was caught having sex with Selena Gomez that just got leaked on vid here: ow.ly/5Tsz301DImt 0.629