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"Get those jokes off."
the "adding levity" part is hilarious to me for some reason
I'm always concerned about the person in the oval office adding levity to issues like war, poverty, pandemics.
vs ‘stop lying’ Not a double standard at all.
So this is a clown show.
"Get those jokes off."
basically. The state of American politics really is a circus
Good news for @HillaryClinton. She can keep lying!
Good news for your stupidity. You can go get an education...
Yes, because Americans want a POTUS who is a stand-up comic. Maybe we should elect Seinfeld or Louis CK.
I'm not worried. She'll kill in the evening gown competition.
Screw that. She can stand there and watch, like all of us, while Trump self-destructs on camera.
From your lips to God's ear.
well then he'll bring the witch down with him
Not with the "gender bias" at play. Ex.: HRC attacked for WJC's past; Trump applauded for his.
wow. She better start googling jokes for tonight, forget her policies.
Surprised they didn't add "Smile!"
the 1st item is exactly what the red hats have been lead to believe; joke deployed!
Won't that conflict with her programming?
joke is on her. She's a dope, and liar.
Are you fucking kidding me.
"Smile and twirl your hair" WTF?
Candidates need to simply be themselves. Reduce awkward forced moments that simply do not work! Que circus music.
She'll be standing next to a joke, does that count?
So Clinton can keep lying? 🤔
She has to sell her presidency and he has to stop lying and show humility? Too much bs for this early in the morning
they already know Hillary can't stop lying!
wants to be president of the USA, only good in front of small crowds.
Better than "Get those jokers off."
Well, Drumpf is fail on the first bullet point. The leopard cannot change his stripes.
this is my favorite joke
No jokes she is not Bill has the personality of a parking meter.
wow the bar is set pretty high there.
oh FFS that's why I'll watch on CSpan or Twitter #debates2016 #SheWillWin
Lying: C- Humility: C+ Gaps: C Overall: A-
"gaps in his policy proposals" implies that he has any coherent framework to fill in the gaps OF
right? He has no policy proposals or details whatsoever.
If that reflects where the bar is I’m afraid he’s already won...
That's a real screen grab? So all he has to do is not lie?
Tough tasks for Trump, and the gaps are the size of the Grand Canyon.
Donald Trump is the most humble man ever, don't know what they're talking about
Trump Brags About Being Humble
Donald Trump likes to brag about how humble he is.
"Fill in the Grand Canyon."
/ I think Trump has already 'filled in the Grand Canyon' with his lies! VOTE BLUE
Be orange, yell a lot, say "Trump", don't rape!
There's isn't enuff dirt to "fill in the gaps" of ANYTHING @realDonaldTrump has to say/proposed/lied about
they aren't even trying anymore
Well, low bar indeed but he can't do any of those longer than 5 minutes.
How can Americans feel any pride in their country right now?Absolutely ridiculous. The world would laugh if not for arsenal.
I won't hold my breath for any of that to happen
And Hillary's task? She is more dishonest than Trump-and that seems IMPOSSIBLE! #NeverHillary #BringBernieBack!
It seems impossible because Clinton is not, in fact, more dishonest than Trump. Bernie's backing her, by the way.
Thank you. How anyone can continue to believe this is astounding!
Under what Duress?!!!
duress? He's written part of the party platform now.
the duress of the alternative being President Donald Trump. The duress of seeing the last 8 years of
If you think Hillary is better than Trump-& I have nothing good to say about him, then you bought the Big Lie!!
Nah, you & unfortunately too many others bought into debunked Conspiracy theories.. Sad 😔
progress get undone in a single day. The duress of a 5-4 conservative Supreme Court.
it is called thought diffusion!!
