i don't really have a full argument here BUT...

🎤 wealth worship culture is traaaaash!! 🎤

Like the curse of being on the cover of Sports Illustrated.

I believe this is what you were looking for

bingo

A non trivial fraction of which is in Palmer Luckey, individually.

I thought this was a describe urself w fictional characters thing for a sec

Heeey cutie

the magazine for the criminally minded

I've got to hand it to Holmes, she really knew how to play these dumbshits. The Steve Jobs cosplay is a nice touch.

Also

If you remove the ribbon, her head falls off.

Why does Luckey's cover look like a high school yearbook photo gone deep into glamor shot territory?

Dude looks like a 2001 CGI model.

He's the new Mayor of Uncanny Valley!

Feeb Forbes

Right wingers and scam artists.

Forbes loves human-shaped bags of shit. They're better than real people!

Not trying to be obtuse, @cwarzel, but I'm not sure what your argument (quarter, half or full) actually is ... @stephaaronson

do you have criticism of a story about a woman who's created a huge mobile game?

Hardly. I love that damn game.

this goes all the way to the top...

alba's a bigger fraud than thiel!

You mean the American fascination with celebrities, power and money is detrimental to its ethics?

you guys actually read this story?

I wish I could track down the 2007-ish cover w/ Hank Greenberg

there must surely be a Clinkle one out their somewhere …?!

yup.

k

what do i win?

nice

forbes is sort of like the tiger beat for amoral douchebags.

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It's the business equivalent of the Madden curse

what's a madden curse

Whichever NFL player gets to be in the cover if that year's Madden video game ends up getting injured

ahahah oh my god

*on and *of but I think you got the point

how does a 22 year old have such bad skin

yeah its always so weird. you make billions, surely you can afford exfoliation and spa?

pls leave me out of this conversation. nagl imo

this is the alt-right to worry about!

Whorbes

So the Epi-Pen witch and Martin Shkreli didn't make the cut?

They should just rename the magazine to Douches Illustrated.

Maybe this doesn't bode well for @aunder? 😉

no argument necessary. A picture is worth ....

I don't get why everthing is failing apart. Doesn't the Bible say "Blessed are the Rich, we should worhsip them"?

I wonder if money turn them into *explicit* or if they got money because they are *explicit*

the white race is deeply flawed?

So it's just a list of greedy, selfish cocksuckers Forbes loves.

Death to Old Media

it's like a business version of the Madden curse 🤔

the madden curse of the business world.

I, atheist, may nonetheless have it: "If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look to whom He gives it."

Sports Illustrated curse for rich swindlers

hahahaha

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh gross