I liked Bernie too, and would have preferred him to Hillary, but more people voted for Hillary.
guess you didn't get the Update=DNC cheated!!!
the DNC preferred the Democrat to the independent running under the umbrella for exposure. More *people* voted for Hillary
let the Media spoon feed you then, did you get the Implant Too!?!?
you realize you're making Bernie's legacy DJT as president? All history will remember is that his supporters were the difference
he should be remembered as a genuine progressive hero, but if Trump wins, that's all gone. But hey, you got to feel special, so
Hillary got MILLIONS of more votes. The end! @StormSola @thekeelo_g
there is no way that dipshit is for bernie. Trump supporter all the way.
was it something I said?
I am not responsible for individual complicity!!
The one that's losing in NY is the one born here, even losing in 'republican upstate'
As if I'm referring to public blunders-what is she hiding-if you knew you would hurl. I will watch the FallOut🤑
compared to who?
Compared to Nothing!!
thank you for making my point
where's your proof of back door deals? Innuendos & gossip are not facts & shouldn't be treated like they are
I suppose Edward Snowden is a conspiracy theory too. No more Time wasted here.
I am not talking about the Public Record!! But go ahead and stuff yourself with poison if that is what your palate prefers!!
Who says I support her?
you defend her record on what grounds?
I know all about them. :) @StormSola
I support her. Never did buy into stream of Conspiracy theories. Facts matter…
I am voting for her. Most qualified candidate. Trump is a nightmare of a joke. A fraud and con man. @StormSola @ForwardProgs
I am not supporting EITHER fraud🤑🤑🤑
Well, one is going to win. I'm not going to let Trump win because I decided to sit out. I live in a battleground state.
I will not vote for a criminal, which is the two party tyranny. Lies and the lying liars rule today-a hideous morrow awaits.
Then don't. I didn't tell you to. I just said that Trump lies more. He's pathological. Bad positions on top of it.
Gemini will lie to your face Scorpio will take secrets to the Grave, but believe what you wish.
You just invoked astrology, which seriously jeopardizes your credibility
very Intelligent choice. Been a pleasure ☺
Wow, you have super secret info about HRC that the 30 plus years of press and GOP scrutiny has not uncovered? Well done, you!
I am hardly the only one!!!
that is too unfortunate.. Here is something to ponder…
Ummm what are you talking about then?
"I am not talking about the Public Record!!" god, this is too much
Then take your complaint to 'him' personally. Pathetic minions.
with that label of ignorance, she has to be a plant from the trump campaign.
actually been proven FACTUALLY that Trump lies every 3 minutes and 15 seconds. HC every 15 minutes.
that means, on average, Trump lies 4 times more....sooooo
3 million votes worth of ass hurt.
I made myself clear! I am not speaking about the Public Record, I am talking back door deals! Vote for a Taker if you so choose
Bernie is a good guy & smart enough to know what to do in order to get his agenda on board. R U?
So...a "pivot." Not holding my breath.
4. Eat KFC with fingers.
We can't handle the truth.
...and avoid tax returns and Putin questions?
the only way Trump can reasonably accomplish points 1 & 2 is if he's not asked about anything he's said previously.
this is fantacy
Clinton tasks summary: Sell yourself. Trump: Meet bare minimum standards of human behavior.
Fill in the gaps in his policy proposals? How many hours IS the debate?
"be fundamentally different person"
"Gaps" implies there is some policy there in the first place though.
can I get off the floor now? Please the media just within the last week even openly will say that Trump is lying/liar. Ha Ha
Trump's tasks tonight: Draw breath If he does that, the MSM will call him the winner.
I imagine the one for Hillary says 1. Keep lying 2. Lie some more 3. Make up some new lies
Well, he's boned
and HRC would be the same except switch out likeability for compassion
well and the part about gaps in policy.
I haven't heard anything about HRC's policy yet, just "Trump is bad & Free college for all". Maybe tonight
other than that though!!!!!
first bullet point will never happen
Each one impossible by itself.
If Trump manages not to drool and fling poop balls at the audience,our equally dumbed down media will applaud him.
The only questions remaining is which news service is more inept. Or useless. "Oh look honey. It's Dancing With The Stars!"
You will know when @realDonaldTrump is lying, he repeats it 3 times in a row. Does it so often, it's become a steady habit!
2016, Andrew. 2016, man.
How about keep it real, expose her lying husband's infidelity while being President, now wanting to be First Husband
Asking too much.
Except that lying and heaving insults have gotten him this far. Old habits die hard.
Stop lying?! Stop lying? OMG! YOU'RE A RIOT! Then again, you like cats, so I get it now
Hillary's Tasks Tonight >Just show up >Stay the entire debate >Avoid medical episodes #MAGA
Seriously, you have 2 realize that whenever anyone on left says anything about Mr Trump lying, well, WTF?
And then he'll be called "presidential." Meanwhile, Hillary will be judged on vocal tone, smiling, clothes ...
FYI--I'm old enough to remember that Hillary's been lying for 30 years. (Probably longer) So really, WTF?
We know he is incapable of the first two and this is pathetic
If Trump feints momentarily toward even one of those "requirements," @MSNBC will declare him the winner.
Shouldn't he have done that like 6 months ago?
We already know 1 and 2 are out of the question, and he has a lot of filling to do on #3
He doesn't have to do any of those. The people who will vote for him don't care about them, and they won't be swayed.
they should add *Not shit himself and *Show up sober
HC-STOP The LIES HC tell truth for once HC evil owns you HC Email-bad👎🏻 HC C=Classified says was alphabet😂😂😂
FFS America 🤒👎🏻
Trump's only job is to show up and continue to be a white male. As long as he doesn't have a sex change operation he's good.
Oh how they have such high hopes... they must be broadcasting from Denver today...
They forgot Trump's main task: Hide your oozing racism and bigotry.
Live look-in at "Trump Gap"
He may as well drop out way he completes all 3 of these tasks...
stop lying..explain policy..release taxes..apologize for birtherism & Khan family....humility is down the list
it's gaps all the way down.
You say it's day, I say it's night. Who's to say who's wrong or right? Shake my hand and be polite.…
Be strong GAAAAAAAAAAP Get tough GAAAAAAAP Management GAAAAAP Winning for you
you should vote Trump or KYS
How is this clown even a candidate. "Stop Lying" is a "task"? I feel like I'm in an alternate universe.
my task post debate. Update resume for possible Canada move. This election is twice as scary as bush v gore ever was
Been thinking the same thing after watching Chomsky documentary "Requiem for the American Dream" last week.
the graphic is real; the ability to complete the task is ZERO.
It's okay, he'll not meet any of those.
Yeah but he's gotten away with his lies and lack of policy clarity for over a year. Why should tonight be any different?
if he can even halfway do one he'll be seen as successful though. It is an epic double standard.
There is a mistake, is not "show humility", may be; fake humility, you can't show what you don't have.
ummm, gaps? Gaps? that suggests actual policy. This is a sad, low bar.
Bwahahaha 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Suddenly stop being a garbage human.
These should be Trump's tasks for the duration of his life. Very difficult for a shyster.
Wow. Replace the third one with say please and thank you and it is a list of behavioral standards for a kindergartner
"show humility"? Not possible.
... And monkeys must *literally* fly out of his ass.
So, in other words, MISSION IMPOSSIBLE!
Stop lying? That's like telling a junky to stop shooting up.
Hillary's task tonight:stop lying, try to be likable and don't let her infirmities show!
they have to be kidding! Why would he change what's been working?
And this is why the MSM can't and isn't trusted.
Sooo not a winning strategy...
Stop helping him, sheesh…
No Trumps tasks tonight 1) Don’t drool 2) Occasionally Smile That’s it. he wins. (Expectations are low.)
fill in policy gaps for trump is like "finishing a book report" you never started
real opponent in 2016, the partisan, left-wing media.
Since when is buzzfeed real? Why is CNN not reporting this?
Nah....It can't be real...but then it's @realDonaldTrump so yes, it must be. #Debates2016 #ImWithHer
why? He's been succeeding while doing none of those so far.
This is MSNBC!
That's just sad for our country.
Given that Hillary never lies, and is known for always telling the truth, she doesn't need to work on stop lying tonight.
is MSNBC telling Trump how he needs to win the debate? Like any of that is going to happen. LOL!
I may accept @realDonaldTrump has lied, but @MSNBC as a fact checker is like asking an Alcoholic to guard a liquor store.
but then it wouldn't be "Trump being Trump". #never trump
And Hillary's? It had better say "Stop Lying" too.
lol this is inaccurate af. All he needs to do is be Presidential and show a tiny bit of knowledge.
so basically be a presidential candidate and not some racist slob off the street?
setting the bar low. "Hey, Trump, you just have to show some human decency, Clinton has to prove herself and her career."
it's a tough job if anyone can do it Trump can! Wait... no, he probably can not
and try to get ahead in the race for the very first time.
I don't see that happening.
me neither, just a reminder he's never been in the lead. Such a loser.
Such a loser. Sad!
So I guess if he follows half of that he will be the media winner
This has 2 be 1 of those interns dicking around deal again - like the Asian airlines crash in SF & made up crew names?
Election 2016 in a nutshell-Stop lying. When you have that as a task it is a very low bar #unprecedented
Tis beautiful objective reporting 2016
keep retweeting Michelle, you're doing a horrible job
this looks photoshopped over
Oh the logo was moving pre screen grab eh?
I took the screen grab from TV Eyes
Or the list of physical and mental impossibilities for the @realDonaldTrump
Fill in the gaps? Are we looking for the missing link in the fossil records? There are not gaps just chasms.
He won't make it past bullet point one.
too large of a task, he simply cannot do it.
How did his racism, sexism, and fascism NOT make this list?!! Isn't that more important than 'humility'?
You could apply the first two to the press also.
The first second and third point all seem beyond his abilities still.
how about "Have actual policy proposals in first place"
setting the bar high
when did we enter an alternate Universe exactly?
MSNBC is not and has never been based in reality. It's as much of a Cartoon Network as Fox News.
"I did not send classified emails."
Listening to CNN this am, they said all he basically had to do was "control himself". Verbatim quote.
Then went on to discuss all the serious things SHE needed to do. Abject sexism and they didn't even realize it.
#lying. If he does he's play acting ergo LYING
He can't possibly do any of those things.
No he will never make it through the night unless he has a double... #IKidYouNot
His campaign is one big cliche. There's nothing to fill the gaps with. And humility? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
But it's MSNBC, what does FOX think Trump's tasks are? Breitbart?
And this the best commentary on it:
So, Clinton needs to conquer uncharted territory, Trump needs to just not be an asshole. Seems fair.
/ it will be a Christmas miracle
-- So in otherwise not be himself.
Impossible Tasks for this man.
Really sad that @MSNBC has become enabler of mediocre politics/glorification of reality show presidential campaign
They forgot "Curb the Knuckle-Dragging"
you meant Hillary.....right?
And yet this known liar is almost tied in polls? What a commentary on this state of our collective intelligence!
Pretty much all Trump has to do is act like a 70 year old mature adult. It's going to be tough.
not capable of any of it. none.
All he has to do is be less orange and he will be declared the winner.
hillarys task tonight. Stop lying, try to stay standing and don't kill anyone
Hillary's tasks: Stop lying Stop lying Stop lying
Same for Hillary stop lying, don't act like an elitist!
Hillary lies more than Trump does, just makes her lies sound nicer
Pretend you're intelligent, have character, aren't a creep, haven't said all the stupidity you've been quoted as saying!
Is anyone really surprised? Both CNN and MSNBC have been so clearly in the Clinton camp over the last few months.
kinda screwed then, isn't he?
At least they left room at the bottom for creative Photoshop.
Hard to get any truth out of a mendacious meatloaf #debate
that's silly, that's the entirety of his "brand". Repelling facts is "strength", sloganeering is all anyone wants to hear.